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Brad T. Jonas

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I draw unrelatable comics. patreon.com/bradtjonas

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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 22h

business-minded

p1: “I have a mind for business,” a man in a suit says.

p2: “Monkey business,” he clarifies.

p3: The man has climbed on his desk, squatted down, and begun beating his chest with his fists while saying “Ook ook.”

p4: “How did the interview go?” a woman asks the man, sometime later.
“I probably shouldn’t have thrown my poop,” the man says sadly.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

reminder that nearly all these dang comics have bonus panels over on the paytree-on

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

innovator

p1: a boy at his desk in school writing in a notebook gasps

p2: He shows his discovery to others and they gasp

p3: His fellow classmates carry him away on their shoulders, calling him ‘Chosen One’, ‘King”, and ‘Our new king!’

p4: The discovery was the cool ‘S’. He discovered it. Dang, what a cool kid.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

not with a bang but a chuckle

p1: “Hey A.I. bot, show me something…y’know, uh…”

p2: “…funny.”

p3: “Okay, here’s a list of articles about A.I. destroying humanity,” A.I. says.

p4: “No—something that *I* would find funny,” the guy clarifies.

“Okay, here’s a picture of a cute dog, destroying humanity,” the A.I. says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

career day

p1: “I wear a suit to show that I am successful and important.”

p2: “But I’m going to let you in on a little secret.”

p3: “Success is an illusion. No one is important. Humanity is a mere speck in a vast, swirling galaxy—which is itself a mere speck in an ever-expanding universe.”

p4: “So uh…what career did you come to tell us about for career day?” the teacher asks.
“Truth teller,” the guy says.
“He’s unemployed,” the child says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

wehhhh

p1: “Wehhhh! I am saaaaaadddd!” a crying man says.

p2: “Uh, sir?” someone says interrupting him.

p3: It is a fast food employee. “Okay sir, the manager said you can have a refund on your Happy Meal if you’ll just leave the premises.

p4: “I’ll leave when I’m happy,” the crying man says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

fathers and sons

p1: “You know what I wanted at your age more than anything?” the father asks his son.

p2: “Um…maybe like a mustache comb?” the son guesses.

p3: “You think the thing I wanted most at twelve was a mustache comb? the father asks.

p4: “You see me better than my own father ever did, Stache,” the father says, embracing his son.
“Put ‘er there, pal,” Stache says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

some people

p1: “There are people who have so much shit in their lives who still manage to treat everyone with kindness and compassion.”

p2: “I’d like to think I could be one of those people.”

p3: He sips his coffee.

p4: “Blech! Coffee’s cold!” he shouts, spilling it.

p5: “EVERYTHING IS FUCKED!” he shouts, quickly spiraling.

p6: He is on the phone.
“Hey Warren, I’m not going to be able to water your plants this weekend,” he says. “Why? I don’t know, fuck you.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

insufficient

p1: “I guess I just feel…insufficient,” a guy says.

p2: “As a friend, a family member, an artist, a member of the community…I fall short.”

p3: “Hmm yeah you’re not the greatest patient either…” the guy’s therapist says.

p4: “Haha just kidding, little therapy humor. You’re only slightly below average. A little whiny.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

real gamers

p1: guy is playing a handheld videogame, looks like he’s struggling.

p2: “tough game?” a lady next to him asks.

p3: “Real gamers enjoy a good challenge,” he says, haughtily.

p4: “Are you still on the name entry?” she asks, looking on.

“You wouldn’t understand,” the guy says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

shit luck

p1: “I’ve got shit luck,” a man says looking at a citation he received (for public defecation, incidentally).

p2: a bird poops from a tree just in front of the man

p3: The bird pooped on a $20 bill, the man sees.

p4: “I’ve got shit luck!” the man says, picking up the poo money.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

close enough

a man seems to be walking backwards down a hallway, further and further from a lit exit marked ‘SUCCESS’. In the final panel we see he has made his own ‘success’ window on the wall with chalk.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sure is monday again

p1: “Hey how’s it goin, Tom?” Tom is asked.

p2: *dramatic intake of breath*

p3: *exasperated SIIIIIIGH*

p4: “Can’t complain, how ‘bout you?” Tom asks.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not Prince Hamlet

p1: “Everyone is the main protagonist of their own story.”

p2: “Except for me.”

p3: “I’m just a tertiary character here to add texture and realism to the setting.”

p4: “I pick up the protagonist’s poop.”

(The protagonist is a dog named Hammy, “I am not Prince Hamlet” refers to a line from T.S. Eliot’s ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’)

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hooray, thoughts

p1: “Finally, some time alone with my thoughts.”

p2:

p3:

p4: “This is horrible.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

sorry you died

p1: “Hey, sorry you died. I’m your afterlife roommate, Keith.”

p2: “Um, there’s Netflix, but it’s the old dvd-through-the-mail kind. I have Police Academy Four, disc two right now.

p3: “There’s also a box of old Parade Magazines with all of the ‘Ask Marilyn’ columns ripped out.”

p4: “No one should know that much.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

make bad human art

p1: “I don’t make good art,” sad guy says.

“So make bad art,” lil dude says.

p2: “I don’t want to let people down though,” sad guy says.

“Literally no one gives a shit,” lil dude says.

p3: It is revealed that sad guy is a tattoo artist, currently tattooing a customer.

“Uh…I sort of give a shi—“ the customer being tattooed begins to say, but he is interrupted by the lil dude who says “You didn’t PAY ENOUGH to give a shit.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

no one likes it

p1: “No one is going to like this shit,” a guy says.

p2: He pushes a button on his phone to post something.

p3: Soon: the man is excited by a notification on his phone.

p4: The man posted to an “interesting poops” subreddit, and a user named u/No_one_luvs_u commented “Good shit 👍”. The guy responds to the comment “knew I could count on u ❤️”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

not really new

p1: New! Titanic Ice-Burger

Burger with bits of shredded iceberg lettuce. You’ll never let go, Jack!

p2: New! Raw Dogger

Cold hotdog on a plain bun—sometimes it just feels better without a condiment!

p3: New! Sex Fries

Fries seasoned with our special blend of salt, enzymes, and xylitol.

p4: New! Naughty Birder

a chicken sandwich that comes with more napkins than you will use.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

stand up for yourself

p1: “Hey—are you using this chair?” a guy asks.

p2: We see he is asking someone currently seated in the chair, eating. “Uh…” he begins.

p3: “…I guess not.”

p4: “Kay,” the first guy says, taking the chair out from under the other guy.

“Whup! Thank you,” the other guy responds, plopping to the floor.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

secret menu

p1: “Uh…let’s see…can I get a number two?” a customer asks.

p2: “And can you make it ‘animal style’” he adds.

p3: The fast food employee sighs and enters the order in.

p4: The employee puts on an Animal mask (from The Muppets) and procures drumsticks that are tied to spatulas.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

that boy needs therapy

p1: “Life has been pretty intolerable,” guy in red chair says.

p2: “Have you considered therapy?” guy in blue chair asks while scribbling on a notepad.

p3: “Uhh…isn’t that what this is?” the guy in the red chair asks.

p4: “No, I just like to draw caricatures of sad people,” blue chair guy says, showing his doodle.

“I was wondering why my insurance covered this,” red chair guy says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

(whoops, this failed to post yesterday)

p1: “Seems like at this rate I’ll be alone forever,” guy says.

p2: “Wait—no, that’s just the depression talking!”

p3: He scribbles something on a notepad.

p4: “Alright, the math checks out. Sorry I doubted you, Depression.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

obey your thirst

p1: Men in jail. “I sent some really thirsty messages to my ex. You?” one asks.

“Unsolicited dick pic…to the Wendy’s twitter account.”

“Damn.”

p2: “I punched a cop,” a third guy says.

p3: “…because it turned me on.”

p4: The setting is revealed to be Horny Jail.

“I feel like that shouldn’t count,” one guy says, “It is hot though.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Brotherly Advice

p1: An older brother consoles a younger brother who is crying.
“You can’t be so hard on yourself,” older brother says.

p2: “I get to because I’m your older brother,” he jokes.

p3: “But you have to extend yourself the same kindness that you’d extend to a friend who you saw suffering like you are,” he says.

p4: “Idiot,” he concludes lovingly.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

funny to someone

p1: “How could anyone find this funny?” a guy asks looking at something on his phone.

p2: “Humor is pretty subjective, dude. Nothing is funny to everyone,” his friend says.

p3: “Look,” the first guy says, showing his friend what’s on his phone.

p4: “Okay no, that is objectively hilarious and there is something wrong with you,” the friend says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

other horror

p1: “Are you tired of bearing witness to the abject horrors of this world?”

p2: “Then come on down to Uncle Eldritch’s Lovingly Crafted Otherworldly Horror Emporium, where none of the atrocities are committed by or comprehensible to mankind.”

p3: An Eldritch Horror appears.

p4: “What in the ever-loving fun, am I right folks?”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

it’s not you, it’s me

p1: “This is hard for me to say…”

p2: “But I think we should see other people.”

p3: (he is speaking to himself in the mirror)

p4: “I’m taking this much better than I thought I would.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

lacking

p1: “Why isn’t life more fulfilling?” a man asks.

p2: “Well, do you think about how you spend your time?” a lady responds.

p3: “Of course—each day is meticulously laid out in my daily planner,” he says.

p4: He shows the contents of the planner for the week which is all “DESPAIR” except for “coffee with Amy” on Friday and an oil change Sunday.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

football returned

p1: Two men in a bar.

“Today might be a good day for it,” green guy says.
“Beautiful weather,” blue guy says.

p2: “What have I got to lose at this point?” green guy asks.
“Yeah we’re due for a win,” blue guy says.

p3: “May God forgive me,” green guy says.
“Sure, fourth and long, time for a hail mary,” blue guy says.

p4: The green man has left.
“Gosh, I missed human connection,” blue guy says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

plan for success

p1: “My chances for success in this life are slim.”

p2: “Sooo I’ve started investing in my next life.”

p3: “Which the stars have indicated will be in the form of a squirrel.”

p4: “I’ve already got tactical nut caches all over town.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

he’s back

p1: “Uh oh,” a man lying in bed says.

p2: from his perspective we see an odd spot on the ceiling

p3: “Wayne Knight is back in the ceiling texture,” he says.

p4: “Helloooo…Jerry” ceiling Wayne Knight says.

“That’s not my name,” the man says.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

seeing someone

p1: “I need to tell you—I’ve started seeing someone,” the man says.

p2: “You’re…cheating?” the woman asks.

p3: “No, I’m—“ the man begins, but the woman interrupts: “hallucinating oh my GOD.”

p4: “What? No—a therapist, I’m—“ he starts to say, but the woman interrupts again: “YOU’RE FUCKING A THERAPIST??”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

do some LABOR today, I dare you

p1: a father looks anxious

p2: “Dad? Whatcha doin over there?” a son asks his dad, staring out the window.

p3: “You need to go outside, Dad?” the son asks as the dad presses his face against the glass and whines.

p4: “Dad?” the son asks. A door slams.

p5: The sounds of an engine starting, BRRRM.

“When ya gotta mow, ya gotta mow,” the son says, watching his dad mow from the window.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Odd Behavior

p1: “That’s weird,” a man says looking at the number 25k on his phone.

p2: “Gaining followers?” he asks (the 25k is on insta, lol).

p3: “This must be corrected.”

p4: “Attempt to monetize in literally any capacity?” the phone asks. He taps ‘yes’.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

not funny

p1: “Mom!” a crying kid shouts, “the internet said I’m not FUNNY!”

p2: “Aw, it’s okay sweetie—Mommy still loves you.”

p3: “But you know the house rule. Get your father.”

p4: “Hey Dad, you’re back in,” the kid says.

“I’m tellin’ ya Brian, the dog has to be cheating,” the dad says, crawling out of the dog house that has the name “Biscuits” crossed out and “Least funny family member” added. “He’s done the same butt sniff joke all week and hasn’t slept out here once!”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Finish that

p1: “Hey, uh are you gonna finish that?” a man says, pointing down at something.

p2: we see it is ‘Naked Lunch’ by William S. Burroughs

p3: The man is waiting for a response.

p4: The man begins gnawing on the book, apparently wanting to eat it, not read it.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

good ol’ gary

p1: Gleeful Gary went for a climb.

“Ee hee hee hee” he laughs.

p2: Gleeful Gary had a good time.

“Ee hee hee hee heeee” he laughs.

p3: Gary fell down and proceeded to drown.

“Ah hah…hahhh” he laughs.

p4: Gary was a man of little renown.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Better and Better

p1: “Hot singles” a man reads from his phone.

p2: “In my area?”

p3: “Want to meet ME??”

p4: “And discuss local voting initiatives!?”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

stop being hot

p1: “Shit girl, you hott as fuuuuck. That’s with like four U’s and two T’s.”

“Just two ‘T’s?”

“Yeah I ran out of room.”

p2: “In my line of work, you can’t afford to have a sweaty taint.”

“Uh, doctor? The patient is still conscious.”

“It’s okay…I want to see where this is going.”

p3: “You’re totally pulling this off, Damien. They all wish they were wearing turtlenecks…you’re an influencer now.”

p4: “Can’t…beat…the heat.”

“But I thought you got your powers from the sun—“

“Shut up, Jimmy.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

you ever forget how to work?

p1: “Is time to draw, but…”

p2: “I don’t ‘member how.”

p3: “ls bad. Is my job.”

p4: “Thank god I’m not a doctor…anymore.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Help Desk

a man at a help desk adds a sign to make it say “Help me.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Rest in Poor Taste

p1: a headstone reads:
“R.I.P.
Doug
His shit is
with God now.

p2: “Well this is in poor taste,” bald guy says upon reading it.

p3: He gets whacked with a shovel by the groundskeeper.

p4: a new headstone pops up that reads:
“R.I.P. Mr. Opinion Man
‘Ooh look at me, I’ve got a bunch of opinions!”

p5: “Really? And in Comic Sans? That’s in such poor taste,” a new visitor says. The groundskeeper watches on, just having buried someone under the grave labeled “WHINER” whose quote reads “whine whine whine.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

elevator safety

p1: “Sorry, guys,” a man in a black suit says on a crowded elevator.

p2: “Sorry about wha—“ yellow shirt guy begins to ask, but he is interrupted by the loud BRRRAPPP of a fart.

p3: “Good lord,” one man says, as the fart fills the elevator.

p4: “Gas is passed, returning to HQ,” the man in black says into his wrist communicator.

“Good work, agent Brownstain,” a voice replies.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

out of this world

p1: “No one gets out of this world alive.”

p2: “I did once, but I used a power-up from world six.”

p3: “Or did you mean like in real life?”

p4: “Cuz then there are like…astronauts.”

“Just let me be existential.”

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Staying Positive

p1: “Today is going to be a good day.”

p2: “…for someone.”

p3: “…somewhere.”

p4: He puts his head down (possibly to play ‘Heads Up Seven Up!’)

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Neil

p1: “Nothing to do now but sit and wait to die,” Neil says.

p2: He sits and waits.

p3: More sitting and waiting.

p4: “He Neil, could you help me with replacing the toner for the—“ a coworker begins to ask.

“I’m BUSY,” Neil interrupts.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

aw, I wanted a peanut

p1: “Time for some nice, light vacation reading,” a guy says grabbing a book from the shelf.

p2: He begins to read a book titled ‘Good Grief: an illustrated guide through bereavement’.

p3: He seems confused.

p4: “Where the hell is Snoopy??” he asks in desperation.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

read the whole can

p1: “Please drink,” he reads off the can.

p2: “Mkay,” he says opening it.

p3: He stops drinking suddenly, noticing something on the can.

p4: He spits it out.

p5: “…responsibly”?! he finishes reading the sentence from the can.

p6: “Hold up on the self-surgery, bro—read the whole can,” he tells a friend who is holding a scalpel over himself. He also spits out his drink.

Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

real boy

p1: “Becomin’ a real boy?” Pinocchio asks at a bar. “Of course I regret it. I was a frickin’ livin’ puppet.”

p2: “Now I’m just the old guy at the end of the bar talkin’ about how he used to be a livin’ puppet. Aw hell, I used ta be a livin’ GOD. “

“‘Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday you will be a real boy.’ Thanks a lot, blue fairy.”

p3: he takes a drag from his cigarette

p4: “Barkeep, bring me some more REAL BOY SHIT.”

“They’re called Jägerbombs, you jackass,” the bartender replies.