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Tenebrad

@bradislove.bsky.social
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I post mainly about movies and the drudgeries of existence. Please enjoy my inane observations Pervert vampire film scholar and giallo enjoyer 📽️ He/Him

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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10h
This may not be the best format for Gwar
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11h
Now watching V/H/S/Mixtape. I almost always enjoy these, but the pattern tends to be that they each have one great standout short, one absolute stinker that almost ruins the entire experience, and then the rest is just "pretty good" #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for V/H/S/Mixtape
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11h
Oh my god I'm stoned and misread that entirely. I thought you were riding into battle against this poor guy on behalf of Other Mommy
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11h
Not seeing anything bullyish in this review at all? Not liking a movie and explaining why in a review doesn't mean somebody has "hate in their heart"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 18h
Going to a screening of this later this month and I'm pretty psyched
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 19h
Beavis always gets so upset when Butthead accuses him of spanking his monkey. I wish these boys understood that nobody should be ashamed of that because spanking one's monkey is a healthy expression of sexuality when not done in excess
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 20h
The poster for Ma (2019) except that some rascal added a word so now it's "Other Ma"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 20h
Other Mommy-Mia!: Here We Go Again
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 21h
Other Mommy is remarkable in how it absolutely refuses to build tension over time. Instead, Other Mommy shows up immediately and the main characters see her very early on so there's no mystery or tension at all. It's just "oh no, Other Mommy is here to do 90 minutes of bad jump scares at us"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 21h
One of the many things wrong with Other Mommy is that they don't even do a good job establishing the Regular Mommy before Other Mommy starts raising hell before the opening title card. For all the audience knows she's just a weird lady who always acts like that
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 22h
2027: Another Mommy 2028: Other Mommies 2029: Other Mommy v M3GAN: Enter the Blumverse 2030: Other MommV 2042: The Other Mommy (back to basics reboot starring Jenna Ortega)
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Update: Turned this off and played video games
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Now watching I Spit On Your Grave (1978). I've never gotten around to seeing this because every time I think about putting it on I suddenly decide not to #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for I Spit On Your Grave. "This woman has just cut, chopped, broken, and burned five men beyond recognition...but no jury in America would ever convict her!"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I enjoyed this a lot. Sometimes picking a movie at random works out pretty well. Best Wishes To All is an inspiring story of growing up and accepting that sacrifices must be made to achieve happiness #Filmsky 📽️
Still from Best Wishes To All. A young woman wearing a bloody sweatshirt standing in a doorway
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now watching Best Wishes To All (2023) #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Best Wishes To All
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh great. More competition 🙄
A building with the words "love specialist" in the window, next to a neon "OPEN" sign
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I asked Santa Claus to test the Easter Bunny's thetan level, and the results were SHOCKING!"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I asked a technology that doesn't work to give me a number that doesn't mean anything!"
A clickbait headline from the Irish Star that reads "I asked 7 AIs to guess Donald Trump's IQ - their answers were savage"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Afraid not
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stock photo of a disgusted looking old man who presumably just watched Other Mommy
#Filmsky 📽️
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh cool they're making a new Resident Evil movie! And an Anthony Bourdain biopic? Wow! Can't wait to check out some of these upcoming films.
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Somebody goofed. They're playing trailers for Power Ballad and The Furious
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lon Chaney Jr, legendary fan of the Papyrus font
Lon Chaney Jr. As Frankenstein and just regular style. His name is written in papyrus font underneath the pictures
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Now seated for Other Mommy #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Other Mommy
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Going to go see my second Murderous Mom Movie of the day so I'm accessorizing appropriately with my Serial Mom pin
A pin featuring Kathleen Turner from Serial Mom
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lee Cronin's The Mommy
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now rewatching Lee Cronin's The Mummy's Evil Dead Rise (2023) #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Evil Dead Rise. "Mommy loves you to death" reads the tagline
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think I'm gonna watch that horror movie about the scary mom that everyone is talking about
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everybody is talking about #LastFourFriday, the fad that's sweeping the nation. Kids everywhere have discarded their Pokemons and Minecrafts in favor of discussing the last four movies they've watched, which of course includes Digger, then viral sensation that has captured all our hearts #Filmsky 📽️
Trick r Treat: 4 stars
Digger: 4 stars 
Buffet Infinity: 3.5 stars
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me: 5 stars
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hell yeah, that's the morning sky in Oregon that I've been missing this unseasonably warm fall. Give me that gentle October gloom, I love it
Grey overcast skies above trees displaying their fall colors
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip ever with a boy and a girl watching Charlie Brown walk by. Only the boy speaks 
Panel 1: "Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!"
Panel 2: "Good ol' Charlie Brown...ye, sir!"
Panel 3: "good ol' Charlie Brown..."
Panel 4 (edited): "Charlie Brown's an asshole!"
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the most Halloween movies ever made. Captures the spirit of the holiday perfectly. It's like Muppet Christmas Carol except for Halloween
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Asked one of fitness experts at the gym how much I extended my life by exercising today. He crunched the numbers in his Health Calculator and told me that I now have an extra 82 minutes. Hey, that's exactly the amount of time I need to watch Trick 'r Treat! (2007) #NW #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Trick 'r Treat
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ entertainment will be legendary, even in h̶e̶l̶l̶ heaven
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wasn't necessarily expecting this but I liked Digger
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No time for lunch so I got nachos
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now seated for Digger. Time to dig myself out of the shit. #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Digger
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn, how was I supposed to ever figure that out? Do they think I'm some kind of egghead computer hacker or something?
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The amount of time I spend navigating around constantly failing technology is completely absurd
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How my day is going at work
A helpful graphic of an unplugged cable along with the text "Something went wrong. Please refresh your page."
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The future of automation is here!
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now watching Buffet Infinity #Filmsky 📽️
Movie poster for Buffet Infinity. It's a big burger dripping ketchup...or is it????! 🤯😨
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sending you a Rita Hayworth poster so that you can escape through the hole hidden behind it if you ever decide to dig one
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fred Nanders and his son Claude
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not that I'm aware of. Do they struggle with spelling in that show?
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm thinking of a pretty good one right now
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Somebody who makes way more money than me developed this corporate training program and they weren't even able to figure out five words that start with F
The 5 Fs, which are
Trash
Fast
Affordable...
Friendly
For You
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A local independent movie theater I go to a lot posted some new merch for Halloween and while they used a local artist for most of it, there's also a dogshit looking AI generated skeleton on one of their new pins. Why do this???
The kid from Old Yeller aiming a gun at something while crying. I don't remember what he's aiming the gun at because I haven't seen the movie in a while. It's probably just some old cans lined up on a fence and he's upset that they don't make Crystal Pepsi anymore
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Millennium: The Curse of Frank Black
Still from Millennium of Lance Henrikson looking at a pumpkin
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Tenebrad @bradislove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This guy has definitely popped up in my Bluesky replies before
Cropped still from Trails in the Sky 2nd Chapter. Jean is saying "It's all being covered by the Liberl News. I'd recommend you take a look."
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