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I made this joke on Twitter when Pillar went on the paternity list in late September once, and Smoak’s wife had “feedback” 😬

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 18h

You can do a lot of entertaining stuff with a 2x4.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 21h

They take turns sharing trial weeks amongst 143 million people.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 21h

The name is Lamb. Jackson Lamb.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 23h

6 Million Dollar Man theme starts playing

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well written. I live in BB Ford’s riding, and he’s been campaigning for Mayor so much that he hasn’t actually represented us in years. He’s a flip flop in bike shorts.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of those should be Chris Farley

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That's my password for everything, so please don't share that

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There’s a non-zero chance Hunter Gatherer is the name of a pitching prospect in an AL Central farm system

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Slappin Elon with the slammy shams like Patton Oswalt filibustering Star Wars fanfic

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Francesca Fiore and Bruno Ponce Jones: A Complicated Plot share.google/snxGivPQ8yTq...

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A Complicated Plot

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Guess Gerrit just wasn’t good enough

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The bike theft was karma for Kiermaier stealing Kirk’s player data card two years before, and for stealing our hearts afterwards

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

stg if ripping out the bike lanes means Gausman doesn’t come back, Ford gets pilloried at the curb along Bloor West

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He definitely has a Brad Lamb vibe

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a ballsy move putting Union or United in your name.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They are both precursors to the fall of an empire that SOMEHOW CAME BACK

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every election is fought between the incumbent that is trying to unscrew a jar in the wrong direction, and an upstart that claims he can unscrew it in the wrong direction, but faster.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It was nice watching Gausy pitch in the postseason. I hope the lack of run support made him think of us.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Call on the field confirmed: pitch was a strike.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

How do we get the Liberals to partner with the NDP without the risk of ending up with Stephen Harper all the goddam time.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This puts a nice bandage on that 5-month old boo-boo

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thank YOU for keeping it real and bringing it here. When the season ends and the Jays cough up a wad, it's good to have a fisherman's friend.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is turning it into a deep dish considered a papal miracle or blasphemy?

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If two hours of screen time is what it takes to be considered effective, then Saturday morning cartoons prepared me for life. And quicksand.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

42 eh? We had nooo idea. 😁

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mark my words, Max is coming back in 2027 for all the cookies

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Who says he didn’t have a productive season

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

💙🩵💙 Max Scherzer 🩵💙🩵

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

New information from the Blue Jays broadcast booth: Max is 42 years ild

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Schneider is gonna have to send a kid to take Max out of the game

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

💙🩵💙 George Springer 💙🩵💙

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you want to take the front yard planter canoe for one last paddle

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Secretive ai-powered wet lab” sounds completely reasonable and no need to worry about it.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think Sketchers should come out with a line of camera shoes, so people can record where they’re going. And also women should wear skirts more.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Something tells me he’s been stimulant free for his entire life so a can of Jolt Cola would do it

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The way Jamie Campbell says “and please… play responsibly” in the Bet365 spots makes me think he’s seen some shit.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The Blue Jays broadcast keeps saying “No Springer next year”, and could they stop that please?

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cincinnati pitcher looks like he could open a Michelin star sandwich shop in Chicago

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All Chicago World Series. You SOB, I’m in meme dot gif

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When i wonder why X is still sound, i remember that hacks need a place to post their stuff. You just know Sid kept putting his macaroni art on the fridge even when he had to repeat 2nd grade

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My first question is why are they in your basement and did they cause the flooding

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Drive a truck through, park an truck and honk its horn all day, bring a convoy,

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