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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

And you want to be our F35 salesman

Jerry Seinfeld looking at pantaless George Costanza lying on the ground

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Squirrel-cracked walnut shells are the floor Legos of the urban backyard

A cracked walnut shell lies on the deck, awaiting its chance to ruin your sock-footed day

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Me, a manchild: “Bad sex is better than no sex” The US:

Matt Berry’s character in toast of London speech bubble meme

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

age yourself with a childhood crush

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ouch! Caillou burn in Bradford’s own riding.

Caillou character seen acting bratty, with the caption “Bad Bradford, Liar Liar” on an anti-Brad Bradford song taped to a neighbourhood pole in his very own riding.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this is no celestial war. If the White Sox win, it just means the orb works.

Pope Leo receives the Green Orb of Humanity, possibly covered in sticky stuff banned by MLB

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Leftovers from the Biidaasige Park grand opening celebrations i guess? #TOPhoto

A champagne bottle bobs in the waters in Canoe Bay at Biidaasige Park with the Toronto city skyline in the background

The bottle and other detritus taken from the waters in Canoe Bay at Biidaasige Park

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Toronto Blue Jays are once again one game over .500! (In games I’ve attended) #doingmypart #uselessstats

MLB Ballpark alert: “I guess you're our good luck charm!
We'd love to have you back, treat yourself to another
Blue Jays game soon!”

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Pearson is going through it rn

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Two different stories, same photo

Two photos, in no particular order: Fat pumpkin, Trump.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That graph is giving me pre-coffee shivers

A list of colour names written in the wrong colour

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hi Adam. Canadian here. By royal proclamation we have renamed the Reacher series after one of our beloved shows: The Littlest Hobo.

A poster for The Littlest Hobo, a Canadian series about a large loveable dog that travels from town to town, helping people in need. Next to it a poster for the new series Reacher, where the dog is now a large loveable man. Retitled: The Biggest Hobo.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gargle: Watching you, obeying fascists.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Maybe this phone photo will capture the beauty of the August moon. Alas no

The pre-dust moon can be seen behind streetlight, trees, and power lines

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Remember folks: make sure you get your produce local

Wayne and Darryl from LetterKenny’s farmer stand got your veg needs covered

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Basically putting a blonde wig on Tony Hale

Tony Hale plays Gary Walsh, purse holder to Vice President Selena Myer from VEEP

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

With apologies to the actual journalists on board

Meme of Bush getting the second plane notification on 911 , with the caption "A second plane full of shit has hit the fan"

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Didn’t realize the Blue Jays tried to have “The Talk” with the ump during the game tonight

2-photo spread of home plate umpire John Tumpane saying “I won’t wanna hear about the rubber any more” from the Aug 7 Jays @ Phillies game

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Just hanging out in new Biidaasige Park, annoying the locals

A duck is disturbed off his rock on the shore of Toronto Harbour

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Ozzie is over here in case you need him. Or have snacks.

Ozzie, an Aussie/Beagle cross, sits in the grass and awaits further instructions

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Remember when David Price gifted bathrobes to the team? Absolute goat move from Gausy

Photo of Blue Jays’ (for the next week) pitcher Kevin Gausman with the caption “Gausman once gifted all Blue Jays field staff custom gloves”

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Pictured are children’s animation stars Max and Ruby, because if you want to enter the mind of a murderer, ask a brother and sister team that killed and buried their parents in the garden under some daisies (also pictured)

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is me at the Catch Bar saving spots for people in line

Dylan Cease sits alone in the dugout during his no-no bid

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Taking a hint from the Giants to right a wrong

Jays hat with USA 250 patch scribbled over with Sharpie and Sorry Not Sorry written beside it

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Omg that’s the show Mike Myers based his Simon character on for SNL

Mike Myers on SNL is in the tub as Simon, who likes to do drawerings.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you

Still from the opening of Zig Zag, a TV show nobody has seen but me

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The San Fransisco Giant(asshole)s have provided a remedy for the offensive badge on the side of the Jay's July 4th hats.

The July 4th day cap design proposed for the Toronto Blue Jays includes a USA 250 badge . In the edited photo here, that badge has been scratched out with a marker.

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I spent a day last week on the new Don River public park and waterway expansion in the East Harbour. A beautiful nature space in the heart of the city. Of course now they want to introduce screaming jets to fill the skies, and our ears. (factual info in ALT)

Enjoying the new Canoe Cove in the best way imaginable

In yellow is the typical landing pathway of the current planes that fly over the harbour. In red is the proposed migratorial pathway of the invasive Ford Shitbird

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Brad Max 🍁 @bradc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Pretty much every answer I gave was "This question should be publicly asked of accepted, unbiased experts in all related fields, prioritizing the best interests of community members." I mean they already did these studies for a smaller expansion, what did those say again?