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Brad Ackerman

@brada.bsky.social
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Snooping email for fun and profit. Mostly cat pictures by volume. He/him.

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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kekkō Kamen.
Kekkō Kamen from the 2012 live-action film wearing a red mask, red scarf, red gloves, red boots, and nothing else.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quark with caption “females…”
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tuxedos are good cats.
A tuxedo cat sitting on the lap of a human wearing a towel, looking towards the camera.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wikipedia caption edit

Before: Piper Kerr, a member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904
After: Piper Kerr (right), a member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition, plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, March 1904
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My blacky whitey says hi.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No idea if @bobeggleton.bsky.social has seen this or not. #dogs
Godzilla but a dog toy.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SAMURAI IN MODERN CULTURE
My lord, the other clan is using guns against our proud warriors!
This is not the way samurai fight, how
dishonorable!
SAMURAI IN REAL LIFE
Yes, we can sell guns but it is mandatory that you con-
Deal.
Entire stock.
Cool, something else?
Teach us how to make that nice cake. (a castella)
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Three-ring binder from “P-P-P-PowerBook” counterscam operation. The trashcan from the mac OS desktop is drawn on the inside in a rectangle representing the display with caption “This is Real.” below.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Finns are available for subcontracting.
Twitter? post “welcome to the trans anarchist bus” with a photo from Helsinki Regional Transport Authority (HRT in Swedish) vehicle 1312.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A brown mackerel tabby who wants to be drawn like one of your French girlsA tuxedo cat at the edge of a bed looking at the camera
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The sound is Very Important. #cats #猫
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The astronauts “always has been” meme template.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The sheets needed to be stripped because someone barfed on them, but also someone’s beauty rest couldn’t be interrupted. #cats
A brown mackerel tabby sleeping on a bed with grey sheets and a white throw.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That’s a central district. Bainbridge is a suburb so it should have a suburb-appropriate form. (This one is a bit road-heavy but there’s always room for improvement.)
Tsuen Wan New Town
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am trapped. #caturday #cat #猫 #猫曜日
A tuxedo cat laying on a human’s chest and looking at the camera. / 人の胸の上で伏せってカメラを見てタキシード猫
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Naruhodo-kun would at least take care of the epidemic of evil talking animals.
“Adult Intervention” one page comic, in which Naruhodo Ryūichi uses a capacity argument against Kyūbei.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I wanted to catch up on @cstross.bsky.social’s latest book but someone has Opinions.
A tuxedo cat sitting on an open copy of The Regicide Report and looking at the camera.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
10/10, no notes.
LinkedIn comment from ConkSat:
Every time you log on to Linkedin, remember that it was your conscious choice. The trough of slop is there for us all and you, my dear reader, bent down and started slurping.
I think we deserve this.

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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
S&C was prestigious, but lately they’ve been doing a good job at bringing their reputation in line with what they want it to be.
A pair of white clown shoes.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A tuxedo cat loafing on the chest of a human wearing a white bath towel
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
BRB, slapping the heresy alarm.
Apollo-style control panel for heresy, with a guarded toggle for bolter/flamer and an unguarded button for exterminatus.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A tuxedo cat laying on a bed with her face toward the camera but paws away from the camera. She’s caucusing with the orangeys.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A tuxedo cat laying at the edge of a bed, looking towards the cameraA brown mackerel tabby sitting near the head of a bed in 3/4 profile
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Photo of the silo shooting its load with caption “I WANT TO BLEVE”
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BLÅHAJ with financial number-go-up background and caption “shonks”
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cats are intrigued by 3D-printed cats. Model by Symbiance from www.printables.com/model/130730... #cats #3dprinting #make
A cute 3D printed cat (from the linked model) with white body, pink ears and nose, and black eyes on a distressed wooden surface.A closeup of the printed cat on the black fur of a tuxedo cat.The tuxedo cat sitting on a Bengal pattern cat mat and looking at the printed cat next to and in front of her.A brown mackerel tabby laying on an off-white throw and batting the printed cat.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@essenger.bsky.social starting his DC set with “You Call Me Reckless”
Essenger holding a microphone in both hands in front of a silhouetted audience.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@dc9club.bsky.social has a Darth Vader disco ball.
A disco ball in the shape of Darth Vader’s helmet suspended below a wood ceiling.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If someone posts a picture of their tuxedo cat, everyone else must follow. It is known, Khaleesi.
A tuxedo cat laying on a bed and a human under the sheets. She wants attention.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Tu'Pari torturing G'kar with dialogue: "You are to know pain. You are to know fear. At the appointed hour, you pie. That may be a typo, but the Thenta Makur never betray a commission."
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Legend of Koizumi is finally coming out in English; the first volume is available now electronically and a week from today in hardcopy. If this scene from the anime doesn't sell you, I don't know what to say. bookshop.org/p/books/refo... #mahjong
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Photo of Imperial eagle crest pocket watch in someone’s hand with caption:
WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
IT'S EXTERMINATUS TIME!
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
O hai. And I do still owe you the 2026 cat calendar — moved to the east coast and my schedule was totally derailed.
Requested preorder receipt for the Strixhaven book.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Quark with caption: RULE OF ACQUISITION #286:
IF SOMEONE POSTS A QUALITY MEME, YOU'RE NOT ONLY RIGHT TO ACQUIRE IT;
YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO ACQUIRE IT.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Densha de D multi-track drifting train panel
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@wmata.com has your new favorite inflatable at their L’Enfant Plaza pop-up shop. They also have plenty of rail-themed merchandise if you don’t have anywhere to put a 2.4m tall inflatable pylon.
An inflatable Metrorail station entrance pylon as described in the skeet text.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kyōko has a better opinion of this week than I do. #cats #cat #猫
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“But I don’t want to cure cancer” Spider-Man comic
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
TRADE OFFER meme:

I receive:
A Butlerian Jihad on Al
You receive:
Affordable RAM again
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
You don’t actually have open DMs.
Start a new chat
sharethe

Share The Cities
@sharethecities.bsky.social can't be messaged
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Underrated aspects of the northeast US: store-brand Itō-en iced tea.
A bay full of Wegmans house brand iced tea which is totally Itō-en.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oh fuck me.
Red Line departures board at Farragut north with one train boarding, one train arriving, and one train in one minute.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Not just them.
“Select all images with Finnish snipers” image recognition test of a snowy forest. All squares are selected.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
@adafruit.com While I agree that seven-segment displays are nifty, this illustration does not contain one.
"The Timeless Awesomeness of the 7-Segment Display” carousel image with a plastic robot toy posing with a 14-segment display
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Willow is catching up on her reading. #cats
A tuxedo cat laying on her side with her head facing the camera, on top of a copy of Life After Cars
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The footwear may be optional, but some people just can’t resist putting it on.
A pair of white clown shoes with red stars along the toe and a black top.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
“Trade offer” meme
I receive: A Butlerian Jihad on AI
You receive: Affordable RAM again
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A prompter display from A Klingon Christmas Carol
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

National Park Service
Dec 18 

Big Appa? Just remember, jumping on a bison and yelling
"yip yip" will not make it fly. But you will.
During the cold winter season, bison develop thick, woolly coats that help protect them from freezing temperatures and harsh winds. It's said that a bison's winter coat is so thick and provides insulation so effective that when snow accumulates on its coat, it will not melt from the heat of the bison's skin. Their skin also thickens in response to cold temperatures and fatty deposits appear to insulate the animal. This is important because during winter storms, bison will actually turn toward the storm, hunker down, and wait for it to pass.
P.S. No jumping on bison. There are easier ways to earn frequent flyer miles.
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Brad Ackerman @brada.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
BC Transit bus displaying “SORRY…” on the destination sign
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