Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My bike commute involves about 20 minutes of just straight down Portland Ave and the amount of people I see daily creep all the way into an intersection while clearly looking down at a phone is......disturbing 010
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I hope whoever at the USL W scheduled this game this late has an entire week of insomnia 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Fox should consider making a broadcast that doesn't suck imo 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I would kind of like, just for an hour, to experience what being in these people's brains are like. 010
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Congrats to Minneapolis Times columnist.....Mickey Moore?!? Lmao 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Anytime increasing support and assistance for businesses during construction comes up everybody is completely on board! Like, we don't actually want your business to go under! 020
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026They're calling it: "The Most Normal Locker Room in NBA History" 0222
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"Alright man, lot of distrust and tension between this community and the police, maybe just a normal statement, don't alienate the residents right off the bat" "Your schools are shit that I don't want my kids being a part of" "......alright maybe the too tight uniform will distract people" 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026As long as we are yelling about Lyndale adjacent things I have a lot of things to say about the walk signal on this part of 56th. Please dm me, Uptown Association. 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Imagine booking a hotel and driving hours to go to Rochester and support Angie Craig and then she just drops out and says you don't matter lmao 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A lot of parked bikes, active cyclists, and pedestrians around Lyndale and 26th right now. In case any local businesses were wondering 🤷♂️ 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Look there's a faded picture of a bicycle painted on the road what more do you want from us 010
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Citing Bryant makes me feel like I am going insane every time somebody brings it up. 150
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Me: I like living in Windom, more people should talk about it Also me: wait no, not like that! 010
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The gas portion of my Conservice bill is currently $100(!!!) higher than it was in December. Seems.....bad? 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Also helping out his friends whether it's a good idea or not. He also loves that. 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Pretty tough to see this as anything other than a thin skinned mayor being vindictive against anybody who criticizes him. 1102
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Imagine just seething at a town you don't live in and we're just here having a chill 70 degree day in nature 100
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026static.klipy.comITYSL: Tim Robinson Courtroom StareALT: ITYSL: Tim Robinson Courtroom Stare 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026By my count, the mayor's email about his speech has some version of the phrase "time to get serious" 8 times in it 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I am Mike Conley's height but my game most resembles Rudy Gobert what could go wrong 010
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I am ready and willing to suit up for the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight 120
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Defaming you while citing you for "defamation" is certainly a choice to make! 090
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Weed gummy hit at Ska-udi Arabia I'm on the ceiling brother 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Gave the crowd double middle fingers as she walked back afterwards also 021
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Not really sure why your campaign would skip out on senate conventions and then show up to the Minneapolis convention to speak but ok 021
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The Glass Onion one felt especially cheap since 10 minutes in they just went "OK anyways here's a spray or whatever, let's get on to the actual plot" 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Are we like, 100% sure that Lore and A-Rod know that they also purchased the Lynx? 000
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Weirdo adult catholic convert types continue to be the most insufferable people around 040
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026*After 3 minutes of explaining I have an insurance question on a prescription* "OK, it looks like there's a problem with the insurance" 😵💫🥴 040
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026A fun thing when you call Walgreens now is that even when you know you have to speak to the pharmacist and say so, the automated voice gives you a "ok, but actually maybe I can help first" and you have to then confirm with the machine that you need a human. Every time. 490
Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Between this and the Jelly Roll Fifa song it's nice to see you setting clear boundaries for yourself 020
