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@bpriley.bsky.social
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 16h
Seeing Tani and Dayne at Allianz is nice
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are we being punished for winning
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My bike commute involves about 20 minutes of just straight down Portland Ave and the amount of people I see daily creep all the way into an intersection while clearly looking down at a phone is......disturbing
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh yeah that'll fix things, sure.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Golden Gopher dressed as Chappele Roan
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I hope whoever at the USL W scheduled this game this late has an entire week of insomnia
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fox should consider making a broadcast that doesn't suck imo
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I would kind of like, just for an hour, to experience what being in these people's brains are like.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Congrats to Minneapolis Times columnist.....Mickey Moore?!? Lmao
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They're calling it: "The Most Normal Locker Room in NBA History"
82-0 team with Magic Johnson, Anthony Edwards, Kevin Durant, Charles Barkley, and Wilt Chamberlain
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"Alright man, lot of distrust and tension between this community and the police, maybe just a normal statement, don't alienate the residents right off the bat" "Your schools are shit that I don't want my kids being a part of" "......alright maybe the too tight uniform will distract people"
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Saying this about the 4 Line is so funny lmao
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
As long as we are yelling about Lyndale adjacent things I have a lot of things to say about the walk signal on this part of 56th. Please dm me, Uptown Association.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Brian O'Hara unavailable to join
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Imagine booking a hotel and driving hours to go to Rochester and support Angie Craig and then she just drops out and says you don't matter lmao
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A lot of parked bikes, active cyclists, and pedestrians around Lyndale and 26th right now. In case any local businesses were wondering 🤷‍♂️
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me: I like living in Windom, more people should talk about it Also me: wait no, not like that!
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The gas portion of my Conservice bill is currently $100(!!!) higher than it was in December. Seems.....bad?
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pretty tough to see this as anything other than a thin skinned mayor being vindictive against anybody who criticizes him.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Imagine just seething at a town you don't live in and we're just here having a chill 70 degree day in nature
A photo of Minnehaha Creek
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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ITYSL: Tim Robinson Courtroom Stare
ALT: ITYSL: Tim Robinson Courtroom Stare
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
By my count, the mayor's email about his speech has some version of the phrase "time to get serious" 8 times in it
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I am ready and willing to suit up for the Minnesota Timberwolves tonight
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not really sure why your campaign would skip out on senate conventions and then show up to the Minneapolis convention to speak but ok
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Are we like, 100% sure that Lore and A-Rod know that they also purchased the Lynx?
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Weirdo adult catholic convert types continue to be the most insufferable people around
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Baby's first Springsteen concert (I'm baby)
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I don't think we should completely rule out that H.W. has a ghost that wanders the White House at night
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Will I be able to bus to the bike shop, pick up my new ebike and ride it home before all hell breaks loose on Saturday? Tune in to find out
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Trying to think of a worse way to read the room after becoming a meme for like, 2 days and "challenge the popular incumbent in Minneapolis as the 'It should have been easier for me to deport people' candidate" is tough to beat
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Feels like we've done this exact thing to Live Nation like 10 times now. Maybe the punishment needs to actually have consequences 🤷‍♂️
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Turns out it's a lot less fun to do the cutsey branding BS when I've been watching you shrug your shoulders about your workers getting detained and harrassed for months now
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lease is up soon and I have to be honest that at least 25% of me thought "well if I move to St. Paul I could wear the cool jacket"
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
🤔
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You can tell the AI rollout is going well when I have to click through like three copilot pop ups every time I open a single PowerPoint file.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dachau open and the Gestapo were formed in 1933. So there was nearly a decade between that and the start of gas for mass execution. Just because we are not at the mass execution stage in the timeline doesn't mean the comparisons have no basis.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Area woman who didn't think federal policy would matter as a councilor shocked to find out that federal policy mattered as a councilor
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Need a word for feeling unsettled that somebody went through my car but kind of insulted that they didn't really take anything
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Gotta respect the Twins commitment to being so useless that they couldn't even be bothered to sign the extremely weak and pointless MN business statement
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I just really love Minneapolis, man.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Oh that's my bad, gang. I wished that Jacob Frey would get arrested on a monkeys paw
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Kinda got a few things going on locally Mark but I will be sure to consider it
Fundraising text message from Mark Kelly
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My apartment 🤝 congress Not doing a damn thing about the ice problem
My water bottle turned into a crescent moon after I fell
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Getting a clear runway to run for Governor and then immediately faceplanting when a crisis emerges is certainly a way to operate
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My thoughts on today's local news
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just leaving this video up on repeat for hours like it's the Yule Log
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social a truly hellish way to start 2026 thank you
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
True enlightenment is not really caring that much about the Avatar films but also being committed to not making that anybody else's problem.
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Predator handshake meme with the vikings and gophers saying "christ, how did you get to 9 wins"
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Brian @bpriley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Time to engage the Christmas spirit by walking the entirety of Lake Street for no real reason
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