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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Johnson is a massive fucking coward. Bet he rapes kids, too.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I tried to watch Affleck's The Accountant and the second installment. Couldn't do it.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Bet he believes fucking little girls is okay.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
He's on the list too
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Dream a Little Dream of Me -Cass Elliott 1968
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Alison -Elvis Costello 1977
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Multiple assassins? The first one was a smoke show and the second one-which was also a hoax-didn't get anywhere near him.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
He seems like a dickhead
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The collective IQ of ICE agents is a negative number.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Elroy Mush has him in spades
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My question is how are there people who think this shit is real?
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Jim Cardillo @jimcardillo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Meanwhile, the rest of the world has known it for 50 years.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
lmao Scott Baio hasn't acted in California for over 20 years. And Kid Rock isn't a kid and he most certainly does not rock.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Maybe he'll visit the Grand Canyon and lose control of his chair...
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
How about gas station sushi?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Little bitch also said he always wanted to have a Purple Heart, but when the opportunity to earn one came along, he pussied out.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Moms For Liberty is really Moms For Fascism. Fuck those nasty hoes
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Fuck is wrong with people?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Summer Breeze -Seals and Crofts 1972
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Remember that every time there's a hurricane or other natural disaster, people pray to go for it to go away or to be saved from it and it never works.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wasn't it Elroy Mush who promised that? No wait, he said we'd be living on Mars by now and that there would be high speed tunnels all over Earth to transport us instantly wherever we wanted to go.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I'm sure we'll be hearing from KKKaroline and the morons at Faux Noise about how brave he was and how exhausting the "patrol" must have been. It will go down in MAGA history as one of his greatest achievements. There will be statues and also trading cards available in the White House gift shop.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Dear Leader vowed to “patrol” the streets of DC with his occupation force! He arrived by limo in a staging parking lot, spoke briefly, and went straight back to the White House before sunset. Sources say he had warm milk and cookies before retiring for the night.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wow, that was some patrol he went on. I expect the incels who work 24/7 in the White House basement making the memes of his all jacked up will come up with some real doozies for that.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
True...
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
lol he got out of his armored limo, babbled incoherently as he is wont to do, then got back in the limo and went home to change his nappy. That was quite the patrol.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hello
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Big Love -Fleetwood Mac (Lindsey Buckingham) 1987
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
What makes you think I don't give a shit about Trans people? Did I say something to that effect?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Not that kind of pussy
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
John fucking Bolton spoke out against Mango Mussolini? I thought they were best buds?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Maybe some MAGAt constitutional scholar can answer this question...
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You want back in the spotlight, Fuckleberry Skanders?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
MAGAts are such fragile little bitches.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This fuck should be in a landfill
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I seriously doubt that fuckstain is in heaven.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Burn in hell, shitstain
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Remember when Conservative talking head Bill O'Reilly said that the slaves who built the White House were "well fed and had decent lodgings provided by the government.” So yeah, in Republican logic, it's okay to enslave people if you give them decent food and housing.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Newsom is fucking awesome! I love how he's making MAGAt heads explode.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
lol that's hilarious! Are you butthurt because he's mocking your idiotic, child raping hero? Are you also a child rapist? What other reason would there be to worship one?
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Liberals don't have conspiracy theories, because we're not dumb ass pedophile worshiping cult members.
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Bandersnatch @bpress54.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Fucking MAGAt shitstains are losing their narrow minds over this, but Liberals are snowflakes?
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