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Mickey Lenin

@thepolitburo.bsky.social
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Laughing all the way to perdition.

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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 6h
“How do you define socialism?” “In reality, what it actually means is you want to replace American workers with foreign workers and you want boys to play in girl’s sports.” Oh, honey… stick to couches. Thinking is clearly not your jam.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 9h
New Press Bobblehead has dropped! -bleached blonde -enhanced bosom -obvious facial procedures And she’s an extremist podcaster. 🫣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 13h
Desperate to placate Dear Leader’s bruised and fragile ego at having been snubbed for the Nobel yet again, his obsequious toadies have manufactured a fake award to make him feel like a good boi. North Korea is taking notes.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 15h
Disappointing Dear Leader yet again, the Nobel Committee has awarded the Peace Prize to Navi Pillay. Her acceptance speech is sure to invoke ketchup covered walls… “If you clap more I might share it with him.” 🤣🤣🤣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 19h
Don Quixote is tilting at windmills again.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New for 2026! The official Mar A Lago line of Halloween masks!
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To ring in the Christmas season, Plastered Pete Hagueseth has announced a December livestream for the nation of the Fort Hood shooter’s December appointment with a firing squad. Because that’s totally in line with the spirit of the season… 🎅 🎄
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It has been revealed that Secretary of Oligarchs Bessent is so desperate to be part of the Drooling Dotard’s cabal that he doesn’t object when Trump makes homophobic jokes about him.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In addition to videos with minors, investigators found p*rn tapes involving horses and eels on Andrew Tate’s phone…. …which explains why Keystone Krash removed bestiality from disqualifying potential FBI agents.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“This is the kind of policy we cannot have in Georgia, not having people feeling safe to go to the gas store.” Alleged human, billionaire GOP gubernatorial candidate Rick Jackson feigning relatability - and failing.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Opposition to data centers is a Chinese PsyOp. I really believe that. It’s not a conspiracy theory.” Yes, it is. A conspiracy theory. And you’re an obsequious toadie.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine unexpectedly waking up and realizing they fully intend to try again.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s been forced to use high school gymnasiums because those are the only venues he can come close to filling. The “rallies” are in Nebraska, Kansas, and Texas which means he’s struggling to hold red states. And that “Midterm Surprise” sounds illegal.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jimmy has left to join Tammy Faye. That’s two this week. Dare we hope for a third?
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Usha slips while carrying her baby debarking from Marine One. I’m old enough to recall such a mishap was used as “evidence” Joe was too old. And, as expected, lil ‘JD laughed uproariously at her stumble.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“President Trump hasn’t failed to deliver at all. The economy is booming!” Sure, if you ignore inflation, sagging job markets, record mortgage rates…
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Denny Hestert has shuffled off the mortal coil. Location of the latest gender neutral bathroom to be announced.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did he forget he already made a “new” deal with them? Which was basically the same as the deal made by Truman..
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is Seth and Heather. They are famous Christian authors and influencers from Texas and are very active in the maga cult. Both have been arrested on a litany of charges including the physical and s*xual abuse of children.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ramaswamy nearly dropping a kid at the Dayton Trump Rally is the perfect metaphor for maga.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dear Leader is holding a self promotion rally in Dayton, Ohio, to tout his economic record…. …the day after 1400 truck workers were laid off in the city.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Jolly will do and say anything to stay relevant. He flips and flops with the wind because he’s so desperate to be relevant. He is so desperate to have a job where he gets to tell you how to live your life. He wants power.” Oh, honey, you just described yourself.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“This is not the time to gripe about all the little things. You need to give us two more years.” Why, so you can finish destroying the nation?
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I can go ramp. I can go stairs.” Me Mongo. Mongo like candy.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“If I ran today, I’d win by 25%!” Oh, honey, you’d be lucky to get 25%.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Leader has signed a decree to exterminate mosquitoes using genetic modification and experimental bacteria… *Umbrella Corporation has entered the chat*
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear Leader has decreed that henceforth, Artificial Intelligence (AI) will now be called Super Intelligence. And to prove it, he signed the order as “President of the Unites States” 🫣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why is he standing like that? Is his skin suit sloughing off? 🫣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Democrats are always incredibly disingenuous. They do 360’s on every single policy position they have.” Oh, honey… Who’s going to tell her? 🫣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ken “open marriage” Paxton just had an audio of him released where he blames Trump’s disastrous “convention” for his poor polling numbers. We’re sure Dear Leader won’t be bothered by his minions bad mouthing him… 🤣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“We’re also looking at chemtrails…” Looney doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They thought they had the perfect gotcha on Jack. Instead they stepped on a rake.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’ve done a sh*tty job as president.” Why, yes, yes you have.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Look who’s prepping for her post congressional career as a dominatrix.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re losing a war in the Middle East and crumbling under surging energy prices but Dear Leader still has time for a quick nap after yet another night of dementia fueled rage tweeting. 🫣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He fell for a decades old running joke. Imagine being that gullible and having the confidence to histrionically share. 🤣
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A week after getting caught berating a Marine One pilot, Dear Leader was at it again. Maybe it’s just me, but yelling at the guy who flies me around seems like a bad idea…
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WormFK’s security costs have outstripped the budget so he did what any responsible self described alpha would do - he diverted millions from a program designed to reduce infant mortality.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The couple staring at you after you realize you probably should’ve covered that drink…
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Children who are circumcised at a young age are twice as likely to develop autism…” No, they don’t. And has there ever been another administration so obsessed with other people’s junk?
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi has to be thinking, “what a buffoon.”
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear Leader posted an altered photo of him welcoming Xi. Melanoma was edited out while Natalie was left in…
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Many airline pilots are part of the furry community. It’s terrifying. God help us.” We’re losing a war and energy prices continue to spike upwards but Tommy Tubegrub knows what’s important- rooting out furries!
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun Fact! Auditory sensitivity is a classic sign of dementia.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump officials have started the process of trying to add his name to Ford Theater to celebrate victory in Iran. Oh, wait, the Strait is still closed and diesel shortages are popping up across the nation…
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A hacker group is claiming they have hacked the FBI personnel database and accessed all their information. Which isn’t surprising under Keystone Krash’s inebriated leadership and the Drooling Dotard appointing children like lil’ Timmy to cybersecurity positions.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I have it in my notes that I’m supposed to take questions from CNN and Politico. Anyone from CNN or Politico here? No, ok…” Insecure little bois trying to make light of trying to squelch the press because they’re doing such a bad job governing.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I am the code.” The Drooling Dotard going full Louis XIV after being told his ballroom demands violate fire and safety codes. This boondoggle will be as sturdy as his reflecting pool debacle.
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lil’ JD has proudly announced that they have removed 750k “fraudsters” from Obamacare. The main criteria isn’t actually any evidence or prosecution for fraud, it’s if you have never filed a claim….
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Mickey Lenin @thepolitburo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“If beef is too expensive, you can eat chicken, eggs or other great sources of protein…” Secretary Forehead is days away from suggesting bugs. You know, the protein source they claimed we’d be eating if we voted for Kamala.
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