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mick (ceo of pickles)

@bprd-official.bsky.social
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@weirdosauce.bsky.social alt/vent acct (currently suspended bc bsky hates trans ppl) He/him/his/demon/demons/cryptid/cryptids Disordered Hellboy's REAL husband

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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 8h
Dont think i need to say this but if you're gonna try to thirst abt my husband here or call him yours, please please PLEASE fuck off.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 10m
All my flags :)
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 58m
Cis ppl can talk abt and post pics of them sl1cing up their arms but if a troon DARE use the hashtag for it, you get the hammer.
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Rick Prime's hairy bush @rickprimeshairydih.bsky.social · 2h
I dont like moobs thy're gross (lie)
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Rick Prime's hairy bush @rickprimeshairydih.bsky.social · 2h
THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS they are SO fucking quick to ban/suspend a trans person for literally anything, and cis people can ssay some shit like "Im gonna k!ll everyone and then myself" and post a picture of their massive illegal RPG and a n00s3 and bsky wouldnt do shit
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 6h
I dont like stretch marks on guys (lie)
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 7h
Worst part of an alt is having to go back and block ppl you have blocked on your main.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 16h
Gotta catch ’em all
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 7h
The thing started making me hate LS Mark is when he made a joke along the lines of how hard it was to sit on the couch all day and watch American Dad. Sarcastic or not, hearing that as someone in customer service pisses me off so much. Like good for you, you have an easy job. I don't.
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Ghost Cod Simon Riley in Call of Duty Car Meme
ALT: Ghost Cod Simon Riley in Call of Duty Car Meme
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 17h
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TheSRB2Guy.EXE @thesrb2guyyt.bsky.social · 7h
FUCK OFF ALREADY
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 7h
"Older men do it better!" You're a child. You're a victim. Please know that you deserve better than your circumstances.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 8h
New follower Yay!!! Caged sissy stoner bi bottom boy followed you Oh.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 8h
I want to reach out to my irls to talk to them bc i care abt them so much but im legitimately scared to start the convo bc interaction with anyone close to me is fucking terrifying to me now. Idk what to do Fuck my stupid fucking life
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 8h
Ugghh give me back my main. Nothing happens over here.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 8h
Dont think i need to say this but if you're gonna try to thirst abt my husband here or call him yours, please please PLEASE fuck off.
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Marcii (gay rat) @fruitfag.tgirl.gay · 9h
ppl who dickride for billionaires dni i cant respect you if you're parasocial and devout to the disgustingly wealthy////
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nyx (7 days 😛) @they-nerfed-nyx.bsky.social · 9h
goes to show how these mods don’t care ab actual shit *cough cough the amount of ddlg content on here* and choose to get ppl who aren’t doing anything wrong n are just making jokes
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Frieren, 🏳️‍⚧️ Tiefling Princess @fes4ever.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Picture of Miles O'Brien, played by Colm Meaney in Star Trek The Next Generation/Star Trek Deep Space 9, standing with his hands on his hips and smiling. There is text over the image in 4 parts. Part 1: "Stay alive. Stay fucking alive" Part 2: "It's shit now but it won't always be" Part 3: "Happiness comes in waves" Part 4: "You will find it and feel it again"
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 12h
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 10h
Agreed
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 11h
@theshosmo.bsky.social do you want to join me in these pickle related business endevours?
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 11h
Im like facty if they were a guy, mentally ill, had a binge ed, wasnt human, liked mudvayne, and was married at 17.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 12h
Also no im not giving up this handle.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 12h
Must be a coincidence that when an openly trans person makes a joke, they get banned but when a transphobe is being transphobic, it's allowed. Weird. #bskymodsarehitler
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🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 13h
Good Mourning 😈
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 12h
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 12h
Im normal im normal im being normal about this im normal im normal
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 12h
My male feminist <333
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 21h
Sweet Henry 😍
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 18h
Some gay little demons 🎨 cursed-casanova on tumblr!!! #selfship #nonsharing #hellboy
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 18h
Saw posts abt ppl who get to transition medically and now i want death i wish i was cis i wish i was never put in his body i wish i could be a cis girl not a trans boy
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 18h
How i look at people when they ask me what's wrong (everything. It's fucking everything)
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 20h
That Fact Attack Adventure thing? Pretty cool. I like Facty.
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sam :) @aprilrelays.bsky.social · 21h
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Cherry Limesicle 🏳️‍⚧️ @cherrylimesicle.bsky.social · 21h
#bskymodsarehitler
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 22h
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 22h
Reposting this bc its funny
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 22h
Me when i get a bsky suspension and i hit the tumblr post limit
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 22h
I could take you.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
This sports bra is choking me tf out but i dont care enough to take it off rn
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
I got 49 more mins until i can post on tumblr again someone give me perms to be a freak
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Marcii (gay rat) @fruitfag.tgirl.gay · 03/10/2026
i want someone to squeeze me until I pop and throw me like a snowball/
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
Something something Closer by Nine Inch Nails something something something Eat You Alive by Limp Bizkit something something I'm getting euthanized tomorrow after work.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
I WANNA TALK ABOUT VAGINAS!!!!!!!! /qoute /shitpost
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
Might turn this into a Hellboy repository so I don't annoy ppl on main.
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
Ok i get unbanned the same day an etsy order is supposed to come in yippy
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mick (ceo of pickles) @bprd-official.bsky.social · 23h
Another excuse to make a new pinned Yep. I come here when stupid shit happens or if i have a weird ass thought that i feel is too stupid for main. Hellboy's gay, trans, and alterhuman husband. yk how it is.
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