Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I made 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑎ℎ𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 last night - a kind of traditional Valthungian stew. Meatballs seared in butter, caramelized onion, carrot, spinach, red bell pepper, garlic, and butter chicken sauce. (You can use any sauce, really. Tikka masala, green curry - heck, even marinara - adjust your spices accordingly.) 020
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My hoya seems to have liked her summer on the porch! I counted ten inflorescences without really trying, and a few are already spent. Unfortunately, this thing stinks. Not really a bad smell, but more like old-timey perfume, or a fancy soap that only your great-grandmother liked. And also feet. 140
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026A very Happy Guillotine Sharpening Day to all who celebrate! 030
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026🇨🇦 Happy Canada Day!🍁 🐰 Happy White Rabbit Day!🐇 🏳️🌈Pride Month is over🏳️⚧️ – are you ready for Queer Wrath? ☠️ 🍰Two weeks to Bastille Day! 🗡️Have you sharpened your guillotine recently?🪓 (There’s not a guillotine emoji... yet.) #CanadaDay #WrathMonth 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I didn't even notice this mountain laurel growing in the north side of the house until it started blooming yesterday! 030
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026It's a little wet for a good stroll in the Public Gardens today, but this flower in the succulent garden seemed happy about it. It wasn't labeled, but I'd guess it's some kind of Cereus. 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Many thanks to the Indexing Society of Canada for the extended membership, and congratulations to Saleh! 020
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Solstice! Happy Litha! Fā linþ! Þohwa yar leþ hweysj! 070
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026That's my favourite heterorganic affricate! I slip it into quite a few conlangs, like a little signature! 010
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Here are a few new Valthungian words from today’s move-in to-do list. (Yes, this is the nonsense that is usually rattling around in my brain.) 160
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I'm pretty sure this path through Miner's Marsh is Fae propaganda. Wish me luck... 120
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026As a late-GenX/proto-Millennial, I fear we're all going to be too tired by the time we get a chance. My retirement plan at this point is mostly just to wander off into the wilderness and never be heard from again. 110
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I'm working on two projects presently - a movie and a fantasy series - but thanks to the magic of NDAs that's about all I can say. The languages for the novels are almost done, though, and hopefully I'll be able to share more soon! 110
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I don't know enough Mi'kmaw to gloss the sign, but the Valthungian is: DEF.FEM.NOM.SG force COP-3SG.IMP COM-2SG.DAT, and DEF.MSC.NOM.SG meal COP-3SG.IMP COM-2SG.DAT 010
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The second best Canadian thing I've seen today: The airport at the northern tip of Newfoundland has airport code YAY and it is located in postal district A0K. 030
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026By the way, my favourite example of the same phenomenon in Valthungian: - So māts imda miþís. “May the force be with you.” - Sa mats imda miþís. “You should have some lunch.” 120
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Best sign at today’s rally against Twobit Timbit’s ridiculous provincial budget: This is the best example I think I’ve ever seen to illustrate the importance of vowel length in languages that have that distinction. Kesalul = “I love you.” Ke’sa’lul = “I cast you into the fire.” 120
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Just got back from a weekend of looking at houses in Kentville and Canning, with a Saturday night interlude for Queer Curling at the Glooscap Curling Club of Kentville! Lots of fun, but my knees are not happy with me today. #HouseHunting #CanadianThings 021
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Has anyone tried Hey.cafe yet? It's an ad-free anti-data-collection home-grown alternative to Facebook and the other Big Bads, based in Canada. It went public yesterday. I haven't used it long enough to have much of an opinion about it yet, but it seems promising. If anybody's on there, I'm @Jamin. 010
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026New pet conspiracy theory: Generative AI learned spelling and punctuation from the Epstein files. 010
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026A native Italian speaker has informed me that "teschietti" sounds more natural, so I defer to their judgement! 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 17/01/2026What do you do when you have no orecchiette for the recipe you want to make, but you remember that you have a couple of silicon skull moulds?... I think I'm going to call them "teschini." #PastaPosting #ConCuisine 140
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Fiškas njutnaþ iža giulas forð’usþínsna ocsigenio ustam watrin. ‘Picu brute na brinkopru pro-ke ka-tire na kisemblu fra-no vakwu.’ ‘Fish use their gills to extract oxygen from the water.’ 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Lexember 23: giula ‘brinku’ ‘gill’ (plural form giulas ‘brinkopru ~ pair/set of gills’) 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Ik þlenǧa hisdagis, þā ik komœuǧa sképia ga forðu miðgangna gistrisdagis tragœuǧa. ‘Mu hodji pudralye, layo mu ha vopre na logu komœuǧa pro-ke me-yite tra-gedju getra.’ ‘I am feeling lazy today, so I created comedy to go with yesterday’s tragedy.’ 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025(*YMMV depending on your definition of ‘interesting’ or ‘funny’.) 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025then applied to new roots: medj- and gedj-, respectively. So, me-medju ‘comedy’ and tra-gedju ‘tragedy’. However, as with many classical calques, the prefixes are optional, and the adjective forms become medja ‘comedic’ and gedja ‘tragic’. 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025But the really funny* part is Europic. This is a little joke that Chrysanthi, the fictional future creator of the Europic language in 2097, sneaked into the corpus: The words for ‘comedy’ and ‘tragedy’ have been reanalyzed as classical borrowings com- ‘with’ (which becomes me-) and tra- ‘through’, 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025On the Valthungian side, the standard spelling is given, but there is also a “traditionalist” spelling for most words (recently) borrowed from Latin and Greek, so you might also see ⟨tragœudicus⟩. (Even the traditionalist spelling uses ⟨œu⟩ for Latin ⟨oe⟩ for reasons I won’t go into here.) 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025This one is interesting* in a couple of different ways: 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Gažuka grējutungiška: “Þat hauðiþ swǣjugn’anþāft swa giula for kamilo.” ‘Dikatu grijica: “Tci-lasu he na lanta zemblu kwo brinkopru pro kamblu.”’ A Valthungian saying: ‘That makes as much sense as gills on a camel.’ 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Lexember 20: anþāft ‘zemblu’ ‘rational thought, logic, reason, sense’ 110
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Is tuswīslaða þa kronamilo wiðraða glekinsukra, usfánþu fetrin wresista his frǣjus. ‘Ru le ka-morfistre pulva-kurza dru pulva-sukru, wa-ke le me-kepe sulda-su drugista de tci-la mwaldu.’ ‘He mistook the corn starch for powdered sugar, and invented the world’s worst pastry.’ 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025(Tci-la frazu ne zemblo-he pe pa duwa lingwo, layo-ke logu dru “truffle” ne se la dra-lu.) ‘(This sentence makes no sense in either language, because the word “truffle” is different in both.)’ 000
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Im ist sǣr vuiðra – bǣžis skātalis kystinasuþ – nīčin hyðnas šǭkoletina wiðra swatmalia tuswīslan. ‘Nacu ka-morfistraca se muji teja – kacka-mo wa denga-mo – mi trufu tcokla wa funga.’ ‘It is very important, both financially and gustatorily, to avoid confusing chocolate truffles with fungal ones.’ 100
Jamin @bpnjohnson.bsky.social · 19/12/2025‘truffle, fruiting body of mushrooms of the Tuber species’ 100