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Carl Postenka

@bpg-tag.bsky.social

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My latest email from HR: “Between March 6, 2026 and June 11, 2026 you had 0 sick days. Considering your schedule, your sick time impacted 0.00% of your scheduled workdays during this period.” I love that they calculated “nothing” to two decimal places.

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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I think about this a lot.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I always thought troop "readiness" was a big thing for the US military.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Is that Zorro holding the bible?

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Oh-oh, thanks to you there will be one more big snow storm within a few days.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Where’s Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged when I need him?

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’m struggling with a thought exercise; I find myself within earshot of Donald Trump & must hurl an insult at him, something that would really hurt his feelings. What would that insult be? I’d only have a few secs so it’d have to be short. I’m drawing a complete blank. Can anyone help me out?

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Chantal is definitely the GOAT. Also I’m afraid of her.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Mr President sir, you may not know this but modern medicine has discovered a cure for syphilis. There is no need for you to suffer in silence.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Our "fentanyl czar" was frequently on the news mispronouncing the word "fentanyl".

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I realize this is a very petty grievance given the current on-going collapse of democracy in America, but please note the spelling at the end of the word “fentanyl.” It is “fentanyl” and not “fentanol.” This compound is not an alcohol. There, now I can die in peace.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

You look rugged. Yet sensitive....

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I'm "liking" this, but under protest.

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

If there is ever a "final accounting", you will have some 'splaining to do about your jokes! 😜

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Carl Postenka @bpg-tag.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

It saddens me to think that the US constitution, as glorious and imperfect as it is, could never be conceived or written, and certainly not ratified by the quality of citizens we have living in America today.

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