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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch

@bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social
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Your Resident Witch. Post-DBT BorderlinePD woman turned Mental-Health Advocate. My thoughts on stuff *please allow 3-5 business months for dms* قلبي لفلسطين

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nah but seriously at this point I want them to release their flavors sans caffeine or any of the pre workout stuff Their flavors are TASTY
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My ADHD ass wants to drink a Celcius at 11pm and go to bed…
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I WAS IN THE TOP 20% OF PLAYERS GLOBALLY TOO
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh. Oh I’m about to lose my shit I can’t play Mario kart tour anymore
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings #neurodivergentstruggles #cleaningmotivation
#BPDAquariusMusings
#neurodivergentstruggles
#cleaningmotivation

The problem with wanting stuff done is that I have to get up and do them myself…
and that sounds exhausting.

And I end up doing nothing out of fear of being too tired to finish. 
It’s a vicious cycle. 

Been watching neurodivergent friendly cleaning videos.

“Your brain is lying to you about how much time it takes”
and
“it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done”
are my biggest ops
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BPD is… Being unable to sing Numb by Linkin Park because that was your introduction to them and now you’re crying grieving Chester again because you suspect he had BPD too
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Childfree millennial problems: When you hire a friend to help you clean but they gotta bring their kid so now you have to hide the ouid and adult toys 😅
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp. Apparently my rabbit has cancer again FML
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(Ignore the vague posting ) . “She blocked me!” I’m more intrigued by the fact that you only found that out when you tried searching for my profile Why are you checking up on me anyway? lol
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Confession… I’m actually pretty excited about the pandas 😅
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Harvest Moon 🥰 🍁 🌕
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New party proposition: MAB Make America Better
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings #Mabon2026 #FallEquinox #SeasonalCleaning #neurodivergentstruggles #cleaningmotivation
#BPDAquariusMusings
#Mabon2026
#FallEquinox
#SeasonalCleaning

#neurodivergentstruggles
#cleaningmotivation

Cleaning sends me into a panic attack. 

Ironically the panic stems from a combination of past relocation trauma and ADHD time blindness which leads to panicking about running out of time. 

(Not to mention the tomboy feminism HATING that women are expected to LOVE cleaning)

But the panic attacks happen even when I try to start cleaning with plenty of time before the “deadline” to avoid the last minute panic in the first place. 

This is such a stupid self-fulfilling cycle I hate it.
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: I should finally put on some music and clean *hits shuffle on my playlist, which is what I do sometimes and call it “Shuffle Oracle”* Playlist: starts playing The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars Me: you cheeky mf
iTunes screenshot of The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You’ve heard of the cat distribution system Now get ready for… The bunny distribution system! Just found out through the grapevine that someone in town is looking to rehome a couple of rabbits Coincidentally I’ve been meaning to get my rabbit a cage mate. Score
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are buildings collapsing on sleeping children And you want me to give a fuck about a white celebrity’s feelings about a non antisemitic sentence? Shut the FUCK up
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it just me or has like, almost no one knew of this incident until Pink decided to put him on blast? Apologies if I am wrong 2014 was the year I got diagnosed so I wasn’t paying too much attention to the news around that time. Intense therapy amirite
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2/2 But wants Macklemore to walk the plank as he’s absolutely irredeemable for a performance 12 years ago, which he apologized for (years ago), and that this has only partially to do with his Free Palestine message (totally) Fuck Zionist apologists
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Blocked by someone who made every excuse for Pink being culturally and religiously Jewish but somehow started her career by appropriating Black culture and claiming she started by singing in Black churches (And, you know, ignoring the fact that she’s a fucking Zionist in the first gddmn place) 1/2
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
P!nk’s feeling do not outweigh the lives of Palestinian children. Zionist feelings do not outweigh the lives of Palestinians. Full stop
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Turns out Kash chooses the bear
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been rewatching Everybody Loves Raymond and I’m gonna say it Marie was a better grandmother than Debra’s mother Not excusing the constant passive aggressive remarks and weird boy mom competition with Debra, But she’s actually there
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I love that all mammalian predators are either camp feline or camp canine
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kid me: when I’m all grown up I’m gonna stay up ALL NIGHT! 34yo me today: my bedtime is dictated by this cat who loses his shit and runs around the house growling if he feels like I’m taking too long to go to bed
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So who else learned today how dense and uninformed Ed Sheeran is? Because how could you NOT know that that is Macklemore’s mission? And that it might ruffle some feathers?
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well fuck now I’ve deleted Ed Sheeran from my library too
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Someone on threads: why are we hating on pink now?

Me: she shared something from the ADL calling Macklemore antisemitic for the free Palestine message

New person: she was also talking about this highly offensive performance he did in 2014 *with pictures*

Me: did the post even mention that incident or was it just about the free Palestine message?

NP: *blocks me*

.
Just like a Zionist not to be able to withstand questions 

Love it when the trash takes itself out
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could not for the life of me remember Tartar Sauce’s celebrity name for a hot minute
Blank Grumpy Cat meme template
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The spyware is so fucking bad I was scrolling on threads, suddenly sneezed three times, and then the next ad thats presented to me is an allergy medicine Goddamn
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#acalifornianinthesouth When you really wanna sleep but the thunderstorms in the upcoming hours force you to shower and do laundry before that can happen 😭
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clearly Grindr crashed to honor Lindsay Graham 🫡
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if covfefe was the earliest sign of his dementia?
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t be the only one who keeps reading Rabbis as “Rabbits” ☠️
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have an irl pregnant friend whose anti-vaxx talking about how she wants to bubble boy her baby when it arrives because of all the illnesses going around I am, SO TEMPTED, to comment “or you could just get your baby vaccinated 🤷🏻‍♀️ “
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#MillennialThings You take your animals to their doctors way more often than you take yourself to yours
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remember kids- What doesn’t k!ll you, Disregulates your nervous system and sends you into panic attacks whenever something remotely similar happens
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings #hindsight I also hate that you can’t see the forest until you’re past the goddamn trees Looking back at the last forest you came from while you’re in some new trees and shit
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You ever look at someone and badly want to pop their visible acne for them? 🤔
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#tokophobia #marriedsinglemothers
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AND NOT EVEN HER HUSBAND CARED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TAKE CARE OF HER OR THE CHILDREN
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings The Lindsay Clancy case is just reaffirming that people don’t care about the struggles of mental health until something tragic and devastating happens 🙄 then all of a sudden it’s “why couldn’t you control yourself?” SHE TRIED
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings
#selfcare
#bedrot
#chores 

Trying not to waste another one of my weekends from work by bedrotting *the whole time* -

I’m actually running a dishwasher cleaning cycle.
I don’t have the one time soap thingy from the store and since those are once every three months I’m waiting until late September before doing a full one of those. So to make do in the meantime I’m running first a heavy and hottest temp cycle with a bowl of vinegar on the top shelf then will run it again on a normal cycle with baking soda covering the bottom. 

Why am I waiting until September?
Because chores that are only done once every 3 months I like to do at the turn of the seasons for easy organization. 

Right now the every 3 months cleaning that I do are change the central air filter, change my toothbrush, and deep clean the dishwasher. 

I wish I had a cleaning app that could actually tell me what chores I should do and how often, but those are all paid and I feel like I wouldn’t be happy with them anyway

What I really need to do is look up already established house cleaning schedules and then work them into my finch app so I’m more likely to do them or at least can see when the last time I did them was
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#BPDAquariusMusings #dreaminterpretation #shadowwork
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(The fact that it was a teddy bear puppy that became a malinois, aka a German shepherd on steroids, makes me think that it’s a metaphor for my bpd, being a German American girl and all)
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Anyway. This absolutely feels like it was about both my mother raising me and, to a lesser extent, my blind cat that I took on from a woman who turned out to be neglecting her, followers will know of what saga.
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Context: in the dream I’m fighting with my mother about a dog she has that she wasn’t fully taking care of but she kept arguing with me that she was. I think we were even in front of a judge or something (cont. below)
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sometimes a dream hits me so hard I have to write it down as soon as I wake up Had an extremely insightful dream the other morning and this is what I wrote down (cont. below)
Image is a screenshot of my notepad app dated august 16 2026 at 12:35pm

“You got to enjoy your puppy,

Now I have to fix your dog

Fucking malinois”
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
White text above a black background, bottom images are a jack-o’-lantern on a sidewalk with fallen fall leaves and in the background there’s a witch’s orange and black striped stockings and a ruffle skirt on the left while on the right is a picture of a Flock camera. Text reads “apparently, Halloween is going to be ‘De-Flock America’ night. On October 31st, millions of people will be out after dark in costume, many wearing masks, making it very easy for anyone wanting to cut down Flock cameras to blend right in. Pass it on”
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Babe what’s wrong? You only sent me 30 video shorts before lunch instead of your usual 50”
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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It is diabolical that L’Oréal ads play in the middle of the latest in anti Zionism news that I’m currently watching (L’Oréal is on the BDS list)
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