iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me: I should finally put on some music and clean *hits shuffle on my playlist, which is what I do sometimes and call it “Shuffle Oracle”* Playlist: starts playing The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars Me: you cheeky mf

iTunes screenshot of The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I could not for the life of me remember Tartar Sauce’s celebrity name for a hot minute

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sometimes a dream hits me so hard I have to write it down as soon as I wake up Had an extremely insightful dream the other morning and this is what I wrote down (cont. below)

Image is a screenshot of my notepad app dated august 16 2026 at 12:35pm

“You got to enjoy your puppy,

Now I have to fix your dog

Fucking malinois”

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Y’all ever think that the reason why he likes gold/blond so much because it’s the color of pee? 🤔 . Pic snagged from the Washington Post featuring Netanyahu and Trump in the Oval Office with gold vases on the mantle with gold accents behind them, bright gold frames adorn the portraits above those

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Everyone who’s of draftable age has the chance to do the funniest thing ever to bone spurs Donny

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

“Don’t be a coward post your open tabs NOW” Me: hold my weed Image is a screenshot of my phone browser, listed at the bottom is “244 tabs”

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Hey chat- How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?! The damn pop tab broke off

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Last night our haunted house had 3 out of state groups come through. I’m in South Carolina, and we had groups from Pennsylvania, Ohio and New Mexico. They. LOVED. Us. Combining my career aspirations with my holiday. I feel so blessed 🥰

Me in my work costume, bloody hospital gown and bloody bandage tied around my head. The two sides of my face are painted; half of my face is white with a spiderweb, the other half is a bloody mess with fake blood, and I’m wearing contact lenses that make my eyes black spiders with blood drops. Some fake blood on my neck too

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I do not need the cat testicle socks. I do not need the cat testicle socks. I. DO. NOT. NEED. THE. CAT. TESTICLE. SOCKS 😭

ID: a pair of white mid calf socks with a behind view of an orange cat looking back, black socks the same way but with a grey cat, and the testicles are raised to add humorous texture

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I am a coffee caramel pattern 😂 ID: My spiderweb and spiders henna tattoo sleeve having a rich caramel color against my pale skin

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Any guesses what I’m making? ID: cast iron skillet filled with ground beef, black beans, pinto beans, kidney beans, and sautéed and spiced diced onion

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Me, screaming at my spice rack “WHERE IS THE CUMIN?!”

My large cast iron skillet in which I’m sautéing onions with paprika, cumin, chili powder, a bay leaf, salt and pepper

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

#BPDAquariusMusings #modernwitch So the order is- Ritual, then work Not: work then ritual The ritual and spellcraft is to help with whatever the work is And indeed it did for me this time, finally

Selfie of me and my familiar cat lying on top of my abdomen

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

He is so fucking cute Tiger sleeping on his side doing the T. rex arms

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Tiger enjoys cuddles Pic is Tiger fully on me on the couch

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

My beautiful homemade pico 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

My sigil game as unlocked since I learned they don’t have to be esoteric lines with specific rules to them

My forearm that I’ve drawn a beaker with liquid, a circle, a broken chain, drops, and a pair of scales

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

At first I was like “fuck my life” But upon reading through the card meanings again and realizing that how I placed them wasn’t an accident either; It makes sense for what happened the last few years (1/2)

Image description: 7 cards of the Shadowscapes Tarot deck that fell out together while I was shuffling,
In order from left to right-
Top row: 3 of Swords, IX The Hermit reversed, 8 of Swords, 7 of Cups reversed
Bottom row: 2 of Cups reversed, 4 of Cups reversed, XV The Devil

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Huge Trigger Warning If you follow Bratty Switch Bi Pet Bf Then you should know this is how he reacts to anyone who’s “upset” him Multiple people have come forward saying they also received insane and abusive vitriol where he either threatens harm or tells the other person to harm themselves

A silly selfie from Bratty Switch Bi Pet Bf who’s sticking out his tongue and talking about bedtime

My DM thread from Bryce Sommers, who looks identical to Bratty Switch Bi Pet Bf.

You’re a bad person fyi.
You’re a loser and a liar and a fake ass person
Have the shit day that you deserve
🤪
Worthless ass shitbag
Fucking IDF yourself already
☠️
Mental health advocate? You’re a joke

The second screenshot of the DM thread with Bryce Sommers aka Bratty Switch Bi Pet Bf

Mental health advocate? You’re a joke
Hope you choke
Imagine trying to act like you care about other people’s mental health but you absolutely do not
😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
[Cat face with the caption “pathetic”]

I need you to stop being a fake
Tbh

Partial screenshot of my post where I talk about how I’m tempted to get a gun for self-defense but I’m afraid of the temptation to use it on myself

My post: my fear of having a very real method of self-delete in my possession…

Bryce Sommers aka Bratty Switch Bi Pet Bf: delete yourself. Do it.

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

#BPDAquariusMusings OH. MY. GOD. First time cooking with stainless steel And the breakfast I cook every single day is SUDDENLY FUCKING more DELICIOUS Really feeling my #QueenofSwords / Metal Sheep energy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No pic of the sandwich because I inhaled it

Pic is my cooling skillet that I used for the first time, gotta wait for stainless steel to cool before cleaning it

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I clicked the ad because I HAD to know what those estrogen pill looking things were 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Apparently they’re blue “tongue-dying cookies”

A box of “Kid Cuisine: Level Up - Mac & cheese bites” with a blue unicorn, a dragon, a castle, and in the corner of the food pictured is apparently “tongue-dying cookies”

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Apparently this is a thing, and I just tested it myself by going back and editing a link I posted Took the ? and the rest after it out. Link seems to work even faster

HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS 💩OUT OF LINKS!

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity.

When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers.

Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

(Had to make a minor edit) Hold my beer and tremble at my power

Screenshot of my 295 open internet tabs, two of which are about stainless steel cookware and the other three about blueberry smoothie rose of sharons

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Ventura county appearing in the feed for the third time in like 3 months…

Image: @allenanalysis posts
🚨 BREAKING: ICE just swarmed Ventura county fields, hauling away the very farm workers who keep America’s produce aisles stocked.

We’re arresting assets; treating the backbone of our food chain like a threat. That’s not “border security.” That’s self-sabotage in uniform.
Screenshot includes a still of a family running away in a field, the caption reading “children, protestors running from tear gas during immigration raid”

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

My consistently poor respiratory quality while sleeping might be why I’m still tired even when getting adequate amounts of sleep I got enlarged tonsils and a perpetually congested nostril or two, so apparently I’m doomed to sleep apnea

Image is my sleep tracker report with a respiratory score of 67 but overall sleep score of 85

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

So thanks to Aubrey Smalls I learned that Brad Williams actually BRAGGED about SAing a woman on a podcast, and after someone else said technically it was SA he retorted that the statue of limitations expired Then this popped up in the search results when I went to block him Oh. Oh he’s disgusting

Screenshot of a June 10, 2023 post of Brad Williams supporting Matt Rife
“Congratulations to Matt Rife on his sold out nationwide comedy tour. Ignore the haters bro. Call me if you need to talk. I also know what it’s like when people think you only sell tickets because you’re ridiculously good looking” and includes two topless black and white photos, left Matt and right Brad

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Wildlife I’ve interacted with in the past week - A bluejay announcing to the rest of the birds that I was refilling the seed feeder Took pics of a little frog I spotted on my post-sunset walk that was hiding in the lampost’s shadow There’s a herd of deer that appear nightly in a neighbor’s yard

Little brown frog, maybe a toad, on a sidewalk next to a base of a street lamp. Had to use flash to illuminate him but you can still see the lamp shadow that he’s hiding in

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Yeah if I could just Stop being depressed That would be great…

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Holy fuck man Just checked the weather for this week Almost 100f / 37.8c on Tuesday IT’S ONLY JUNE I’m worried about hurricane season now… Insert the Ralph “I’m in danger” meme

Monday - 97 Fahrenheit
Tuesday - 99
Wednesday - 96
Thursday - 93
Friday - 91 and thunderstorms predicted

Monday - 36 Celcius
Tuesday - 37
Wednesday - 36
Thursday - 34
Friday - 33 and thunderstorms predicted

The Ralph “(chuckles) I’m in danger” meme

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Burning my skin to try and de-pain my chest Hot water bottle problems

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Wearing pigtails as an adult woman is a great way to get everyone to stare at you

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

lol not my killer clown muse looking up to Harley as Mother while listening to Dolly belt out “9 to 5”

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BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch @bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

GRAPEFRUIT. SIZED. HAIL. WHAT THE FFFF Image description: notification banner from The Weather Channel “Grapefruit-Sized Hail? Yes, Really Storm chasers capture terrifying close-up of Oklahoma tornado hurling debris”

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