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Surely 10 years ago, tops.

Jesus said he forgives me, so it's all good.

I think i just desecrated the church toilet. If i don't go to hell after that, I never will.

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We've ducked out for a curry before going back to the beer festival. Not gonna lie, pretty fucking drunk right now.

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Today we're at a beer festival... in the church. Cheers! #bskybeer

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So i bunged him in earole with me left boot

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's biggest seller born in that county. Joss Stone was born in Dover, whereas only two of the Rolling Stones were from Dartford. Otherwise they've sold billions more than her.

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anyone know a plumber who isn't a complete cunt? I think it's part of the job description.

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No, that's when you have work. If you have Monday off it's several decanters. Cheers mate!

Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reposted by Robin

Mummy From the Private Eye archive.

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Had some great dark beers this weekend, but this might be the best. Sainsburys Taste the Difference London Porter, smashing stuff. Cheers!

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I don't remember that, but looking online it might have been discontinued in the mid to late eighties.

It was so smooth and full of flavour.

Double Stout from the world's finest brewery. Men of Kent rejoice!

A bottle of double stout from Shepherd Neame, in a straight pint glass.

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They went for it and got it!

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Strongbow Super for the discerning teenagers we were.

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Next up, Guinness West Indies Porter. Haven't seen this in the shops for a long time.

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Haha, sorry, it was the cricket team, but still worth drinking to!

Got it in Sainsburys this morning, lots of good dark beers today

A drink to celebrate promotion. Timothy Taylor's Landlord Dark is a fitting pint. Cheers everyone! #bskybeer

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Yeah, will bo good to renew hostilities. We finished bottom of the second division last season and were awful in our first three games, so this has been an amazing turnaround.

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kent are promoted! After those first couple of matches it felt very unlikely. Well done lads.

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No accounting for idiots

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's so good, the combat is very satisfying.

Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A wonderful pint of Harvey's Sussex Best in the Lemon Tree. Cheers! #bskybeer

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It was a big bastard of a queue!

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Always time for a cheeky Tyskie. Cheers mate!

Haha, that orange freak claims a lot of things that aren't exactly true!

Milk, biscuits, happy endings.

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Takeaway or knocking shop?

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Aber sea front, so beautiful

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I'm 6'1" and have at least two friends of the same height who insist they're 6'2". You're not boys, just get over it!

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Oof, those bar tiles are immense.

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Haha, are you doing a real life Withnnail and I tribute?

Fucking Aberystwyth. Who knows where Sberystwyth is.

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Robin @boynez55.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Got to Sberystwyth in under 6 hours today, including stopping for breakfast. Out eldest isn't up yet to unload the car, so might as well have a pint of Haymaker whilst we're waiting! Cheers everyone! #bskybeer

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That's a shame. Bumped into an old mate on the train and we had a good old chat and a beer home.