iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Milwaukee Brewers, in their hubris, purport to reclaim as their own a ball that was set aloft as an offering to the God of the Sky. This lack of piety shall be their undoing.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He’s lamenting the fact that he’ll never be able to score more touchdowns to absolve himself of his sins. All he can do is More Boring Dog.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’ve been many times when I’m glad I got pulled away from watching an SC game, but not usually for reasons like that. Seeing glimpses of the hit and reaction and that was repulsive.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably nobody’s more angry about this than last go-round’s $100M loser, which is the cherry on top.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dabo’s lightning machine is just a pocket New American Standard Bible that he calls his Fourth Timeout.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Super excited to listen to this on my Monday morning walk.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Setting ourselves up for disappointment with those lofty expectations, really.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My effort in fantasy sports was entirely frontloaded. Spend weeks agonizing over a funny team name. Draft a pleasingly-shaped running back, wander off, and let autodraft finish the job. Neglect and dry rot immediately reduces my team to a free square for anyone lucky enough to face me.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Possibly the presentation? Served with big ol’ distinct scoops of sour cream and guacamole on top?

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So much good stuff, but especially happy to have the God’s Away on Business article there.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Hey, stupid! I brought you this stuff.”

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

[messes up the timing on the gas siphoning QTE]

ASPIRATED in the Grant Theft Auto “wasted” font

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We want to maximize the danger from giant sheets of ice sliding off the roof.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Oh, I believe you and love me a supper club, it’s just that (for me at least), the picture loaded with about a dozen pixels.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Based on the pixels, that picture is from a Sierra point and click game.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This is how you found out your cat runs that account.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Unsettling number of fully spelled-out words for a Grassley post.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you want your pizza over easy, instead of sunny-side up (as depicted), you put the hot cooking sheet face down on top of the pizza and then flip them over, together. Then you wait. The key is not to force it. When the top of the pizza is properly seared, it will release naturally.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Which terminator do you think smelled better when sinking into the molten metal? The T-800 probably could have smelled like anything on the “sizzling bacon” to “hair salon operator error” spectrum.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“Position coach! I’m telling you I need your grittiest backup infielder!”

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

While I hope nobody will have to die for Larry, in the event of that tragic occurrence, Larry will dig a hole eleven feet from your grave as you are lowered into it.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Herzegovina. Herze comin’outtaya, too.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Nathan Fielder watching from the sideline tunnel, next to the regulation goal he swapped out with a slightly-smaller goal.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Cabo Verde still hasn’t used a single megalixir this World Cup.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Nowadays a rotisserie chicken costs several dollars. Back then, it used to cost punching 1-3 boxes sitting in an alley.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s this tweet, but for the competence of the administration and the subcontractors at which they’re shoveling piles of no-bid money.

Tweet that says “its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further”

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

[CTRL-F “Fallon”] Admirable restraint.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“Aspic, they’re calling it. I never heard of it. Aaaaaas-pick. They put in the algae and the hot dogs and the carrots and now they’re just floating there. Suspended. Hot. Dogs. It’s horrible what they’ve done.”

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Tried to play through the hydration break, got charged with resisting a rest.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Maybe it’s path-dependent for people who saw Blackadder first, like how we saw Malcom in the Middle before Breaking Bad, and seeing it the other way around is an experience simply impossible to comprehend.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Haguies. We’ve got a Red Notice for you, baby.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The defining feature of masculinity, as we all know, is whether or not you fall down in response to the application of external forces (shameful feminine energy) or simply wobble (raw, uncut, gelatinous masculinity).

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The defining characteristic of a pioneer is their role as a diarrhea transmission vector, as we all learned from The Computer growing up.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Cute Lil’ Lizards Area is the whole map though. So they’ve got that going for them, which is nice.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

They put that picture on packs of Marlboro Reds in the EU.

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strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Blood draw coming out like an Antarctic ice core sample.

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