strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026[messes up the timing on the gas siphoning QTE] 040
strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’s this tweet, but for the competence of the administration and the subcontractors at which they’re shoveling piles of no-bid money. 000
strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I’ve waffled on this for a number of reasons, but I thought it would be nice for schools that did dipshit things to show up on these scoreboards. They’re aware of why I’m not giving them money as an alum, though. (Non-Football Horrors category) 020
strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bringing up the rear of the B1G train (still getting used to these early morning kickoff times). 184 plus fees for the sum of our retired Heisman jerseys, plus an extra 55 for another one worn by a Buncha Guys (particularly this one) 000
strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This is true, but note that if it syncs to a work calendar that is visible to your coworkers, folks may have questions. 070
strawberry malortcake @boyhowdysc.bsky.social · 09/04/2025There is also Munchman, and he’s coming straight for you. 1223
