dash @boydash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025She inspired my quest to find my own nemesis with a similar name 000
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025The reactions to my last show have been a mix of confusion, discomfort and tepid praise of my singing 020
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 08/12/2023I just got an invitation to join the Illuminati on Facebook messenger, what should I do???? 000
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 01/12/2023Waiting for the hookup to show up means playtime with the autotimer 😝 3190
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Drunk vocal pedagogy skeet! Match yer coloratura air pressure to the obbligato instrument; more tapered for string instruments and more even for wind/brass instruments, I hope this reaches opera Bluesky???? 120
Reposted by dashKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 18/10/2023Lots of people ask what they can do to help with climate change. The answers are simple and empowering! - Demonic ritual asking for emissions reductions - Arguments on website - Just say you did it. Atmosphere is a fool and easily tricked - Instead of going on long distance holiday, lie motionless 14602150
Reposted by dashAndy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Apparently there’s an influx of far right nazi arseholes. Remember the rules. Do not engage. Do not quote post to dunk. Block early, block often. Starve them of oxygen. 12178523275
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I’m just happy my leather sibs and I were able to finally figure out to put this vintage harness back together again 🖤🖤🖤 @lilcub.bsky.social @lonewolfbklyn.bsky.social 290
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 19/10/2023I love PAs. Especially when they’re clanking around on my molars 040
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 05/10/2023They finally started asking if I’m Jewish in NYC, I have reached peak ethnic ambiguity 120
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 02/10/2023This is my new thing 😍 the newscaster outfit is the cherry on top 110
Reposted by dashlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2023it's so humiliating to write an invoice. please pay me money for services rendered. you can reference this request with the number "001" 2739211
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 01/10/2023I was the one goth kid in choir. I sang Jack Skellington for the school talent show. I got straight As 030
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 28/09/2023The op-ed business must be way more profitable than I thought 110
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Well I’m drunk at 14th St. and got catcalled on the train platform by someone who told me to “just take a compliment.” Top era is going great 030
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Had the same thought. Great Replacement Theory using AI as a stand-in for domestic progressivism. Implication is instead of AI girlfriends we need more stay-at-home moms, fewer gays, etc. 010
dash @boydash.bsky.social · 26/09/2023I usually ask bc I apparently fuck a lot of tops who are sensitive to the smell. It’s always the ones with the biggest equipment that make you work for it 😵💫 000
Reposted by dashDavid Hughes @filmcritic.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Polar bears have taken over an ancient abandoned village in eastern Russia. Incredible photographs by Dmitry Kokh who won the Urban Wildlife category award in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year competition. 281782614
