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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23h
i’m only on BS at this point and frankly i could take or leave this place too
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23h
yeah i do find this a little rich while there’s a goddamn meta-owned logo on the screen the whole time
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don’t even remember what this was from at this point and i’m positive it wasn’t horror, but there was a scene in a movie where a girl ties her younger brother’s shoelaces together as a gag but then their car stalls on train tracks and the kid couldn’t get out fast enough cuz of that and got killed
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
seriously this is the answer. if you can’t bring yourself to feed an animal meat just don’t have a cat!!!
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
years and years ago i saw youtube’s “news” section had louder with crowder near the top. it’s just a fascist platform and google is a fascist company
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Martin, Alone in the Dark, Night of the Creeps, the Burning (if you can get past the Harvey Weinstein connection)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bruce talking to the guy who stole his bike tire
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
save this for later 🖕
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
confirmed fake
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(i’m sure someone has made this joke already but there’s like 8 million replies and quotes and i ain’t going through all that to check)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
weeder has since discovered he was wrong about this but he can’t admit it
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
may he have the same career arc as charlie
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was gonna ask whether that was sam or ted
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the only ways i listen to music is on one of my physical records or on my plex (which only has music i actively add to it). so no i’ve never heard this song. i don’t think that makes me “cool” it is simply a fact
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i never really see anything like this let alone see it every day. are…you following the account? and if so may i ask why you’d do that and then bitch about seeing their posts?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’ve voted against this shithead over and over ever since i moved into this county. here’s hoping this is the last time i’ll need to
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
our government is an abusive parent
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible:
Jar of Skippy “superchunk” peanut butter
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Definitely my era there but I would have been 12 at the time
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
iirc they do “explain” this is one of the sequels (the cult taught him)
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Mac Cerullo @maccerullo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Roman Anthony has his first home run at Fenway Park this season, an opposite field solo shot to the Green Monster.
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
define “concerning”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m a pretty huge loser but even i have to marvel at the sheer loserness of it
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
when she went on her anti-trans tirade it was immediately obvious to me that she was intentionally moving right to try and court more money. how anyone with half a brain would still be taking her or cenk seriously is beyond me, but i have to conclude that many many people don’t have half a brain
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i’ll try those thanks.i used to use dr squatch but they recently changed the formula and now it gives me a rash too
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i rarely wear deodorant anymore because it gives me a bad rash and i rarely leave my house anyway. but if i need to look nice for something i will still absolutely throw some on. can’t imagine going on a *date* without it
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Q: why we’re dismantling the international criminal court? A: we’re criminals
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
foiaball.com
The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can a fucking kid take a fun elective anymore god
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that hannity quote is full blown
Spider-man pointing at himself meme
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert Downey Jr. Eye Roll Reaction
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. Eye Roll Reaction
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
he pooped this out between meetings with kushner
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
yeah I am an (elder) millennial, but that sounds familiar to me too. anyone can be an alcoholic!
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
so this is a perfectly cromulent reason to ban him for life from wnba games, no?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
some posts here may as well have a “posted just to get a response and go whine on xitter about it” stamped on them
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m picturing this as Kate Pierson from the B52s which would be the ultimate
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
why do some faces just absolutely scream “smash me with a brick”?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i was hoping they didn’t even get him
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i mean, he doesn’t actually think they’re despicable views. he wants racism to be acceptable in polite society because he is a racist
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
who is jake lang? do i need to learn about a new garbage person?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
many times i have visited my dentist right after sucking on a chilli dog outside the tasty freeze
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
lol when I got to “words 2 tell U” i was like who wrote this, prince?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the president can’t get things done because of a mayor and a guy who hasn’t even been elected yet?
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
youtu.be/Ol3JHWlSRzc?...
youtu.be
The Clean - Beatnik
YouTube video by Flying Nun Records
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i dunno i recall them hiring rush limbaugh to analyze football for no reason like 25 years ago. maybe espn has always sucked
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i shouldn’t be seeing this right after watching the x-files episode The Host 😬
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i fell asleep in a strip club once. they’ve never done much for me to begin with and in this case i was dragged there towards the end of a very long night in atlantic city funny thing is they didn’t seem to care. i straight up napped in a chair for a bit iirc
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that moose’s name? @katie.bzky.team
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
*ned flanders voice* can’t ya hear me yella?
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