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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thrill me
Movie poster for night of the creeps (1986). At the top it reads “the good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re dead” and an image of a man and a woman in formal wear fighting off a mob of zombies
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
make a band edible:
Jar of Skippy “superchunk” peanut butter
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that hannity quote is full blown
Spider-man pointing at himself meme
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
on the way home from a trip out west and these guys were simply everywhere and it was a delight!
Male elk standing by a roadside and a small treeMother elk licking her calf as it eatsTwo adult male elk, one laying while the other eats
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i’m building a team
peter from dawn of the dead (1978)ginny from Friday the 13th part 2 (1981)jim rockford from the rockford files (1974)ash williams from the evil dead series (original 1981)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
photo of guy in yellow suit peeking from behind tree and rubbing his hands together
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
rainbow in the grand canyon, june 26 happy pride!
a rainbow (with possibly a slight double rainbow?) coming out of the Grand Canyon
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
all this loser does is rage post about Mamdani all day
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
myth of consent meme only it’s the myth of democracy with voters and a candidate “consenting” and then jamie harrison saying “i don’t!”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
lol easy block
screengrab of kate’s account, labeled with “whines about ‘richists’”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
black and white cartoon character telling another “you said you wanted to live in a world without zinc, jimmy” from The Simpsons
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the machine from Contact (1997)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
something tells me this guy doesn’t care about as much about health as he’d have you believe…
search results from brian for “alcohol” with no resultssearch results from brian for “smoking” with no resultssearch results from brian for “obese” with many results, most of which imply that trump being overweight is worse than him being a rapist
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
not as cool as the atari, but we had one of these bad boys (i think. it was an intellevision of some kind but this was a long time ago lol)
photo of a quite old video game console (the intellevision ii)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
if anyone ever asks my “type” i just reply marcie stanler in Friday the 13th
brunette in pink t shirt
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
but why would anyone even be agai
From Wikipedia: “the vast majority of child marriages (some 86%) were between a minor girl and an adult man”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Your current subscription will now cover # 1s only. To flush a # 2 please upgrade to Floosh+ today!
Toilet with a tiny hole for # 1s only (from i think you should leave)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
yeah keep banning anyone who brings it up…
photo of barbara streisand
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
a brown haired young woman (Winona Ryder in Heathers) buried up to her neck in grass, with croquet balls around her
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
4 nerdy looking white guys in front of a blue background (weezer’s 1994 debut)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
love when i see something like this on the timeline and know even before clicking that the post is now-deleted
the bottom of the post being replied to here.  48 replies, 2 reposts, 0 likes
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
never realized the month letters spelled out JASON before
A man in a hockey mask (Jason vorhees in Friday the 13th Part 3)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
peter (left) and roger (right) encounter an old priest in Dawn of the Dead (1978)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
one of my favorites. even more so in my teens and 20s but i still love it and revisit sometimes. this is in my basement (tho as you can see not hung up atm)
dry mounted poster for Dawn of the Dead (Romero, 1978) that depicts a zombie head with the words “when there’s no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth”. it’s leaning against a wall
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
us to the british:
Still from a 1980s anti-drug PSA where a kid tells his dad, “i learned it by watching you!”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
fwiw it’s literally never just turned off for me, and i would notice immediately if it did because it gives you a warning as soon as you attach a photo to a post, it doesn’t wait until you post it
Image of the warning on bluesky when you attach an image but have not yet added alt text: “one or more images is missing alt text.”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
every dog, every day:
Billy Boyd as Pippen asking “what about second breakfast?” from the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
democrat yeas =153
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
million percent team lindsey here, particularly this part. “oh i actually helped write all of john and george’s songs”-type shit after they’re dead is absolute dog shit behavior
screenshot from lindsey’s piece reading, “But I find it depressing, and quite gross, that the last decade or so of McCartneyism has consisted of him helping to spew out Beatles retrospectives that largely allow him to shape the lasting legacy of the quartet”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
when youre marshall mathers
AI Eminem face
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
lol. lmao
this moron saying he has zero tolerance for idiots
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
the way the O goes past the edge a little…
Sign reading “St god’s memorial hospital” where the last few letters don’t fit on the building and have to be squeezed in below. From idiocracy (2006)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
oh hey i don’t know how literal you’re being but i quit almost exactly 6 years ago!
Drink
6 years, 2 days, 9 hours since
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A black and white photo of the beastie boys with a speech bubble making it appear they are rapping Stella’s post
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
A spider web spelling out “some pig” from the animated Charlotte’s Web
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Frosty looks similar to my cat Linus who just passed a couple weeks ago ❤️
a grey cat with white paws and nose lays on a pillow
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
most of the friday the 13th movies honestly
an image of an outdoor staircase on a rainy night as a man in a wheelchair with a machete in his head rolls backwards down the stairs. from friday the 13th part 2
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
oh yeah the buffy and angel hd remasters are notoriously bad. special effects being visible (like the mad men example above), shots that were made to look like night in the original just…weren’t touched, etc etc
2 identical shots from the series buffy the vampire slayer, only on the left a dark blue filter has been applied to make it appear to be night while on the right it appears that buffy is sleeping at 3 in the afternoon
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
who the fuck is seeing this and thinking “yeah that’s real”? it looks like a cartoon. are a significant number of Americans under constant gas leak conditions or something??
laughably fake picture of eminem cosplaying as a revolutionary and riling up a group of old exclusively white people who all look alike and are dressed alike
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
joke account
This accounts profile pic which has the word PARODY stamped across it
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
so you don’t remember this? just because you and a couple others opposed him? it’s simply a fact that your generation paved the way for this. i mean i’m a 44 year old white dude i’m not pretending my cohort is guilt-free either
Electoral map 1984. Unless you lived in Minnesota or DC, your EC votes went to reagan
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
8/16 but some of these are pretty cheap for real. like listing 3 left wing views under “show opinions” then suddenly it’s trump because of some unmentioned extremely right wing views anyway i didn’t even expand this guys views before choosing:
b/w sketch of a white guy with slicked back hair and a thin mustache. Underneath it states “Andrew white male 38”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
astronaut pointing a gun at another astronaut who asks “is it all just gutter racism?”, replying “always has been”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
the badge never fails to announce a dipshit
A snap of Elizabeth’s handle with “joined nov ‘24” displayed
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
a black and white photo of 5 very handsome men (the band The Strokes) in typically “cool” attire (leather jackets, long unkempt hair, jeans) standing in a hotel hallway
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Otto from The Simpsons saying “man that is flagrant false advertising!”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
excuse me
Bruce Campbell as Sam Axe from the tv series Butn Notice with the text “keep calm and have a mojito”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@following-classic.ripperoni.com just a head’s up been getting this error a decent amount recently. or just having the feed not be able to refresh for hours at a time
Screenshot of following classic feed stating “some kind of issue occurred…”
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. (I could post 500 of these but i’ll go with one that’s pretty obscure)
Lorelei - Everyone Must Touch the Stove (1995)

(album cover with an old looking photo of an old looking house with the word “lorelei” printed in red)
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boxelder @boxelder.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
theeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy’re meh!
Cartoon tiger (Tony the tiger of Frosted Flakes fame) with one finger raised in the air
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