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Michael Bowen

@bowenm.bsky.social
815 followers 363 following 838 posts

Dogsbody and Minor Functionary (ret.) As if you couldn't guess, cis-het late-boomer male, aka Generation Jones/Bastard of Young Married 34 years, no kids, sadly only one cat now Lives between the Catskills and the Hudson

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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Which one’s the birthday boy?”, she said, “I ain’t got all night.”
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Interesting. The guy next to me in hospital has bodyguards.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t he already promise that during his first term?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/09/2026
Perspective.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the weird ones is him riding a horse. That bloated idiot has never been on a horse. He's never petted a dog or a cat. He hates animals.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Naziferatu actually tried wearing that during a press appearance. He was laughed at so much that he never tried it again.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live. Horslips Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five Don Williams Hall & Oates (x4) Trashcan Sinatras (x4) Linda Ronstadt The Clash Midnight Oil (x4) XTC Chic
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rick Scott: Amateurs!
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Exactly. Fines just get passed on as the cost of doing business. Rick Scott should be in prison right now, not in the Senate.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What do you expect from a nepo baby named Brantley?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m not sure if there will be a second season, but I hope it will happen. I totally enjoyed Star City.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yep. $cientology, aside from all its bluster, is an extremely small community. They don't have to be appeased.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just like my mom.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like what @evanhurst.substack.com had to say about it: www.wonkette.com/p/sorry-maga...
wonkette.com
Sorry, MAGA: Nobody’s Talking About Natalie Because They Think Trump’s D*ck Still Works
Bless all your hearts.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yep. You'd go to the fanciest restaurant and the guy next to you would be puffing a big fat stogie. Mad Men only showed the half of it.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh, of course. Several times!
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's like the whole AI thing. No one except the tech oligarchs actually want it, but it's being forced on us anyway.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You should have seen the look in the eyes of the Australian Shepherd at my local farmstand today when it dropped a stick at my feet.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wonder about how they feel about kosher food?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was in Weill Cornell Medical Center last week, and they also had signs against pervo creeper glasses.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kind of curious what they’re going to do with the information that I saw Elvis Costello back in 1978 in Syracuse.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love this band so much. I'm waiting for my copy of the new record to come in the mail, but it's going to be hard to listen to now.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Has he actually established residency in Minnesota yet?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Doggo's drill sergeant would be proud.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Go for the collard greens - you can't go wrong.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hell, a whole stretch of interstate highway, I-88, was built between Albany and Binghamton (some of the least populated areas in the state) so the state senate majority leader could drive home more easily.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Rescind every executive order during both terms of The Dotard.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All the best to the young Zadrozny. I'm being treated for cancer and the doctors and nurses I've dealt with have all been fabulous.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I read the top part of the post and thought this was going to be about Stephen Miller.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nice to have you here.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just ask them if they want to ban synagogues as well.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hoping that I'm the one who looks like a spy, not just me.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw Kewpie Mayonnaise at my supermarket for the first time today. Is it very different from Hellmann's or Mike's?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One of the greatest drum tracks on any single ever.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I was under the impression that the Portland-Seattle run was one of the worst in the US in terms of reliability, having heard many stories about 12-hour trips. Has it improved recently?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hope that snoot has been sufficiently booped.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It was weird watching Iron Man 2 (2010) last night and seeing Larry Ellison and Elon Musk making cameos as themselves and being portrayed as cool people.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Not only is he well-dressed, an eloquent speaker, and a devoted family man, President Obama is also a keen judge of character.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don't like fresh peaches all that much, but put them in ice cream or in any kind of baked good, and I'm there.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Exactly. He's scared as hell that the next administration will start looking at his taxes.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's OK. McMurtry is an old white guy singer-songwriter who most people here in the states haven't heard of, let alone anywhere else. I just can't believe that the Grammy folks were so tone-deaf to set up this exclusionist category and think that anyone would be happy about it.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Didn't think about it at first, but, yeah, he'd only need some dark makeup to pass for a background orc.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They're lovely - what kind of flowers are they?
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'll have to check the farmer's markets tomorrow and see if any of them have fresh chili peppers.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
BTS isn't my cuppa - I'm more of a James McMurtry sort of guy - but they are totally right in rejecting the Grammys.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Look and see if they're all over 65.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Diarrhea salad chopped on a toilet seat with cocaine sprinkles.
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Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry you're having to deal with all this. Take as many breaks as needed.
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