Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Which one’s the birthday boy?”, she said, “I ain’t got all night.” 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Interesting. The guy next to me in hospital has bodyguards. 001
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Didn’t he already promise that during his first term? 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of the weird ones is him riding a horse. That bloated idiot has never been on a horse. He's never petted a dog or a cat. He hates animals. 1220
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Naziferatu actually tried wearing that during a press appearance. He was laughed at so much that he never tried it again. 110
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live. Horslips Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five Don Williams Hall & Oates (x4) Trashcan Sinatras (x4) Linda Ronstadt The Clash Midnight Oil (x4) XTC Chic 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Exactly. Fines just get passed on as the cost of doing business. Rick Scott should be in prison right now, not in the Senate. 000
Reposted by Michael BowenMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Canada and Mexico should just rename the US to “South Canada” and "North Mexico" and call it a day. 52580601589
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026What do you expect from a nepo baby named Brantley? 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m not sure if there will be a second season, but I hope it will happen. I totally enjoyed Star City. 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Yep. $cientology, aside from all its bluster, is an extremely small community. They don't have to be appeased. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I like what @evanhurst.substack.com had to say about it: www.wonkette.com/p/sorry-maga...wonkette.comSorry, MAGA: Nobody’s Talking About Natalie Because They Think Trump’s D*ck Still WorksBless all your hearts. 031
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yep. You'd go to the fanciest restaurant and the guy next to you would be puffing a big fat stogie. Mad Men only showed the half of it. 1160
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's like the whole AI thing. No one except the tech oligarchs actually want it, but it's being forced on us anyway. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You should have seen the look in the eyes of the Australian Shepherd at my local farmstand today when it dropped a stick at my feet. 140
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I was in Weill Cornell Medical Center last week, and they also had signs against pervo creeper glasses. 1190
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Kind of curious what they’re going to do with the information that I saw Elvis Costello back in 1978 in Syracuse. 150
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I love this band so much. I'm waiting for my copy of the new record to come in the mail, but it's going to be hard to listen to now. 030
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Has he actually established residency in Minnesota yet? 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hell, a whole stretch of interstate highway, I-88, was built between Albany and Binghamton (some of the least populated areas in the state) so the state senate majority leader could drive home more easily. 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Rescind every executive order during both terms of The Dotard. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026All the best to the young Zadrozny. I'm being treated for cancer and the doctors and nurses I've dealt with have all been fabulous. 130
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I read the top part of the post and thought this was going to be about Stephen Miller. 141
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Just ask them if they want to ban synagogues as well. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hoping that I'm the one who looks like a spy, not just me. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I saw Kewpie Mayonnaise at my supermarket for the first time today. Is it very different from Hellmann's or Mike's? 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026One of the greatest drum tracks on any single ever. 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I was under the impression that the Portland-Seattle run was one of the worst in the US in terms of reliability, having heard many stories about 12-hour trips. Has it improved recently? 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It was weird watching Iron Man 2 (2010) last night and seeing Larry Ellison and Elon Musk making cameos as themselves and being portrayed as cool people. 120
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Not only is he well-dressed, an eloquent speaker, and a devoted family man, President Obama is also a keen judge of character. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I don't like fresh peaches all that much, but put them in ice cream or in any kind of baked good, and I'm there. 100
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Exactly. He's scared as hell that the next administration will start looking at his taxes. 000
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It's OK. McMurtry is an old white guy singer-songwriter who most people here in the states haven't heard of, let alone anywhere else. I just can't believe that the Grammy folks were so tone-deaf to set up this exclusionist category and think that anyone would be happy about it. 110
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Didn't think about it at first, but, yeah, he'd only need some dark makeup to pass for a background orc. 020
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I'll have to check the farmer's markets tomorrow and see if any of them have fresh chili peppers. 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026BTS isn't my cuppa - I'm more of a James McMurtry sort of guy - but they are totally right in rejecting the Grammys. 110
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Diarrhea salad chopped on a toilet seat with cocaine sprinkles. 010
Michael Bowen @bowenm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Sorry you're having to deal with all this. Take as many breaks as needed. 010