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Boudicca of Suburbia

@boudicca.bsky.social
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Lover of shoes, cycling and cemeteries. Destroyer of legions.

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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The hunt for the perfect cycling shoes is over.
High heeled cycling shoes
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look what my friend Rom bought me from the TdFF in Nice! Rom is now officially my favourite and all other friends have been demoted accordingly.
Yellow bag for life with Tour de France logo
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m impressed by the toilets in Oxford, where there are apparently facilities for women, men, disabled people, parents, ballerinas and disabled people from the Isle of Man.* * It took me a while, but I think I’ve figured them all out apart from the ballerina.
Toilet sign including someone who looks like they’re wearing a tutu and someone using a wheelchair with the symbol for the Idle of Man above their head.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think the posts seem pretty tame, certainly not worth police time.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just saw David Bowie: You’re Not Alone at The Lightroom. Absolutely *awesome*! I came out buzzing and a bit emotional. Don’t miss it!
David Bowie on screen
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I miss the days when I only hated Nigel Farage for Brexit. A more innocent time, before we knew what a vile and divisive racist he is.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I see your Ed Miliband, and I raise you Andy Burnham.
Andy Burnham
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So many problems with driverless cars, but @thetimes.com just publishes Waymo’s puff piece. Meanwhile, the problem is *not* that local authorities don’t know where potholes are, it’s getting LAs to fill them in. 🙄
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
On my doormat this morning. I feel dirty just touching it to chuck it in the bin. 😒
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Is Trump now saying it’s America that’s blocking the Strait of Hormuz? And what ‘deal’ does he expect from Iran in return? His pronouncements just get more and more deranged.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is why we need electoral reform. 73% of people don’t want Reform, but that’s what we’d get under FPTP.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
No words. At least none I can use on Bluesky.
Picture of a post by Nigel Farage that says ‘our brilliant young minds are being replaced by goat herders from Afghanistan.’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sounds like a good outcome
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’ve gone down the rabbit hole on this one! Simplest explanation was on Reddit. As a British person, rejecting ‘burglarise’ is a hill I am prepared to die on. 😬
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I do like sparkly shoes
Pink sparkly shoes
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Community is so important.
Man dressed as a Roman with the text ‘people are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It’s not about just stabbing. It’s about coming together to stab in groups.’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
No. 😐
Headline from The Times newspaper asking ‘Does Trump really have a plan for what he is doing in Iran?’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I have questions.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The answer Andrew Neil is looking for is ‘No. Starmer finally found his backbone.’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Feel like I need to apologise. I should have seen this coming 😞
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Because of our antiquated first-past-the-post system, Gorton and Denton could be won by Reform, which the majority of local voters clearly do not want. The current system is not fit for purpose. We urgently need electoral reform.
Bar chart showing Greens with 30% of the vote and Labour and Teform tied on 28%.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
So many responses come to mind - most of them expletives. So I’m going to start with Reform’s own argument: I thought Britain was full?
Matt Goodwin, Reform candidate, says ‘Reform will give incentives to women who have more children and will penalise those who don’t. Change is coming’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’ve already been shopping in IKEA for a nice table to put it on in the hall.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Think I’ll give her a miss, thanks.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Good to see Metro giving the tangerine narcissist the respect he deserves.
Headline in Metro newspaper saying ‘A prize idiot’ about Trump.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Yesterday I saw this mural is near Waterloo Station. I love the message. Never change, London.
Colourful image of Paddington Bear with the text ‘Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different and that means anyone can fit in.’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Roman Atkinson with a pencil up each nostril in a scene from tv series Blackadder.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I wish more Labour MPs would stand up and say this stuff. Surely *most* of them hate what the government is doing?
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just *once* I’d like to start the day without being incredibly disappointed in Labour.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Seems like Homeland Security’s Twitter account is being run by a 14 year old. Hope he enjoys his work experience. 😐
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Lettuce says what? 🥬
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I’ve just made my own lavender bags with lavender from our garden, because it smells lovely and apparently moths hate the stuff. Am I at the forefront of a less planet-exploiting, more sustainable way of living, or have I just become someone’s maiden aunt?
Three small cloth bags of dried lavender.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Is this sponsored by Big Chocolate?
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Labour doing Reform’s job for them again, I see. 😞
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Absolutely love this from the Post Office - let’s celebrate diversity in all its forms.
Post office van with rainbow stripes and the words ‘pride in our communities’
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Yay! Mince pies! Better quickly eat a couple to, you know, check they’re ok. 🥧 🥧 🥧
Box of mince pies
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This sort of thing happens to me all the time. This summer I cycled in Majorca and *all* the traffic is *super* polite. Not a single close pass or motorist threatening me from behind. The infrastructure & street signs support cyclists, with +ve impact on driver mentality & behaviour #BeMoreMajorca
Street sign telling motorists to leave 1.5m gap between themselves and cyclists cycling two abreast
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Paging @romanpalace.bsky.social. *This* is the product every Roman palace needs.
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So now our Prime Minister is looking at ICE in the US and thinking ‘oh yes, let’s have some of that in the UK.’ If I’d wanted this sh*t, I would have voted for Reform. I don’t want it, the vast majority of people didn’t vote for it, and yet we seem to have it anyway. 😞
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Final stage and gone was the familiar polo. Gary was resplendent in blue with a chic jacket.Truly an outfit for the ages. Now we must come to terms with the end of ITV’s coverage; no more Gary, Pete, Ned or David. Gone but never forgotten. Vive le Tour! Vive Gary Imlach! #TDF2025 #CouchPeloton
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
It’s been a long Tour and Gary’s tired. Today he eschewed his familiar polo for a more relaxed look. There’s little doubt that he’ll romp home in Paris, but Pete must be hoping now that he can take one of the final stages. #TDF2025 #couchpeloton @pam-polly.bsky.social
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Gary’s usual exuberance was smothered by the weather today. We saw flashes of a masterful blue polo, but shrouded in charcoal grey. Pete also struggled with his form, looking very much like a man in a Mac on the London Underground. #TDF2025 #couchpeloton #GaryImlach @pam-polly.bsky.social
Presenter of ITV’s Tour de France coverage looking downbeat in a coat
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
#TDF2025 Gary looks sleek and classy in a black polo, with aero ribbing to save valuable watts. No one has come close to his level this tour, and with fewer and fewer stages remaining, it seems unlikely that anyone will. #GaryImlach #couchpeloton @pam-polly.bsky.social
Presenter of ITV’s Tour de France coverage wearing a black polo
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Me: Alexa, what happens if you’re crazy rich and drink formaldehyde for breakfast? Alexa: Meet Bryan Johnson
Quote from American billionaire Bryan Johnson
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Some challenging concepts here, particularly making a shoe drink. Apart from anything, most of my prettiest shoes can’t be worn in the rain, never mind forced to drink. 😉
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Boudicca of Suburbia @boudicca.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
And fancy shoes; and getting drunk at garden parties. Anyone for Pimms?
Deep pink shoes on grass
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