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Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦

@bottomoftheorder.bsky.social

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Here for sports and laughs - Texas Rangers and VGK mostly. Caution: sarcasm. Las Vegas.

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Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Michael Jackson, looking normal on 9/30 at 11:59 pm

Michael Jackson at midnight on 10/1 in his Thriller makeup

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Real fuckin sexy

Grover and Elliott Gould TV guide cover

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

These women having a mid off meme

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me at Lake Ontario 🇨🇦

Selfie with Lake Ontario in the background 2021

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I love being better than you at everything.

My fantasy draft score A+

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sally from the Nightmare before Christmas with wide eyes and her mouth formed in an "Oooo"

Text: when he's pulling the guts out of a pumpkin and says "I'm rearranging yours next"

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Spelling Bee is horny tonight 😏

NYT Spelling Bee screenshot that shows "Pegging" as a valid word for today

NYT Spelling Bee screenshot that shows "Edging" as a valid word for today

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My sweet baby niece turned ONE 😭

A tiny little girl in a high chair. On the table in fron of her is a smashed birthday cake. The cake has white frosting and red sprinkles. The baby has frosting in her blonde hair, some on her cheeks and nose, and a lot on her right hand and arm. She has large blue eyes that are looking right at the camera. Her pink tongue sticks out a little. The decorations behind her are of a barn and barnyard animals.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

🤔

Fox 5 news: Dallas mother without arms raises baby

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The kid very much enjoyed #Spiderman

Almost-16 posing in a Spiderman crouch in front of a Spiderman photo backdrop

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

NEW HIGH SCORE

A pic of the temp in Las Vegas, currently reading 129F/54C

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Eggs from Midwest Poultry Services recalled from Brookshire grocery stores in TX, Louisiana, NM, and MS and Kroger locations in TX and Louisiana

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

FML

Las Vegas weather forecast. 114F today, 116F tomorrow, 114F on Sunday.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just making sure everyone knows the tweet

Evant Grant on Twitter: Darvish through 15 bitches off before mound felt good

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Lightning Deal"

A screenshot from Amazon showing an item on a "Lightning Deal" special for $15.98. Ahe box next to it shows the regular price is $15.99.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Court records do not detail whether the genitals were located.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mine dove in the DMs finally and now we are married.

My husband and I take a selfie in front of a fountain at the Royal Botanical Gardens

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dave Chappelle "Y'all got anymore of them 5 run innings?"

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Anyone need a gold plated Harambe toilet paper holder? @every5thday.bsky.social

Gold Harambe holding a gold rod for toilet paper rolls

Gold Harambe holding a gold rod for toilet paper rolls

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My niece is perfect look at her

10 month old baby girl sits up on a blue blanket in a yard. She is wearing a red white and blue dress with a red bow in her blonde hair and white sandals. She is gazing up towards the top right corner of the picture and her mouth is open in a smile revealing two tiny bottom teeth. She has a stuffed cow or buffalo next to her and a sign that reads 10 months.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

fellas,,,

T-shirt: trEAT HER with compASSion

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

My pansies are doing great 😍😍🌱 #DesertGardening

Small, vibrant pink pansies in a hanging basket, some are pink and white striped

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Jon Bois why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

He was so little 🥹

I am holding my child on my right hip. He's about 1.5 years old. He's holding a box of apple juice. We are standing under a shady area and behind us is a small waterfall at the LA Zoo. We both look very happy.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I guess we're doing this again

@jon_bois why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

All white husky/GSD mix snoozing happily on a large light gray dog bed

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Different gas station, but same area in LV 1 month later...

Sinclair gas - unleaded $5.55/gallon ranging up to $6.29/gallon for diesel.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

😭😭 my baby is about to be 16 this summer

My child and I 7 years ago at my work for Take Our Kids to Work Day

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Strawberry blooms 🌱

Small strawberries forming and white blooms nestled in green leaves

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

My mom found this pic of my dad age 27 and baby me like 3-4 weeks old. Not sure who the old woman is 🤷 but look at those short shorts!!

My dad looking very 80s in a striped T-shirt, short blue shorts that show off his thighs and high striped socks pulled up to mid-calf.. Baby me is in the arms of an unknown older woman at some event. I am about 3-4 weeks old and my dad is 27.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Buc-ee's ad in @theonion.com

Ad in The Onion for Buc-ee's

Home of the world's cleanest gas station glory holes

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Las Vegas

$5.09 a gallon for unleaded gas

Diesel $5.85

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

My star jasmine is in bloom and that's how I know Spring is truly here 🌱 it smells heavenly.

A smaller star jasmine bush in the foreground with several small white flowers in bloom

In the background is another, larger jasmine bush that has not bloomed yet.

Some yellow marigolds peek in on the left side of the picture🌱

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

😘 @every5thday.bsky.social

My sexy husband and me

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My baybay ❤️

7 years ago, me and my child with a silly Snap Chat filter with beards and shamrocks

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

How much of an alpha male chud do you have to be to make this your custom license plate?

6FOOT3

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

For posterity

Text from my dad at 8:13 am "Shut the fuck up Sanguinet" from Shoresy

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Are our dogs siblings?? 👀 Get well soon, pupper!

All white GSD/husky taking a snoozle

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

#DesertGardening 🌱

Vibrant orange hibiscus blooms that are absolutely perfect

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Meme: a bar graph labeled "what gives people feelings of power" 'money' is the smallest bar, 'status' is slightly more and 'growing a tomato' is the largest bar by far. 🌱

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Had a fantastic Galentine's Day brunch with my girls

Two types of eggs Benedict - classic and chicken and waffles with home fries

Strawberry lemonade mimosa

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

My lemon and orange trees have tons of buds and I just saw a bumblebee flying around 😍🥰🌱🐝 come on, spring.

Valencia orange tree with many small green buds and large green leaves.

Meyer lemon tree with large green leaves and small pinkish buds

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

HBO gets their target audience

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms TV show under the "Ultimate Green Flags" category on HBO Max. And damned if that isn't true.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

look at my niece

6 month old baby girl dressed in a cowgirl getup

6 month old baby girl dressed in a cowgirl getup

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Hey @nihilist-arbys.bsky.social any comment on this groundbreaking story in @theonion.com

"Arby's reclassifies their food as Entertainment"

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I haven't heard from my bestie in a few days and this is what she sends:

Text screenshot "Btw ... I started a FeetFinder Acct"

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Drop something watery if you feel like it.

Koi pond at local plant nursery

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Dog had too many table scraps and now he's snoring away

All white GSD/Husky snoozling on the floor by the door. He is wearing a black Nightmare Before Christmas bandana.

Nicole 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @bottomoftheorder.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

My baby is so big now he needed a new bed from Santa

My baby on his new bed that he got for Christmas