bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Really bad menu UX here. It'd be alright without that bottom logo obscuring text #gamedev 151 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Nobody does a final dungeon as good as Ys. FF12, XIV shadowbringers are probably better but Ys wins 9 times out of 10 120 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Pokemon ZA, 9/10. SV may have been bug filled with bad fps, but if you're still doomposting about this one you need to touch grass. 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 06/12/2025metroid prime 4, 10/10, first GOTY candidate 2026, give them everything. They fucking did it again 110 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Dragon Age Origins sucks and Pathfinder Kingmaker was pretty good most of the time. General public sentiment got those two backwards 100 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 28/10/2025New Katamari is great but it's also representative of how fucked software is now. It's the same low-tier PS2 graphics as usual (not complaining), but it's 30fps with bad pop-in and tight LODs in places. Switch 1 should be a behemoth at rendering a HD PS2 game, and they just can't do it. #gamedev 042 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 15/09/2025PC widgets have been around for decades and there's still no real use cases beyond the OS builtin weather, calendar, clock, music, etc. It's so dull. 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Some idiots at sony back in the day really loved ruining their UI with garbage text (8MB) (for PlayStationR2) #gamedev 141 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 26/08/2025If Mario Kart World was just a soundtrack download it’d still be worth $80. Can’t believe there’s 8 hours of this 100 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I think #gpt5 is going be a much bigger deal than the doomers are expecting. This game was generated in one response with a very basic prompt. It's fully playable, has great looking UI, no bugs, and matches the source material very well #AI 201 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Mario Rabbids world 3 has some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. It’s like teenager-written edgy romhack levels of bad 010 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Gotta say I like how DK bananza is willing to drop the fps 0.5% of the time so they can do outrageous stuff when it really counts. Not something you see very often. #gamedev 062 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Modern web design is such a shitshow sometimes. This should be a simple image file but 99% of the screen is junk 100 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 13/07/2025SAO may be janky and shallow compared to the mmos it’s emulating, but it’s lightyears ahead of .hack on the ps2. Very impressive. #gamedev 051 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 02/07/2025You’re being fired, not “impacted”. Don’t use their PR speak #gamedev 061 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Gex is the rare kind of game that lowers your happiness instead of increasing it. Maybe the third one will be better (it won't) 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 22/06/2025The tutorial sequence in Unicorn Overlord has enough story beats that Trails would make a 120 hour trilogy from it. But so would Spiderweb so I can’t judge that kind of storytelling too badly #gamedev 073 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The text isn't centered, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #gamedev 051 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025“Room of Requirement: These talents upgrade your potions and plants” Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev 061 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Hilarious how Hogwarts Legacy tries to convince you, in the most reassuring language it can, that the best way to save wild animals from poachers is by kidnapping and/or trafficking them for money 110 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Don’t get too excited for 60/120 fps. Upgraded switch 1 games may hit that mark but when crossplatform games are over, devs will go right back to maxing out graphics at 30fps like they always do 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 07/06/2025FF Type-0 is going on my shit list after being lots of fun for most of it. Absolute disasterpiece of an ending. That whole FF13 era really was cursed 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 05/06/2025lol at everyone buying the wrong switch today 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Game: Needs to store a high score and one boolean unlock flag for three levels (123456789a, 123456789b, 123456789c) Developers: 24 MB save file 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 04/06/2025If you trigger a bunch of identical sound effects at once, the soundwaves all stack and can get dangerously loud. Put in safeguards (Hogwarts legacy) 010 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/05/2025This fucking cat in Luigi’s mansion 3. You can never enjoy the big accomplishment moments in this game because they can rug-pull you without warning. Excited for a new area? Nope fuck you, it’s backtracking time again 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025AI music won’t be that bad. Braid’s amazing soundtrack was all well-chosen stock music. A good AI soundtrack would be the same thing 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Crysis 2 was pretty decent. It only had one tune but I can remember it clearly, and that’s better than having 0 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025If you’re making a game ost with dynamic film-style music, go listen to a bond or MI movie. You can still get an action movie vibe without abandoning melody. Please lay off the stormdrums and cymbal scrapes I’m begging you 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025One thing making R SaGa 2 seem different is the world has biomes. FF snes era games are grass only 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/05/2025One Persona 5 dungeon is longer than probably 33% of all indie games and some AAA’s 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Penny's Breakaway goes from 0 to fun real fast once the easy levels end and it forces you to learn the controls. Should have never doubted them 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Having just finished Diablo 4 I have no memory of what any of my gear looked like. I think it was the same ragged cloth armor the whole time. D1 and D2 had clear progression from rags to leather to plate mail. Same for weapons. 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Diablo 4 giving me the true Blizzard gaming experience. Game starting to feel bad as leveling up keeps making me weaker, constant perf issues, and FUN DETECTED dumping my dps with the new patch today 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Game industry stagnation isn’t that bad honestly. I don’t need a new persona/xenoblade/ff every 1.5 years. Some games do follow that schedule today (trails/atelier) and it’s too much. Every 5 years is good 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Data on where games put their title text in my home menu: center top: 48 center middle: 38 center bottom: 47 uncentered + corner: 12 no text, image only: 5 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Final ranking: TSA > 2 > 3 > 1 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Bicycle seat mounts were designed by satan and you can't convince me otherwise. Never doing that again 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 02/04/2025How tf are Xenoblade X’s load times so fast 010 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 12/03/2025It really says a lot about Xenoblade that a remaster of the worst game of the series can generate this much hype and goodwill 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Fantasian part 2 feels like a constant series of “omg it’s finally over. thank god I never have to do *that* again” moments. This dumb cute little diorama game is more stressful than Strange Journey 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Tunic is great but it should also be a turning point to realize maybe we shouldn’t put Dark Souls into literally everything 010 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Fantasian is what the Tokyo RPG Factory trilogy could have been 010 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 20/01/2025No More Heroes 1 is so bad lmao, it feels like I’m in a unity asset store gta template. Hope 2 & 3 are better 000 0
bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025If your video game has the word Origins in the title you need to stop and make a new franchise 000 0