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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Really bad menu UX here. It'd be alright without that bottom logo obscuring text #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Nobody does a final dungeon as good as Ys. FF12, XIV shadowbringers are probably better but Ys wins 9 times out of 10
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Pokemon ZA, 9/10. SV may have been bug filled with bad fps, but if you're still doomposting about this one you need to touch grass.
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
metroid prime 4, 10/10, first GOTY candidate 2026, give them everything. They fucking did it again
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Dragon Age Origins sucks and Pathfinder Kingmaker was pretty good most of the time. General public sentiment got those two backwards
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
New Katamari is great but it's also representative of how fucked software is now. It's the same low-tier PS2 graphics as usual (not complaining), but it's 30fps with bad pop-in and tight LODs in places. Switch 1 should be a behemoth at rendering a HD PS2 game, and they just can't do it. #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
PC widgets have been around for decades and there's still no real use cases beyond the OS builtin weather, calendar, clock, music, etc. It's so dull.
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Some idiots at sony back in the day really loved ruining their UI with garbage text (8MB) (for PlayStationR2) #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If Mario Kart World was just a soundtrack download it’d still be worth $80. Can’t believe there’s 8 hours of this
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My review of Gradius 3: 🖕
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I think #gpt5 is going be a much bigger deal than the doomers are expecting. This game was generated in one response with a very basic prompt. It's fully playable, has great looking UI, no bugs, and matches the source material very well #AI
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Mario Rabbids world 3 has some of the worst writing I’ve ever seen in a Nintendo game. It’s like teenager-written edgy romhack levels of bad
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Gotta say I like how DK bananza is willing to drop the fps 0.5% of the time so they can do outrageous stuff when it really counts. Not something you see very often. #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
DK is very very good
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Modern web design is such a shitshow sometimes. This should be a simple image file but 99% of the screen is junk
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
SAO may be janky and shallow compared to the mmos it’s emulating, but it’s lightyears ahead of .hack on the ps2. Very impressive. #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
You’re being fired, not “impacted”. Don’t use their PR speak #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Gex is the rare kind of game that lowers your happiness instead of increasing it. Maybe the third one will be better (it won't)
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The tutorial sequence in Unicorn Overlord has enough story beats that Trails would make a 120 hour trilogy from it. But so would Spiderweb so I can’t judge that kind of storytelling too badly #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The text isn't centered, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
“Room of Requirement: These talents upgrade your potions and plants” Just call the talent group “Potions and Plants” then. If your game terms need further explanation they weren’t named clearly to begin with. #gamedev
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hilarious how Hogwarts Legacy tries to convince you, in the most reassuring language it can, that the best way to save wild animals from poachers is by kidnapping and/or trafficking them for money
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Don’t get too excited for 60/120 fps. Upgraded switch 1 games may hit that mark but when crossplatform games are over, devs will go right back to maxing out graphics at 30fps like they always do
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
FF Type-0 is going on my shit list after being lots of fun for most of it. Absolute disasterpiece of an ending. That whole FF13 era really was cursed
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
lol at everyone buying the wrong switch today
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Game: Needs to store a high score and one boolean unlock flag for three levels (123456789a, 123456789b, 123456789c) Developers: 24 MB save file
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
If you trigger a bunch of identical sound effects at once, the soundwaves all stack and can get dangerously loud. Put in safeguards (Hogwarts legacy)
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This fucking cat in Luigi’s mansion 3. You can never enjoy the big accomplishment moments in this game because they can rug-pull you without warning. Excited for a new area? Nope fuck you, it’s backtracking time again
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
AI music won’t be that bad. Braid’s amazing soundtrack was all well-chosen stock music. A good AI soundtrack would be the same thing
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Crysis 2 was pretty decent. It only had one tune but I can remember it clearly, and that’s better than having 0
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If you’re making a game ost with dynamic film-style music, go listen to a bond or MI movie. You can still get an action movie vibe without abandoning melody. Please lay off the stormdrums and cymbal scrapes I’m begging you
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One thing making R SaGa 2 seem different is the world has biomes. FF snes era games are grass only
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
One Persona 5 dungeon is longer than probably 33% of all indie games and some AAA’s
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Penny's Breakaway goes from 0 to fun real fast once the easy levels end and it forces you to learn the controls. Should have never doubted them
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Having just finished Diablo 4 I have no memory of what any of my gear looked like. I think it was the same ragged cloth armor the whole time. D1 and D2 had clear progression from rags to leather to plate mail. Same for weapons.
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Diablo 4 giving me the true Blizzard gaming experience. Game starting to feel bad as leveling up keeps making me weaker, constant perf issues, and FUN DETECTED dumping my dps with the new patch today
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Game industry stagnation isn’t that bad honestly. I don’t need a new persona/xenoblade/ff every 1.5 years. Some games do follow that schedule today (trails/atelier) and it’s too much. Every 5 years is good
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Data on where games put their title text in my home menu: center top: 48 center middle: 38 center bottom: 47 uncentered + corner: 12 no text, image only: 5
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Final ranking: TSA > 2 > 3 > 1
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Bicycle seat mounts were designed by satan and you can't convince me otherwise. Never doing that again
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
How tf are Xenoblade X’s load times so fast
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
It really says a lot about Xenoblade that a remaster of the worst game of the series can generate this much hype and goodwill
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Fantasian part 2 feels like a constant series of “omg it’s finally over. thank god I never have to do *that* again” moments. This dumb cute little diorama game is more stressful than Strange Journey
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Tunic is great but it should also be a turning point to realize maybe we shouldn’t put Dark Souls into literally everything
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Fantasian is what the Tokyo RPG Factory trilogy could have been
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
No More Heroes 1 is so bad lmao, it feels like I’m in a unity asset store gta template. Hope 2 & 3 are better
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bottleofstars.bsky.social @bottleofstars.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
If your video game has the word Origins in the title you need to stop and make a new franchise
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