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AgustDeezNuts

@bottleage.bsky.social
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Bottle. 30-something. Philly. They/Them. Wrestling. Leftist. Mixed Japanese-American 🇯🇵. Queer. Neurodivergent. RGG Games enjoyer. BTS stan and K-Pop fan. Himbo enthusiast. Retired punk. Cats. One Piece

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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
BTS doing Paradise and I wasn’t there. Time to KMS
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
TF YOU MEAN OKADA WAS AT BTS LAST NIGHT
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It is 2002. I am at the mall to see Jackass in the movie theater. I buy a soft pretzel. I buy a Korn shirt at a store in the mall. It is 2026. I am at the mall to see Jackass in the movie theater. I buy a soft pretzel. I buy a Korn shirt at a store in the mall.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Roomies and I are watching Double or Nothing tonight and I am admittedly behind on AEW. I only have one question. Why is Lio Rush Gollum now?
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I’ve been too burnt out for social media tbh. Health and life burnout. This is my life now aside from sleeping. See ya in another couple months I guess. Unless you can fix my busted ass thyroid and get me a new job that doesn’t kill my will to live. XOXO
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ARMYs I say this with all the love in my heart. The plural of vinyl is vinyl. It’s VINYL. VINYL RECORDS. 😭 PLEASE.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Glad tidings of comfort AND joy? In this economy?
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Guys I can’t go back to America. I’ve become accustomed to going to the bathhouse every day and drinking straight up milk without shitting myself. Please don’t make me leave Japan. Just bring me my cats
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Steph Blakey @manifestephanie.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza
Isometric fanart of multiple Majima Everywhere encounters from Yakuza Kiwami. Majima runs into Kiryu in different parts of a Kamurocho street corner in various disguises or hiding spots. Goromi, Hannya-Man, and 24-Hour Cinderella are among Majima's disguises.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Chiitan said “Go Birds”
Your friend Bottle and beloved mascot Chiitan pose for a photo on a random street in Osaka
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Rosemold @rosegold.northsky.social · 13/10/2025
🇮🇹🤼‍♀️
Milano Collection AT posing center ring in happy new year 2002 novelty glasses and Italian flag wristbands
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
That’s my goddamn men’s world champion
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I miss Best Friends 😩
Wrestling tag team the Best Friends. Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta giving a thumbs up. Neon dayglo background. The word penis in all caps at the bottom
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I don’t use this or much social medias these days because the horrors persist and all I can muster sometimes is unintelligible screaming and I mostly only wanna talk about the One Piece tcg and deck building so I’m doing yall a kindness.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Important life update: I saw goats today. Also go birds.
Brown goatBlack goat wearing an Eagles jersey
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’m famous now. I’m on TNT and HBO Max.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
JIN JIN JIN
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
You can say what you will about Hulk Hogan's personal life and beliefs, but you have to acknowledge that as a wrestler, he was also completely dogshit
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan was always the absolute worst and just kept on sinking. never found the bottom. a perfect figure for America’s last 40 years.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in piss bozo
Hulk hogan in a toilet
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My sons 🥹
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Baby won their first One Piece locals today
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Posted this in a One Piece server with zero commentary and got scolded by a mod. I forgot some people are only into One Piece for big tiddies and don’t know how to actually read and comprehend things. Lmao
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AJBartArts [PNGTuber: Hero Lord Q-Drosser] @ajbartart.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
My music streaming app been just playing me KPop only before 2020 and between this and how much the Demon Hunters soundtrack slaps it’s just so blatantly apparent the sharp decline in quality of the music coming out of the even. It makes me sad. The companies keep churning out shallow slop.
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erika warrens 🖤 king's road fujoshi @skankmar.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
today's not the only day you can post this, but it's a very good day to post it
bret hart looking very serious with the text, "bret hart claims he woke up one morning and saw the truth: america stinks."
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy “Terrified Pets and the Humans Who Care for Them Doing Damage Control” Day to all who gotta do that. I hope it’s not too bad for your lil buds 😿
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Sam Skopp @eighthcircuit.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
AEW should open every single show with this dance MxM Collection is doing in Japan. I'm obsessed
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
New thing happened: I got called a champagne socialist today because I…*checks notes* said we shouldn’t be crossing the picket line and scab and that we should be standing in solidarity with our city sanitation workers?!
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Did the NYT movie thing
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me wanting to take a quick trip to the game shop on my lunch break to pick up some One Piece boosties and there is a crazy line
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Just the power couple things
Robin and Franky
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Melony🍈 @melonteee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
it's that time of year again
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Added these bad boys to my deck and now we are absolutely serving cunt tonight on the sim (One Piece TCG content)
Gum gum lightning cardGum gum red roc card
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Listen to this or I will cry
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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hangman just did the Angel's Wings, an homage to someone whose AEW career he ended. GO 2 SLEEP GOTTA BE NEXT
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I love when I public transit tells me how to get to Beyonce
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I thought I found a Labubu on the ground but it was just some cotton candy
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Life updates: Kenny’s pisser is on the mend. Bottle’s hair is shorter and purple now.
Kenny the cat and Bottle the human
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Finally won my first game where someone didn’t rage quit before the end when they thought they were gonna lose…with one minute to spare on the clock 😭
Screenshot of the One Piece TCG sim
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I bought some card sleeves and idk why it felt like a micro aggression when the shop guy assumed my game of choice is Lorcana but it did (my game is One Piece if it wasn’t obvious)
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I was hoping to not have another pet medical emergency so soon but here we are 🫠🫠🫠🫠 Kenny can’t piss. So we at the veterinary urgent care.
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pastel @pastelmuse.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Other people have posted, but I'm posting with alt-text cause good god damn.
Wonho lying on a bed taking a selfie. He's in a tank top that shows off his massive biceps and tiny little booty shorts that are kind of riding up and giving a slight peek-a-boo at his, frankly, very biteable ass. His face is adorable considering the thirst trapness of the image, puffed cheeks and glasses. The best himbo, honestly.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Pouting at my desk and filling the office with negative energy because I don’t wanna do my dumb little job today. I wish to be sitting in the park crocheting 😭
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Found out a local game shop hosts One Piece TCG days and I am here and it is allllll dudes who know each other and I am just sitting here like 🧍🏻‍♀️ so I don’t think I will be here long.
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Dear Bottle, please don’t fall in love with your new Japanese tutor. 😭
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m sending @drhbus.bsky.social to jail.
Luffy disgusted face Text message screenshot. Text reads: here’s and idea a one piece porno parody called one piece of ass. Fluffy joins up with the straw jimmy hat pirates as their designated fluffer and eats CumCum fruit and…you get it
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Being on an SSRI and having a histamine intolerance that causes me to become incredibly itchy and even break into hives when I get too hot and sweaty makes it hell once it’s over 80 and I am sad to report our two days of spring are over and I am UNCOMFORTABLE 😭
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It is officially Asian American, Native Hawaiian, Pacific Islander Heritage Month. You are required by law to be nice to me or you will go to heck. And maybe also buy me a treat
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AgustDeezNuts @bottleage.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I am having such a sensory nightmare day working in an open floor plan office with only neurotypical people is a special brand of hell for me because they also don’t seem to understand why I have such a hard time functioning why I’m here and why I’m so sensitive to things. I wanna go home 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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