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John Walker - Industry Analcyst

@botherer.bsky.social
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Co-creator of Rock Paper Shotgun, currently helping out at Kotaku, and still looking for a new long-term gig. I write www.buried-treasure.org, unearthing excellent unknown indies. Please consider supporting! www.patreon.com/buriedtreasure

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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gosh I do like Kotaku.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the team at VGC are absolutely fantastic, and do some incredible reporting. But I'm also a massive piece of shit.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ambrosia Sky by @softrains.bsky.social is out of Early Access with both acts complete, and this combination of Prey and PowerWash is a unique, gorgeous and compelling time. buried-treasure.org/2026/09/ambr... Please support Buried Treasure from $2 a month: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm glad PC Gamer has deleted their Grummz article, which I hope was written in ignorance of who he is, but I think it behooves a site to also acknowledge that it was posted and removed, not just retcon and hope everyone forgets.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ignoble by @retromagine.bsky.social is a wonderful combination of incremental game, auto-battler and roguelite resulting in a gory, wildly compelling action game I really don't want to stop playing. buried-treasure.org/2026/09/igno...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While you sleep in your beds, think of the barely-paid guides writers toiling all night long. (This is just what appeared concurrently in my gaming feed across a handful of sites.)
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Haha, VideoGameCritic is my new all-time favourite website. Kotaku gets a 61 score for how well our (unscored) reviews match the review scores of readers. How? Llike this!
"How this trust score was computed
This reviewer publishes verdicts, not numbers, so trust comes from their recommend/pan calls: call accuracy (50%): when they say buy, do players end up satisfied, and when they say skip, do players agree; alignment (25%): do their recommendations sort games the way players do; and player-side (25%): on games where press and players sharply disagreed, whose side were they on. The blend is shrunk toward a neutral prior (60) so small histories can't peg the scale, and recent verdicts weigh more (2-year half-life)."
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I bet you can. We got this done a few years ago and it didn't cost that much!
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well, it WAS.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just cannot get over how well The Pokémon Company is handling the TCG demand issues. Absolutely extraordinary work by everyone involved:
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TIL that trees can be pinhole cameras in an eclipse.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Correlation or causation?
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A new addition to my collection of Video Game Website Headline Or Jeopardy Question:
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It Consumes by @sublexical.net is a stunning arena shooter roguelite where your greatest enemy is the dark. buried-treasure.org/2026/08/it-c... Help Buried Treasure keep the lights on: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is rarely a good sign.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just remembered one of my favourite things I ever wrote for RPS: a gallery of men at E3 taking photos of "booth babes". Tragically RPS purged all our old images for some godforsaken reason, but thank goodness for the Internet Archive: web.archive.org/web/20210516...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I want this so ridiculously much. www.amazon.com/dp/B0G8773WZ... The only thing is you'd need a dining room table from one of those banquet halls in a medieval castle.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Er wot @nytimes.com?
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Kaz by Kalinarm is a stunning and deceptively tactical arcade game about hammering your cursor keys to reach new high scores. It has SO much variety, and I'm still discovering more. My review: buried-treasure.org/tag/kalinarm/ Please support this project! www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So the news story here is, "Man Didn't Fall Over".
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For Buried Treasure I've written my conflicted thoughts on Omen Exitio Hunger. It's a superb game, with incredible writing, art and sound, and it's hooked me. But it's also based on a true story that's so incomprehensibly upsetting, and I don't know what to do. buried-treasure.org/2026/07/conf...
Omen Exitio Hunger screenshot.Omen Exitio Hunger screenshot.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Surely, SURELY, there's some limit to the Green's vaingloriousness? Right now they're being out-principled by Restore! That is really not a good look.
Here's what we've heard:

A Labour spokesperson says the party will not stand a candidate, calling the by-election a "circus"
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch says the Conservatives will not stand a candidate in Farage's "fake by-election"
Lib Dem leader Ed Davey has called for all parties to "stand aside and refuse to give oxygen to Farage's vanity project"
Restore Britain's Rupert Lowe says his party will not participate in "a Reform-sponsored media circus"
The Green Party has not yet confirmed whether it will put forward a candidate. A spokesman says it was a decision for local members in Clacton but adds: "We are a political party - we contest elections"
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Is there any way at all someone could convince Trump that the most powerful thing he could do at his speech is hug the tallest flagpole in the area?
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Decided to take the piss out of America's silly baby birthday by visiting a 630-year-old castle.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@bcdreyer.social Is there a proper term for this sort of silliness to which BBC News seems especially prone?
There is also the potential for evening thunderstorms that could disrupt the events, which have been organised by a White House-backed public-private partnership.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is a glorious opening paragraph by @joshuawolens.bsky.social, and reminds me of the good times writing for Gamer back in the late 90s, early 00s. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
I confess, even after several years writing about videogames for money, I still have to pause sometimes and remember which CD Projekt is which. I use this handy mnemonic rhyme: If CD Projekt Red you see, that's the folks who made The Witcher 3. If CD Projekt alone you view, that's the parent company. Doo bee doo.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This post has become popular, but I'm deleting it because I don't like that I'm slightly spreading misinformation. The question wasn't asking WHY they cannot unionise, but rather saying that they can't, so how are staff compensated. My point still stands, but, um, anxiety disorder prevents me.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Here, have a 1/8 speed lightning bolt.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
BREAKING: Hot Podium Guy makes an appearance on Downing Street:
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Space X trading following the trajectory of one of its own rockets:
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This one's a twist. Start with the AI declaration, and then look at the game. Look, I'm no artist but I still feel pretty confident I could have scraped these together without a plagiarism machine.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This one really pissed me off. There are almost no classic point-and-click adventures in Next Fest this time, and this one looked lovely. But quickly something seemed wrong about the backgrounds and... yup. Just fucking pay an artist or don't make a game.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wait, new winner.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hmmmm, I wonder!
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He's presumably concerned they might fail to capture his true Nazi beliefs.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Emuurom by @borbware.itch.io is an utterly extraordinary metriodbrania with more hidden depths than the Mariana Trench. Writing about it has broken my brain. I feel a responsibility to convince you to play it: buried-treasure.org/2026/06/emuu... Please help out: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
How dare Pokémon try to tell me I'm not allowed to buy this for myself.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'll take "THINGS THAT ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY NEVER EVER HAPPENED" for 1000.
A wankstain saying "I was invited to attend Summer Games Fest, but turned down the offer."
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
DLSS 5 off/on
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I'm so upset by this 'the'.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Uncle Lee’s Cookbook: Five Recipes For Disaster by @relativelypainlessgames.com is a really smart take on the point-and-click format, with bottle-episode puzzling chapters surrounding a ghost story short. buried-treasure.org/2026/05/uncl... Please help out: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
Uncle Lee’s Cookbook: Five Recipes For DisasterUncle Lee’s Cookbook: Five Recipes For DisasterUncle Lee’s Cookbook: Five Recipes For DisasterUncle Lee’s Cookbook: Five Recipes For Disaster
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Elementallis by AnKae is a truly stunning Zelda-like 2D RPG, and I cannot believe this isn't already a massive hit. Let's see if we can change that! Repost this! buried-treasure.org/2026/05/elem... Help Buried Treasure with the resources to unearth these games: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...
Elementallis screenshot.Elementallis screenshot.Elementallis screenshot.Elementallis screenshot.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hey, check out my new bestie!
A close up photo of a bee with a lot of pollen on its side, sat on my finger.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Supermansplaining.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Destructoid, blink twice if you need help.
If waiting in the queue irritates you for some reason, the ideal solution is to simply wait. Once an hour or two has passed, the queue should disappear on its own. You should be able to login directly without any extra seconds or minutes of waiting.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I hope you remember being taught about Mufe, iDite, Egeg, Mocri and Hodel at school. And of course not forgetting everyone's favourite, Fooif.
O teaches nothing at all.
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst @botherer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This article on AI videos on YouTube is perhaps a bit overstating the concerns, but god I'm glad we didn't have THIS slop 10 years ago. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0... But still, I'm obsessed with the classroom backgrounds on one of the videos. This is from a video teaching the alphabet.
Very much not the alphabet.
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