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Bossy Muppet

@bossymuppet.bsky.social
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hot damn I love chick peas. Like, in a spicy red sauce? Smeared over some garlic toast? Fuck me up
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#gonzo
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Look at my pretty baby 😻😻
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ntnParasox @ntnparasox.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's Earth Day!! Be grateful it made you! You are dirt and stars and leaves and rain-- frankly fucking gorgeous.
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ntnParasox @ntnparasox.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Psssssst I need you to think v carefully about weaponizing the phrase "convicted felon" in a society structured around racial mass incarceration thanksssssssssss
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Working hard at Planet Comic Con 2026
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Also here is my cat, being perfect.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I am alive. More importantly, the woman who gave birth to me is not! Have the afterlife you deserve, you narcissistic child abuser. ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hello. I'm still alive. I just keep forgetting I have this..
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If anyone needs me..I'll just be out here being mean spirited, aggressive and bitchy. This is satire.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Things I've learned today. 1. You cannot make everyone happy. 2. Trying to do so, will make you feel like you've drained your entire body. 3. Do your best, with your best intentions.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I think I've got the combination of autism and ADHD. The tism? Sure. I've known that for years. It took me a while to come to terms with it. But the ADHD theory is new, and the more I take note of myself, the more I realize how true this may be.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Quote of the fucking decade for me "My softness isn't public property"
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Lee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Corté
This work © 2025 by Lee Zimmerman is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International
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Daarclaw 𓅡 @daarclaw.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A flock of ravens? Nah, a gang of goobers 🐦‍⬛ #bird #birdart #art
A digital painting of seven crows perched on a wire. While six of them are acting silly, the one in the middle is clearly annoyed. In the background is a simplified cityscape and a cloudy sky.
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SPiNDLE @spindlesong.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
solo dress one as it's among my favourites, and many people seem to like it as well!
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Other than primer and blush, I've mostly stopped wearing make up on the rest of my face. Just eyes, brows and lips. I have good skin and I'm not afraid of a single wrinkle. I made it this far and I am fucking proud of that.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The artist and the art she made this morning. 😭
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Some gems I picked up while hanging with my sister.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Thinking about taking up chainmail creating. No idea where to start, but I know I can find my way.
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PattiCakes ⚖️🔬♀️♿✊🏾🏳️‍🌈☮️🇺🇸🌎🌊 @warrior-patticakes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Bring on the memes! He's truly horrible at running a country... F'elon Rump
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KTLyn (any) @ktlyn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
If you like Randall Munroe's XKCD spinoff books, "What If," you'll love this episode of Kermitment in which we learn about the science of our favorites from The Muppet Show.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
She's perfect.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I've been sick since Feb 7th. My fever finally stopped several days ago. And I went back to work for one day. But my chest is still heavy, it's hard to breathe. For the love of God. If you can't stay home when you feel sick, wear a mask. My lungs are burning. I'm exhausted. 😭
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So this is love 😍
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My baby Love
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The bean harvest
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Oh good. Finally.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Cauliflower pizza from Marco's in Colorado springs. This stuff is phenomenal
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Bathroom travels Castle Cafe, Castle Rock, CO
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The hand feel of this cup is that of sensory day dreams. I fucking love this thing.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Why have one partner when you can have 3? The triforce is complete.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
We had a phenomenal cheat day.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Someone made this for me right
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Airport fit
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Today. My partner tossed a book at me (at my request) and instead of catching it. It hit me directly in the right nipple. This is said book. I can't make this shit up.
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It's the only time I ever want 13 inches. If it's cheese.
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Look at his little white socks 🐱🩷
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JimCook@JimCook.bsky.social @jimcook.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
She is the most perfect creature who walks the planet. Annatar, bringer of gifts. Those gifts include snuggles and violence. And this beautiful, perfect angy face that I am in love with.
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Maggie @courageousgirl2.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
THIS is my Sentiment
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Ren Elizabeth aka Marle @randomeyecandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'm still alive
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well
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Wally @therealbigwall.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Reminder that the full quote is, "The customer is always right *in matters of taste*." What this meant was that you shouldn't judge the customer's requests or what they want. It is now halved and used to justify trying to bully companies and employees when told "no".
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Bossy Muppet @bossymuppet.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
it's my favorite when people are Both "if you don't want to get arrested, don't break the law. Let the justice system do it's job!" AND "but he never stood a chance because the justice system is corrupt" Keep going, you're telling on yourselves. 💅🏼
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