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@bossmankebab.bsky.social
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Posting here to save my wife from having to listen to everything that comes into my brain

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How easy it is to make my son do something. Just repeatedly glaze him. What a smart and amazing boy you are. I'm amazed. Wow. Hey buddy. Newsflash. You better lock in or this world is going to crush you like a dried wasabi pea.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cannot enjoy staring out of the window on this late night taxi ride because the tablet is blaring adverts into my eyeballs and is unresponsive. We live in a fucking society bros jesus Christ fuck this dystopian shit.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If I saw two name Tommy getting kicked in the head id still wince at it
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Like is it not just distressing to see anybody being kicked in the head??? Repeatedly???
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Those same pinheads would not be so vocal if it was a white supremacist being kicked in the head.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
And because of that election that's round the corner. People will always find a way to choose some more severe response rather than to understand compassion
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
But the reaction is massively disproportionate. And it just speaks to the fact that they want to discredit the greens at every possible turn because the super rich are scared.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
All because he liked a post that said "maybe we shouldn't kick a man in the head when he's down and being tased" ???? Like probably it's okay to kick a guy in the head who has just murdered people and who still has a knife, but can you understand a little bit the perspective?
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
5 posts about Polanski on the main news story that is unrelated (see item 1)
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Coca cola big Mac Starbucks flavoured appeasement has arrived. This is the biggest slap in the face to literally everyone else I have ever seen. Ridiculous
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What the hell even is that
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Give Florida to Serbia actually
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sounds good. Might check it out
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
More great ideas from guys upstairs
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
There's something impersonal and boring about discovering artists through Spotify for me. Especially when their bio has limited information. I want to understand something about the band aside from the music and artistic choices on their page/album art that tells me about their story
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hayley Williams has got shit to say on her album apparently. Nice
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sorry I'm late to work this morning boss, the RNG gods were not on my side and I had to reset 3 times
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
There is an advert for crunchy roll on during a premier league match. Can't imagine that's a good use of the advertising budget
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I looked at the SUNO (AI music) subreddit and people are saying things like "I generated a song about the fact that my friends won't listen to the great AI music that I made and want to share with them. Why can't they see the light?" Truly, what we in the business call - a "bruh moment"
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It's "Hip" Tanaka btw
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Nothing more humiliating than thinking that a cover is the original version of the song. Curse my ignorance. I was not there at the birth of humanity and I deserve the penance of self immolation
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Why doesn't Spotify have the function to sort by studio albums without showing duplicates?
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Songs my 10 month old son would write if he had the ability to write songs: "If I can't put this air con remote in my mouth, then I don't wanna live on this world" "I want to put all the objects in this world in my mouth" "If you take this from my mouth, then I will scream" "Shrieking noise"
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I was expecting more of a big John type character, not whatever the hell this guy is doing
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Just to let you know the while evidence hits the headlines spectacularly of hamas fighters committing sexual violence during 7th October, there is an entire Wikipedia article documenting the same thing the other way right here! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_...
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If the immigration dudes are checking peoples phones for memes, why doesn't someone enter the US and just load up their phone with terabytes of sonic the hedgehog fan comics so the dude has to go through and read everything
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Fuck it: the US and UK are being led into more wars on behalf of zionists who have influence in the very highest echelons of power!
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I think the Club World Cup is exciting. To see teams from all over the world play each other and challenge our idea of euro dominance. It sucks that infantino has made it stink to high hell with his ego and money grabbing. As a "new" tournament, it should be free to watch to promote it
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
(Of course I meant exorbitant earlier)
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
But I fear the rebuttal would come that I am "anti-business". But can we , in our society, have a few essential companies where profit and making money is not the number one priority? These people are too powerful to allow this change I expect.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
They should be also given rules about what they can do with profits - reinvestment, saving to insure against future price hikes, paying decent wages and many other things should be higher priority than paying inexorbitant CEO salaries and dividends for leeches on the board. Is this unreasonable???
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Why are energy companies allowed to make such vast profits unchallenged? Not only should the essential industries (energy, transport, health care, etc) be nationalised, but there should be strict rules about what these companies should do with profits.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"23 Things they don't tell you about capitalism" is such an incredible book that fills me such a profound sense of frustration at the state of things. And this is a book from 15 years ago.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
So disappointed to be English today. For me, I don't want my government to be associated with a genocidal regime at all. For them, what sense does it make to get dragged into a conflict with an allied nation that continues to flout international law, ignites conflicts and also (again) GENOCIDE!
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I honestly didn't think malice and evil existed in the hearts of Americans to this degree
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The irony of reading every news article reporting that "Musk said that trump was in the Epstein files" and then following it up with "but these claims are without evidence" 1) the evidence is in the files 2) why don't we start footnoting all of trumps claims with the fact that he has no evidence?
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Talking about watching two guys go at it. Sure thing buddy, whatever you're into
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
And the executioner is just doing his job man
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sleep Token is a Imagine Dragons if all of their iconography was like a metal band and if they sometimes did breakdowns
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Lando Norris is so bad at lights out, like he can have an okay start or a bad start
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Where does it rank Geoff Jerstman
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I mean it's up to you, but if you reject everything of a certain topic that's not too your liking, it will close your mind. I hate trump and musk just as much as the next guy
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"Bad boy for life" just popped into my head and I didn't realise who wrote that song lol
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Its not what you think to be fair
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
He said he canvassed for bernie before and they want to lambast him. I have to remind myself that the Internet is never free of political bias and will always shoot (comments) first, read the full thing never.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Clarkson's Farm is such a warm comfort blanket of a TV show
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Nectar of the gods
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Probably an optimistic take on the situation, there will always be a "dominant strategy" in any sport or game defined by those at the top. Pessimistically we could see two sides just sitting deep and counter attacking each other every week
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Norman Reedus is a founding father of the USA in an alternate reality called X-Perience SIMyouLATION (sic.) He is haunted by people who died in the US CIVIL WAR 2 in our timeline. He must travel time in a DeLorean (movie reference) whilst listening to Duran Duran to save the world from ENDD.
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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Bass goes crazy
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