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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

How easy it is to make my son do something. Just repeatedly glaze him. What a smart and amazing boy you are. I'm amazed. Wow. Hey buddy. Newsflash. You better lock in or this world is going to crush you like a dried wasabi pea.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Cannot enjoy staring out of the window on this late night taxi ride because the tablet is blaring adverts into my eyeballs and is unresponsive. We live in a fucking society bros jesus Christ fuck this dystopian shit.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

5 posts about Polanski on the main news story that is unrelated (see item 1)

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Coca cola big Mac Starbucks flavoured appeasement has arrived. This is the biggest slap in the face to literally everyone else I have ever seen. Ridiculous

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

There's something impersonal and boring about discovering artists through Spotify for me. Especially when their bio has limited information. I want to understand something about the band aside from the music and artistic choices on their page/album art that tells me about their story

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Hayley Williams has got shit to say on her album apparently. Nice

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Sorry I'm late to work this morning boss, the RNG gods were not on my side and I had to reset 3 times

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

There is an advert for crunchy roll on during a premier league match. Can't imagine that's a good use of the advertising budget

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

I looked at the SUNO (AI music) subreddit and people are saying things like "I generated a song about the fact that my friends won't listen to the great AI music that I made and want to share with them. Why can't they see the light?" Truly, what we in the business call - a "bruh moment"

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Nothing more humiliating than thinking that a cover is the original version of the song. Curse my ignorance. I was not there at the birth of humanity and I deserve the penance of self immolation

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Why doesn't Spotify have the function to sort by studio albums without showing duplicates?

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Songs my 10 month old son would write if he had the ability to write songs: "If I can't put this air con remote in my mouth, then I don't wanna live on this world" "I want to put all the objects in this world in my mouth" "If you take this from my mouth, then I will scream" "Shrieking noise"

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Just to let you know the while evidence hits the headlines spectacularly of hamas fighters committing sexual violence during 7th October, there is an entire Wikipedia article documenting the same thing the other way right here! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_...

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

If the immigration dudes are checking peoples phones for memes, why doesn't someone enter the US and just load up their phone with terabytes of sonic the hedgehog fan comics so the dude has to go through and read everything

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Fuck it: the US and UK are being led into more wars on behalf of zionists who have influence in the very highest echelons of power!

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I think the Club World Cup is exciting. To see teams from all over the world play each other and challenge our idea of euro dominance. It sucks that infantino has made it stink to high hell with his ego and money grabbing. As a "new" tournament, it should be free to watch to promote it

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Why are energy companies allowed to make such vast profits unchallenged? Not only should the essential industries (energy, transport, health care, etc) be nationalised, but there should be strict rules about what these companies should do with profits.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

"23 Things they don't tell you about capitalism" is such an incredible book that fills me such a profound sense of frustration at the state of things. And this is a book from 15 years ago.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

So disappointed to be English today. For me, I don't want my government to be associated with a genocidal regime at all. For them, what sense does it make to get dragged into a conflict with an allied nation that continues to flout international law, ignites conflicts and also (again) GENOCIDE!

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

The irony of reading every news article reporting that "Musk said that trump was in the Epstein files" and then following it up with "but these claims are without evidence" 1) the evidence is in the files 2) why don't we start footnoting all of trumps claims with the fact that he has no evidence?

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Sleep Token is a Imagine Dragons if all of their iconography was like a metal band and if they sometimes did breakdowns

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Lando Norris is so bad at lights out, like he can have an okay start or a bad start

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

"Bad boy for life" just popped into my head and I didn't realise who wrote that song lol

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Clarkson's Farm is such a warm comfort blanket of a TV show

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

This is truly the clearest indicator of late stage capitalism so far. Coca Cola subscription service

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

If I had absurd wealth, I would found a game publishing company that invests in devs to make games that put fun at the front, abolishes bad practices in the industry, and doesn't have shareholders taking dividends so that profits can be reinvested and can reward staff for their hard work

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I really have fun with generating songs with AI tools. I couldn't care less about other people's AI songs, but I wrote the lyrics to mine and curated which ones to keep, so it feels fun to make an album of songs

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I really don't understand why the translations on the Shonen Jump official app have to take such a heavy handed editorial approach. Its recently been quite annoying for me when I've seen this done better by unpaid translators from 5 years ago.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Can't beat making a spag bol whilst drinking the red wine used to cook and listening to tunes

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

They changed the Donkey Kong design. Boycott nintendo, boycott japan, boycott everything

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Thomas the tank engine is now speaking with an American accent and it is extremely disappointing

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

I finished another 3 hr youtube video of a man building a house from the ground up. What am I to do with my life

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Man famous for making a career out of playing games criticises other games for being harmful. I think the statement needs more nuance, but this isn't it, Gareth. Many video games can help with literacy skills, puzzle solving skills, some motor skills including reaction times, and more.

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

My mother in law just doxxed the kamakura ramen owner to me and I will guard this information with my life. ...Okay who wants to know where it is

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Glassdoor freaking sucks dude. I don't want to contribute to your site to see stuff every like 3 years when I'm looking for a job and I definitely don't need your freaking app

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Severance S2 E3 is a British episode: The Stone Roses, The Who, Danger Mouse and a character with an English accent

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Also what the heck, this characters name was arteta and his kids were declan and kai hahaha

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I feel like a severance game would be very good. Run based, using the environment to find clues to escape and find multiple endings

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

The song "Kyoto" by Phoebe Bridgers reminds me of Napoli Apt considering the song is about her relationship with her father (I think anyway, it's certainly not about Kyoto) Great tune anyway

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I have been informed that there is a very low chance of this happening and I wish I bought a lottery ticket instead #pokemon #pokemontcg #tradingcards #wowie

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Isn't it amazing when Trump talks shit about other people? Like, buddy: 1) have you looked in the mirror recently? 2) have you reviewed your own achievements throughout life? I feel like I could make him cry if I really went for it

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Oh no, just when he fell off, drake drops an album of the soft lover boy singing ass drake with dreamy thick and luscious production. The beef has been a net positive for everybody

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

I sped through TOTK now I'm having to watch my wife slowly comb through everything I missed (except I have to do all the shrines) on her own save file

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Bernie is on an absolute tear on YouTube recently

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Of course Chris Wood scores 3 on the GW that I swapped him out in favour of players playing twice. Fucking fuck

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I eat kebabs @bossmankebab.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I was beating my chest like a gorilla to entertain my son and now I felt a low humming vibration coming from my chest. Let the records reflect that this is the reason for my death

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