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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Worst thing to happen at an orgy is to find out that you're a twin.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My buttocks, ranked: 1. Left 2. Right

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i'm a Theoretical Cosmetologist. It's my job to ask far-out questions about beauty and skin care.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

you hand a crappy acoustic guitar to the Edge to play "Louie Louie". He sues you.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I really like #Shriekback and the #ScreamingBlueMessiahs. I like expressing that in public from time to time.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Interesting fact: each star in the Seven Sisters constellation is named after one of the women mentioned in Lou Bega’s 1999 hit, “Mambo No. 5.”

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Don't blame California for this. PEople don't want them here either. Nice cheap shot, though.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Housesitting for a friend who has a grapefruit tree. Fresh grapefruit juice, tonic water, water, ice is as refreshing as eff.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Superfans of old Cray Supercomputers are known as "Cray Crays".

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the toilet tank is Apollonian, while the bowl is Dionysian. this is why toilets are perfect

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"What's that? Sorry! I just got these cornrows and I can't stop touching them. My client pleads guilty, your honor."

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

New episode of Hella Foggy is up. We pass judgment on Bay Area staples and each other. Will we ever agree on anything? Find out wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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Hella Foggy

Society & Culture Podcast · Updated Biweekly · Hella Foggy is a San Francisco Bay Area podcast where Greg (East Bay) and Wayne (the Peninsula) talk through the culture, history, and everyday strangene...

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

cold red grapes just cut through whatever bullshit you have going on in your mouth

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The new British PM is a fan of the Wedding Present. That's pretty cool.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

jesus christ, not this prick again.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Take a look! it’s in a book! you opened it, we came

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

let’s just do wigs for everyone. everyone gets some weird 1700s plague that makes them bald and we all wear wigs

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

mullets are ugly. seriously. they look dumb.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Episode 20, the Bay Area Music release! It’s the perfect listening companion for the Shoreline parking lot wait. Tune in wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i’m watching british film from the 80s called Babylon, about these young rastas running a sound system in London. Heavy patois and sprinkled with some cockney. it’s hard to follow, so i turn on the subtitles. here’s the extremely helpful result:

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

House of the Dragon is fine, but they need to get out of the house more, walk around and see some elves and shit.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Me and Wayne have a podcast called Hella Foggy and it's about growing up in Bay Area. And whadda know, a new episode dropped, Hella Visual! We cover the visual landscape of the Bay Area: buildings, logos, advertising, and more. Check it where you get your podcasts.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Plato's Allegory of the Cave, but the shadows all have visible boners.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Taking a cue from Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar, I'm creating a musical based on Leviticus. It's just a guy playing a minor chord on a piano, then reciting a law. It's four hours long.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

just found out that i share my birthday with Robyn. that made my day.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Being an orgy baby means Fathers Day leads to complicated feelings for me.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

he saw your picture, specifically the Pantene ad you did. He knows.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

pet sitting a dog and a cat. the dog is being a butthole. i’ve been trying to explain to him thst the three of us are all in the handsome friends club, but he’s still being a jerk to the cat.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I wrote a thing about Disco, its history and its life as a commodity. It turned out pretty good, I think. I'd love to hear your thoughts. itsjustthoughts.substack.com/p/the-mutant...

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The Mutant Floor

A short history of disco as system, commodity, and ancestor

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Say skoal to Max von Sydow or you will smell like surströmming for seven years.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I'm an award-winning creative director and copywriter — and I'm offering you a rare chance to cherish a custom invoice, crafted by yours truly. All you have to do is hire me, and I'll make sure your paperwork is as beautiful as your results. gregtommills.myportfolio.com

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"DJ KHALED! JOHN CAGE! 4'33" Y'ALL!"

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

New Episode Drop! We love the smell of Episode 17 in the morning. The aroma of giant seal lions, not so much. Take the Hella Foggy version of the Colbert Questionert with us wherever you get your podcasts.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I'm not a Rush superfan (Geddy Lee's line delivery on the McKenzie Brothers album is chef's kiss — "five bucks is five bucks") but man, I am inexplicably very happy for the new drummer, Anika Nilles. She had an impossible role to fill, and she filled it with aplomb.

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

And the LORD seized the wrist of his brother James , and the LORD lifted the hand of James, and began to strike James in the face with great force with James' own hand. And the LORD said, "Brother, why do you strike yourself in the face? I beseech thee to stop, for I am LORD.”

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Community AI Education & Inclusion: A Field Guide I’ve been poking around looking at what’s available in terms of community resources for AI education. Check it out below if you're interested. substack.com/home/post/p-...

substack.com

A Directory of AI Resources for Ordinary People. Share far and wide!

COMMUNITY AI EDUCATION, ACCESSIBILITY & EMPOWERMENT ORGANIZATIONS

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Dark Satanic Mills @boskod.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Still in the middle of a career transition — landing a gig takes longer than the savings account planned for. If you can help, or just pass this along, it means a lot. gofund.me/47634b7ba

gofund.me

Donate to Support Greg Through Career Transition, organized by Greg Mills

Hi, I'm Greg. I've been out of steady work for nearly two years. I'm a freelance… Greg Mills needs your support for Support Greg Through Career Transition

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