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NorCal travel airplanes caffeine and cats. Montana kid + hella Norwegian = melts in heat

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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 8h
Amazing and beautiful. Especially the grunge. 😍
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hill I'm willing to die on A promo is an ad so when I pay for ad-free and you play a promo that I have to skip before starting my next episode of The Mentalist, you are lying about being ad-free.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi, same
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Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons Laugh
ALT: Nelson Muntz Ha-Ha! Simpsons Laugh
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my biggest turn ons is continuity in a TV series.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What kind of alcohol goes with carrot juice?
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don't denegrate the DC-3 like that! America is more like a Comet 1 at best. Some potential and lots fanfair at the beginning but the pure hubris of its creators and leaders caused it to crash and burn and kill a bunch of people along the way.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The wing design and tail wheel engineering was tops. Plus reversers deployed before touch down? *chef kiss
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh. Oh my. 🥵
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cracked at CLISSING 😂
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hi hello hi
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
yes yes
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dennis the Menace!
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Final Destination 5 is the worst of the series.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Again, fuck fuck fuck 🔥🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Couple of times. One had a mild sedative from the vet and did just fine. Vet recommended baby Benadryl for the other. Under the seat, but no one seemed to mind if they popped heads out during flight. Highly recommend harness even with a carrier. It makes it easier to hold them through security.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
fuck fuck fuck 🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
........same 🙃
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Psych. I'm not serious at all.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In an fuck around and find out mood
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🥵🥵
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😍😍🔥🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Monkey Hug
Alt: Monkey Hug
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Even after all the crazy, this and Drop Dead Gorgeous will always make me a Kirstie Alley stan.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Cats in windows are my favorite
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
These are beautiful
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Present me just scooped it all into the closet for tomorrow me. But present me bought tomorrow me Sour Patch Kids so we should be square. 😂
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Congratulations!! 🎉 ✈️
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a stewardess in a blue and green uniform stands in a crowd of people
Alt: a stewardess in a blue and green uniform salutes in a crowd of people / Gwyneth Paltrow as Donna Jensen in A View From the Top
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Something about gay powered or whatever.
Man in glasses parked in Jeep after new haircut
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
must. touch. 🥵
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
😍😍
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Proud ❤️
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
All the time. And also clicking on an article but it's just a video. 🤬
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Amazing space! Nighthawks is one of my favorites and Bob's Burgers makes it even better.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's entertaining enough and a good show to put on in the background. Plus Rob Lowe can still get it.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yes, me, anytime, all the time 😘
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I accidentally had tequila at Drag night
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"Neurologically spicy"
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh no...don't do thattttt 😂
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I can see it
Luke as Beldar from Coneheads. He's a "pilot"

Coneheads is a 1993 American science-fiction comedy film released by Paramount Pictures. It is produced by Lorne Michaels, directed by Steve Barron, and stars Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, and Michelle Burke. The film is based on the NBC Saturday Night Live comedy sketches about aliens stranded on Earth, who have Anglicized their Remulakian surname "Clorhone" to "Conehead".

They have tall conical heads.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Felt 🙃
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They definitely made it easier to fit two 🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
😍😍
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🥵🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Nah, fire 😘🔥
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fucking stunner 🔥🥵
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Fuck 🥵😍
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Wooooffff 🔥🥵
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
🔥 yessir
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I mean, twist my arm (hand)
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