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NorCal travel airplanes caffeine and cats. Montana kid + hella Norwegian = melts in heat

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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of my biggest turn ons is continuity in a TV series.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What kind of alcohol goes with carrot juice?
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Final Destination 5 is the worst of the series.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Psych. I'm not serious at all.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In an fuck around and find out mood
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Something about gay powered or whatever.
Man in glasses parked in Jeep after new haircut
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I accidentally had tequila at Drag night
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Did a weekend of work that's not my job but will make my job better so I'm calling it a win.
Blond man with a beard, black rimmed glasses, and maroon Portland shirt over a yellowish orange kitchen background. His fist is on his face and he looks TIRED.Same blond man with a beard, black rimmed glasses, and maroon Portland shirt over a yellowish orange kitchen background. His fist is on his face and he looks TIRED, but at least he's smiling this time.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No matter the platform, Paramount+ is always the worst streaming app.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Yes, all the yes.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"Working"
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
due to personal reasons AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, thank you
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Wellbutrin - answering that age old question of if you would rather be depressed or slightly less depressed but also sweaty.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Presented without comment, but drink in hand
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Amen 👐
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Today was a hell of a day so tonight we're disappointing the D.A.R.E. lion and taking silly photos.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
My phone's privacy screen is earning its keep on a Friday.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just saying
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Your Twunky Neighbor✨ @kaynforyou.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Guys who look innocent and get shy easily will do the freakiest things with u in bed. Just saying
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I mean...
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Kronk Point GIF
Alt: Angel Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove telling regular Kronk that Devil Kronk is correct, saying "No, no, he's got a point."
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
WHO GAVE ME THIS LAST NIGHT!??
Printout of Jonathan Bailey as Tim Laughlin from Fellow Travelers being told to "drink your milk" while being all dirty about it.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Let's say lumberjack
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Bob's Burgers season 4 still holds up as on of my favorites.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Not taking the chance. Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Scrolling through butts while waiting. 🍑 #HumpDay reminder to get tested regularly
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Absolutely feral this week
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Y'all are great. Thanks for the fun. Until the next time I have stout. 😂
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Throwback to 2012. The world didn't end and I still made Lieutenant before Harry Kim.
Lieutenant Brian at dressed in Star Trek command red at the 2012 Las Vegas Star Trek convention
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Rolled twice just to be sure and... 🤷🏼🔪
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
y'all. i'm supposed to be working. but the timelines are conspiring.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
It's raining and I don't mind the rain hair. (in other words, I forgot an umbrella)
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Monday. Again.
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Rain makes me happy
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This week has already kicked my ass, but at least there are cats in the world
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This Friday is taking too long
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
The three day weekend wasn't quite long enough
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Finally
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Halfway there
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br @bortsamp.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Here we go.
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