Alt: a purple background with the words girls5eva written in pink letters

Alt: Thanos sitting with text " i finally rest " and " watch the sunrise on a grateful universe "

Alt: Uncredited Matt Damon cameo in Eurotrip

Alt: Chris Pine playing a lute.

Alt: a green circle with a white tick inside of it

Alt: Star Trek bridge crew being tossed about

Your imaginary audience has a note taped to them: “I can’t read. I can’t talk. I don’t care about stories, plots or characters. What do you have for me?”