BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I played the new Castlevania demo, and I didn't really care for it, which is fine, I haven't liked any Castlevania games, I was always unlikely to be the target audience. But at least it got me to replay Bloodstained, the only truly great (or even good) castlevania-like 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026had to call the vet to schedule the first appointment with me and the wifey's new kitten we get next week. And the vet misspelled my name as fucking "zoy" I'm pissed 130
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)Elena T. ⚢ @nekocharms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wizardry should be mandatory reading for every RPG enthusiast. 052
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026story time: The first time I visited my gf's place when we had just started dating, the first thing I noticed was her massive OLED TV, and I immediately got somewhat turned off, but then I noticed her CRT TV and basically went "Hold up, she knows ball" and fell even more in love with her 130
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lathe_o... had me like 031
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Decided to hop on the my 9 games trend, these are unfortunately the 9 games that shaped who I am today, I still love a lot of them, but I'm not as proud of all of them at this point 051
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I also made an alignment chart exclusively with Final Fantasy games this morning, just to show what I mean. Anyway, FF7 is not traditional turn based, end of story 041
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Made this turn based alignment chart with the wifey yesterday cuz I kept getting annoyed at ATB being called turnbased or traditional turnbased, so enjoy 031
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today is my 4 year HRT anniversary. I would post a cunty picture to go along with that, but I had to get up at 6am, and I'm too tired to serve right now 131
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The resident evil movie was good, especially for a video game adaptation. However, somehow it's still not even the best movie adaptation of a japanese survival horror video game. Shout out my GOAT Fatal Frame (2014) !!!!!!! 140
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Nine to Five was soooo good, too bad it ends on the note of "the bad boss gets kidnapped by savage tribesmen in the amazon". That part kinda soured me a bit on it, really went from a 10 to a 9 because of that 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I haven't even read this manga, I don't know these girls. Felt compelled to make this though 062
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026can't make this shit up 031
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This Nintendo direct is making me angry, why’d they have to announce 3-4 games I’m gonna play within the next 6 months, that’s too many, I’m never getting through my backlog like this 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can they please just cancel the ocarina of time remake, this is pure evil, the world will be a worse place with this remake in it. Please Nintendo 010
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Checked my drafts and this was the only thing in them.. I don't even remember writing this. It's true though 230
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it may just be because I'm danish so I'm more aware of him, but I'm getting so sick of all of the Mads Mikkelsen fans on the english speaking internet, like sure, yes, he's a fine actor, but he's also a conservative transphobe. But people don't care about that part because they find him hot 121
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026we need an FDR of the left 221
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Being a masters student in 2026 is so fucking depressing, we’re doing external business cases/projects this semester, and I swear almost every single case is just “how can we use genAI in our company?”. FUCK, don’t, god, just ask me to do actual research instead shilling AI, I hate this 030
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Pocket Dogs (GBA, 2005) 31385473
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026well, my big thoughts on gamescom: Fuck Microsoft, Fuck AI, Fuck Israel. Keep boycotting! 121
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)Ellie Anhedonia (but spooky) 🐇🏳️⚧️🌸 @fuyusoft.neocities.org · 25/08/2026Gamescom time! It's yet another big games showcase, time to get reminded how many "progressives" conveniently forgot/ignore BDS whenever their favourite scrunglo is on screen! 092
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026my wife is mad at me because she just learned that I do in fact like coleslaw and the reason I don't eat any when we have it is just because she likes it more so I want her to have it,, 050
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026watched digimon our war game with the wifey tonight, and tell me why Koushiro just dropped this banger line with no prior context about this government level hacker 10 year old 140
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026princess x scheming vizier who is actually a dominant woman crossdressing as a man to get the kings respect yuri,,, is this anything? 151
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Skyrim, Signalis, Witcher 3, Mario Odyssey, Breath of the wild, Ocarina of Time, Enter the Gungeon, Stardew Valley, Hollow Knight, Oblivion, Bayonetta, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 9, Terraria, GTA 5, Doom (2016) 121
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶).·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 09/08/2026yeah im AGP, A Good Puppy 38515
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I also love doing funny quizzes 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Screen name idea for doggirls in stem: Air Bud Einstein 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I have now been a digimon fan for 2 weeks, so it's about time I post my top 3 GOATed digimon: 1. Gaomon 2. Wormmon 3. Dracomon Will not be taking any notes... will probably change when I get further into the anime and games though, just wanted to shout out my cute little gang 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026type of friends I'm trying to have 030
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I've been thinking everyone, do you think dentists are more likely on average to be into oral sex, or do you think they'd be less likely cuz it's like mixing work and pleasure ?? 🤔 010
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026golf is a humiliation ritual practiced by the elites to keep their Illuminati-ass freemason-ass followers in line. It's a glorified hazing ritual for the 1% 120
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026oh no, I'll be sure to not do that then, thanks 030
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 27/07/2026many of you 2300102
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I poked myself in the eye and my wife went "why are you so dumb?", and when I made horrible whimpering noises in return she asked if it was my good or my bad eye,,,,, and when I told her the bad one, she just said "it doesn't matter then"...... MY EYE !! 030
Reposted by BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)Ellie Anhedonia (but spooky) 🐇🏳️⚧️🌸 @fuyusoft.neocities.org · 06/03/2026GF: Dragon Drake- no, wait, just Drake: "you used to call me on my scale phone" 011
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026yea girlie your cock is nice and all, but have you seen gaomon? 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Digimon story (world ds) is so fire 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Custom eyes Customise Costumed mice 030
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026was casually watching some of l'inferno (1911) and it's crazy cuz like, they didn't have ANY cgi back then, they actually just found a dude this big, like that's crazy, he's like 20 feet tall 051
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026plato was a sick fuck for what he did to those guys in the cave 020
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It’s stairwell or the bearwell! I’m gonna throw you into a well full of bears if you don’t take the stairs right now, like it’s a dragon quest type well with a bigass room at the bottom but it’s full of like 20 hibernating bears. They’re gonna kill you 021
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I never really understood why so many socialists and anarchists like ghost in the shell, like it always strikes me as such a copaganda piece, like all the social commentary just feels like its saying “we just need good cops to fix the broken system” and “cops good, bureaucracy bad” 000
BoredCynic🏳️⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026it must fucking suck to be lactose intolerant but into drinking breast milk, I guess maybe it's fine if you're also into scat play. 2 for 1 👀, chat is this anything? 000