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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶)

@boredcynic.bsky.social
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(she/her | she/it when puppy) Hi, I'm Zoe. Trans puppygirl and political activist 🚩 I'm into horror things, JRPGs and nerd shit ❤ @fuyusoft.neocities.org's girlfriend ✨

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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I played the new Castlevania demo, and I didn't really care for it, which is fine, I haven't liked any Castlevania games, I was always unlikely to be the target audience. But at least it got me to replay Bloodstained, the only truly great (or even good) castlevania-like
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had to call the vet to schedule the first appointment with me and the wifey's new kitten we get next week. And the vet misspelled my name as fucking "zoy" I'm pissed
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Elena T. ⚢ @nekocharms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wizardry should be mandatory reading for every RPG enthusiast.
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
story time: The first time I visited my gf's place when we had just started dating, the first thing I noticed was her massive OLED TV, and I immediately got somewhat turned off, but then I noticed her CRT TV and basically went "Hold up, she knows ball" and fell even more in love with her
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lathe_o... had me like
polly-o string cheese commercial where the text is altered to "Hey Fred Gimme an Ursula K. Le Guin adaptation" to which the man at the counter answers "Lathe of heaven coming right up" the kid then says "And hold the plot and minor characters" which the man repeats back as a question, the kid then adds "and hold the philosophical underpinnings" which the man again repeats and then calls out "Hey Jimmy gimme a 2002 film starring James Caan and Lukas Haas" and immediately once again says "Lathe of heaven coming right up" except the year 2002 is edited onto the textbox. After this two new panels are added, one where the man at the counter looks at the kid and says "I'm Jimmy" and one that is a zoomed in picture of the kid's face
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Decided to hop on the my 9 games trend, these are unfortunately the 9 games that shaped who I am today, I still love a lot of them, but I'm not as proud of all of them at this point
My 9 Games: the 9 games that shaped who I am. Tetris, Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, Silent Hill 2, EarthBound, Dragon Quest XI S, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, Osu!, Dishonored
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also made an alignment chart exclusively with Final Fantasy games this morning, just to show what I mean. Anyway, FF7 is not traditional turn based, end of story
Turn Based Alignment Chart: X-axis; Combat purist, neutral and rebel. Y-axis; Structure purist , neutral , rebel .
Combat and Structure purist: Final Fantasy Tactics
Combat neutral, Structure purist: Crystal Defenders Vanguard Storm
Combat rebel, Structure purist: Crystal Defenders
Combat purist and Structure neutral: Final Fantasy
Combat neutral, Structure neutral: Final Fantasy Record Keeper
Combat rebel, Structure neutral: Dissidia Final Fantasy
Combat purist and Structure rebel: Final Fantasy X
Combat neutral, Structure rebel: Final Fantasy VII
Combat rebel, Structure rebel: Final Fantasy XVI
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made this turn based alignment chart with the wifey yesterday cuz I kept getting annoyed at ATB being called turnbased or traditional turnbased, so enjoy
Turn Based Alignment Chart: X-axis; Combat purist, neutral and rebel. Y-axis; Structure purist , neutral , rebel .
Combat and Structure purist: Rogue
Combat neutral, Structure purist: The Oregon Trail
Combat rebel, Structure purist: Total War Shogun 2
Combat purist and Structure neutral: House of necrosis
Combat neutral, Structure neutral: Final Fantasy Record Keeper
Combat rebel, Structure neutral: Soulcalibur VI
Combat purist and Structure rebel: Divinity Original Sin II
Combat neutral, Structure rebel: Final Fantasy VII
Combat rebel, Structure rebel: Dark Souls Remastered
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is my 4 year HRT anniversary. I would post a cunty picture to go along with that, but I had to get up at 6am, and I'm too tired to serve right now
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The resident evil movie was good, especially for a video game adaptation. However, somehow it's still not even the best movie adaptation of a japanese survival horror video game. Shout out my GOAT Fatal Frame (2014) !!!!!!!
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nine to Five was soooo good, too bad it ends on the note of "the bad boss gets kidnapped by savage tribesmen in the amazon". That part kinda soured me a bit on it, really went from a 10 to a 9 because of that
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I haven't even read this manga, I don't know these girls. Felt compelled to make this though
Green yuri (The guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all (tgswiiwagaa)) manga panel of the black haired girl singing "I love you, bitch! I ain't going never stop lovin' you, bitch!" to the blonde girl
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fixed
The quote posted post edited to being "Wizardry good"
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can't make this shit up
steam page showing that user transgender manhater cafe added 2 things to their library: Wizardry 6 and Wizardry 7
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This Nintendo direct is making me angry, why’d they have to announce 3-4 games I’m gonna play within the next 6 months, that’s too many, I’m never getting through my backlog like this
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can they please just cancel the ocarina of time remake, this is pure evil, the world will be a worse place with this remake in it. Please Nintendo
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Checked my drafts and this was the only thing in them.. I don't even remember writing this. It's true though
draft reading "John Carpenter couldn't suck half of Wes Cravens nut. Respectfully."
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
no context vn
"Look me in the eye and tell me that if your wife turned into a baby, you'd love her just the same!"
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it may just be because I'm danish so I'm more aware of him, but I'm getting so sick of all of the Mads Mikkelsen fans on the english speaking internet, like sure, yes, he's a fine actor, but he's also a conservative transphobe. But people don't care about that part because they find him hot
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we need an FDR of the left
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Being a masters student in 2026 is so fucking depressing, we’re doing external business cases/projects this semester, and I swear almost every single case is just “how can we use genAI in our company?”. FUCK, don’t, god, just ask me to do actual research instead shilling AI, I hate this
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pocket Dogs (GBA, 2005)
A dog is looking at you and text reads, "It's okay to be sad..."
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well, my big thoughts on gamescom: Fuck Microsoft, Fuck AI, Fuck Israel. Keep boycotting!
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Ellie Anhedonia (but spooky) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️🌸 @fuyusoft.neocities.org · 25/08/2026
Gamescom time! It's yet another big games showcase, time to get reminded how many "progressives" conveniently forgot/ignore BDS whenever their favourite scrunglo is on screen!
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my wife is mad at me because she just learned that I do in fact like coleslaw and the reason I don't eat any when we have it is just because she likes it more so I want her to have it,,
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
big if true
"walks are great for mental stimulation but they don't engage a puppy's muscles nearly to the same degree that play time does with other puppies."
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
watched digimon our war game with the wifey tonight, and tell me why Koushiro just dropped this banger line with no prior context about this government level hacker 10 year old
subtitles of koushiro saying "A middle school student in Taiwan who hacked into the Pentagon just told me..."
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
princess x scheming vizier who is actually a dominant woman crossdressing as a man to get the kings respect yuri,,, is this anything?
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
me and the wifey
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Skyrim, Signalis, Witcher 3, Mario Odyssey, Breath of the wild, Ocarina of Time, Enter the Gungeon, Stardew Valley, Hollow Knight, Oblivion, Bayonetta, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 9, Terraria, GTA 5, Doom (2016)
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 09/08/2026
yeah im AGP, A Good Puppy
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I also love doing funny quizzes
SexValues sexvalues.github.io v0.3 (broken, still)
Attraction: Feminine-leaning 64.3% Feminine
Sex Drive: High 71.9% Hyper
Dominance Axis: Submissive 100% Submissive
Deviance Axis: Deviant 82.1% Deviant
Affection Axis: Exclusive 100% Affection
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Screen name idea for doggirls in stem: Air Bud Einstein
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have now been a digimon fan for 2 weeks, so it's about time I post my top 3 GOATed digimon: 1. Gaomon 2. Wormmon 3. Dracomon Will not be taking any notes... will probably change when I get further into the anime and games though, just wanted to shout out my cute little gang
Gaomon from digimonwormmon from digimonDracomon from digimon
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
type of friends I'm trying to have
textbox reading "You got Keyword 'Police-Hating Hacker'!"
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I've been thinking everyone, do you think dentists are more likely on average to be into oral sex, or do you think they'd be less likely cuz it's like mixing work and pleasure ?? 🤔
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
golf is a humiliation ritual practiced by the elites to keep their Illuminati-ass freemason-ass followers in line. It's a glorified hazing ritual for the 1%
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
oh no, I'll be sure to not do that then, thanks
textbox reading "If you ask around, you'll hear stories 'bout the 'white boy'..."
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lrp MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
many of you
using puppy
puppy is famous for its ease of use
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I poked myself in the eye and my wife went "why are you so dumb?", and when I made horrible whimpering noises in return she asked if it was my good or my bad eye,,,,, and when I told her the bad one, she just said "it doesn't matter then"...... MY EYE !!
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Ellie Anhedonia (but spooky) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️🌸 @fuyusoft.neocities.org · 06/03/2026
GF: Dragon Drake- no, wait, just Drake: "you used to call me on my scale phone"
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
yea girlie your cock is nice and all, but have you seen gaomon?
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Digimon story (world ds) is so fire
The player character from Digimon world ds saying “I can be friends with the Digimon?”The player character from digimon world ds saying “I hope this is the way to the union”Poyomon is born!!!Gabumon saying “I’m in charge of weapons, armor…”
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Custom eyes Customise Costumed mice
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
was casually watching some of l'inferno (1911) and it's crazy cuz like, they didn't have ANY cgi back then, they actually just found a dude this big, like that's crazy, he's like 20 feet tall
frame from l'inferno where a very big man playing the devil is eating a person while two people watch
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
plato was a sick fuck for what he did to those guys in the cave
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s stairwell or the bearwell! I’m gonna throw you into a well full of bears if you don’t take the stairs right now, like it’s a dragon quest type well with a bigass room at the bottom but it’s full of like 20 hibernating bears. They’re gonna kill you
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I never really understood why so many socialists and anarchists like ghost in the shell, like it always strikes me as such a copaganda piece, like all the social commentary just feels like its saying “we just need good cops to fix the broken system” and “cops good, bureaucracy bad”
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BoredCynic🏳️‍⚧️ (cynic in the dog way 🐶) @boredcynic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
it must fucking suck to be lactose intolerant but into drinking breast milk, I guess maybe it's fine if you're also into scat play. 2 for 1 👀, chat is this anything?
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