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Alistair Gordon

@borderbloke.bsky.social
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Old fella bumbling about the Shropshire/Wales border.

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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's what she said etc etc....
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Would it upset you if I said I'd met her?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're barely awake to be fair to them...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope so.....should have been live today so obviously it's really sunny....
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting solar panels fitted, and fair to say, it isn't going well.... Has @harrymcnally.bsky.social sent NBD out on loan?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes,.....but when?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Clouded Yellow
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your nephew is probably in there..
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Where in Oxford is this?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I beg your pardon?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can confirm he was an absolute tosser and wrong un
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Escaping to Colditz....bit of a first?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Needs more peas
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A win win situation then
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anfield.....
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah...it's the age of the Sky Sports fan....don't win for 2 games = crisis
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Formby?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
His birthday.....no specs on
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an Everton fan, we've seen it for years...it's the various blerts running the club who haven't...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very surprised to see @captainflack.bsky.social wasn't ruined by #fuckoffeverton
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Us visiting a major tourist destination, of course there was...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Our lads quote of the holiday.. "Fair play, the Catholics do have more interesting churches" *Us Protestants** up to no good as usual **Athiests
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The massive queue suggested that
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Revolutionary biscuits of Italy,rise up out of your box..."
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Same here. Mrs G speaks German but even she some difficulty with Austrian/German
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's amazing. Sorry to see you're having a shitty time
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Malcesine, and a trip to the Dolomites. Amazing trip and interesting mix of Austrian influence with the Italian
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Verona, well worth a visit
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lake Garda and Venice ....filing it under quite nice* *amazing
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Fast Show: Which Was Nice
ALT: Fast Show: Which Was Nice
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's tremendous.
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She lets the English Boys make their own choices....or something...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As in Despair of shoes are shite?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You ten pin bowling?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just done the classic tip heavily to get rid of the holiday cash....only for the bar owner to return with complimentary Grappa and Limoncello....
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel I should recognise it, but where is that?
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lake Garda (a)....I shall miss this place...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beautiful
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@icelandcricket.bsky.social One of your hats stopping me getting a burnt head in Venice yesterday
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coughs...Danger UXB...
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Will raise my Lake Garda can to your brother. There's a Vespa shop up the road....I'll get a photo tomorrow
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's nicer now it's stopped raining
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I won, that is all that matters
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want a promise I'll see one when I next come... Currently on the shores of Lake Garda, Cormorants in abundance..
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to say Ospreys....but do they stop at the Centre
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shudders.....
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This vet clinic has a resident nurse cat named Rico, and he takes his job seriously with every injured kitten that comes in.
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Strangely I don't fancy a pasty..
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Alistair Gordon @borderbloke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's ruined my Fridays...
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