It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 14hAt the local New Jersey Ocktoberfest and they’re just playing the Rocky Theme on repeat. I love wops 100
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Running out the door in the morning with a nicotine patch in my mouth like an anime girl on the way to the unemployment office 031
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Really gotta put the Mii Swordfighter or whatever in Civ VI 020
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t think I’d ever buy HelloFresh but if they ever stopped giving Ian money I would certainly become a problem for their company. 160
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Typing “I saw a one eyed deer today am I Navajo?” into Google AI after five Voodoo Ranger tallboys 030
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think it’s about time that we admit Dave Matthews Band was good 420
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026GTA more like Get That Ass over here dinner is ready and I don’t want it to get cold and I already had to microwave it once 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Couldn’t do Stand and Deliver in New England. “How do I reach these fuckin shitteds?” just isn’t as endearing 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I keep forgetting to pack shorts for the gym so I just buy more, but I’m getting dangerously close to the threshold on the mesh shorts ownership scale between “likes cardio” and “needs metformin” 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 19/08/2026There’s a fine line with nicotine patches between quitting an addiction and flavor blasting the addiction 010
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I think the new X-men movie should reveal a little baby at the end and it’s magneto 220
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fully prepared to butcher speaking French in Canada like none have ever accomplished thanks to my fat fingers 230
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I stick my dino down that and call it thoracic park 020
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Stopped taking Zoloft so to make up for it I’ve been dubbing days like this “Matisyahu Nights” 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Telling Toria that American Yaoi exists as I turn on Band of Brothers 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Hey @nickolaiboulton.com in Halo: Campaign Evolved, will we be getting the sex scene between Sgt Johnson and ONI operative Jilan Al-Cygni from the Contact Harvest novel? I feel it’s very important for people to know that even super soldiers can nut too fast. This is canon 130
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Yeah I grew up in an orphanage for protagonists. My dad was betrayed by the Thieves Guild and my mom died from lack of character development 020
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Gonna be late for a flight tomorrow because @tortots.bsky.social needs to know more about Vegeta (she has seen all of Dragon Ball) 020
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Manifesting having a house as clean as my Dad said GG Allin’s was. 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Man it would be sick to see Biggie list more consoles on Juicy 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Hey @timplatt.bsky.social are you doing any shows on the 8-9th of May? Taking a trip to NY and you’re above the M&M store 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Everyone cares about “Baby shoes never worn” but no one gives any respect to the second saddest poem, “Lost dog sign, sun bleached”. 010
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 12/04/2026XFL should’ve been the XGPA tour instead. Fights on the green, McIlroy literally choking instead of figuratively, etc. 010
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 07/03/2026For the shitheads that like Dandadan on.soundcloud.com/6IcBxHZth6Kf...soundcloud.comAnime Bullshit SongI had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls 210
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 22/02/2026One of my most loved @secretsleepoversociety.com shirts. Unfortunately I sat in the chairs and drank both beers 100
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 11/12/2025My mom called a bacon melt a grilled cheese so I ran her car into the side of the house and put this classic on the TVyoutu.beYou People Make Me SickYouTube video by Super Samicom 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 03/11/2025“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne 240
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time. 020
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my catsoundcloud.comAnime Bullshit SongI had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls 000
Reposted by It’s SamDuke Williams @dukewilliams.bsky.social · 13/10/2025It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest. There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love! 054
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 19/09/2025My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air. 120
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 17/09/2025My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi (she’s asking for the working PS5 controller) 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condonobits.lambertfuneralhome.comMark James Condon Obituary August 26, 2025 - Lambert Funeral HomeView Mark James Condon's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook. 040
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis 130
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 16/08/2025I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately 110
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 15/07/2025His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody 000
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Just told a coworker that I grew up with “Anglo-Saxon” games instead of just saying “not sega” 130
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch 030
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime 050
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know 040
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 21/06/2025This next track is for bringing home bodacious babes on.soundcloud.com/qPscqMVBgUzB...on.soundcloud.comSnakewayMusic A make good music B child into music C 010
It’s Sam @bordeauxlands.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I had a coworker years ago that said I looked like Casey Neistat and ever seen then I’ve flirted with driving off a very high bridge 130
