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BonkFronkCassin

@bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social
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I hit people with padded sticks and occasionally make things for fun. I also make things for money but that won't appear here.

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 3h
Your jawline was always built for this
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 16h
I really have noticed a drop in right-wing and pro-Russia narratives since the Yandex strikes started. Hats off to the drone team for improving the entire internet!
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 23h
Wait wait wait, do women not get hunger pain? What the fuck even is hunger without physical discomfort?
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not in my neck of the woods, no. If you give people a time and you're not ready for guests by then, that's on you. Probably varies by region though.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This marks the first time the AFU has directly improved my quality of life. Love it, hope they hit 'em again
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
About as dignified as a fat 50ft ass can be, I suppose
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just me, or is it a running theme in fascist circles to enormously underestimate how pissed off your victims are going to be?
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They're comfy as fuck and stupid simple to make
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Listening to the debate between Troy Jackson and Susan Collins and oh my fucking god she has RFK voice. What the fuck, this is going to be miserable
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 09/10/2026
arstechnica.com
AI coding agents generate more code, but not more software
Study finds coding efficiency gains get "absorbed" by human review "bottleneck."
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know you IRL and I don't like to tell people what to do with their bodies but you're hot and funny and lots of people don't have either of those things
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AS A NON-DUMBASS AMERICAN I FEEL LIKE A NORMAL PERSON LIVING IN A METH LAB AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S WORSE
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know goddamn well he can't kickflip. He's still probably in the top 5% among Senators just for getting on one more than once though
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mark Kelley is bad at skateboarding, but is probably still better than your senator
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What if she meant it that way
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're both hot AF, I'm good either way
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
However, should this precedent be turned against him for his treasonous speech, I am not only going to watch it, but I will watch funny remixes of it too.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If "stalemate" is the pro-Russia spin on it now, I have a lot of hope. Ukraine's getting close to that 50k/month figure for casualties inflicted too.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm more worried about the senate than the governorship, so please, Iowans, vote and get your friends to vote!
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vulpix3337.bsky.social @vulpix3337.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ghost number 8 is litwick~ Such a cutie I used ohuhu Alcohol markers and bic pen
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have done this and it is neither as bad as one might fear nor as good as one might hope
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Glass of water?
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me: Aight I'm gonna have a thirsty thursday but I'm not gonna get too carried away, still gotta get up at ass o'clock tomorrow My boss: Hey so we gotta start at least two hours late tomorrow for insurance reasons
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What can we do about it?
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still pretty sure the Trump people don't have the CIA wrangled in any useful way, that's nice
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the perspective of the people who make it happen, fascism is actually more about robbing the working class than the horrific terror and death it inflicts.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The baby has started crying when I leave for work. I don't think anyone has ever loved me this much and I don't think I have ever loved someone like that. It's a lot. But it also means he may have an easier time being human than I did, which is even bigger. Big day, emotionally.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been led to believe that while it's extremely fatal, it's not super contagious. The russian government is a great candidate for bungling things hard enough for this to take off, but I'm kinda expecting it to kill like ten people, tops.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Something anti-Trump Republicans need to understand is that what the Trump administration is doing is what the Republican party has been trying to achieve since Reagan. This is what being ruled by conservatives is like. This is what it has always been like.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You wouldn't even need the gun, the drones are already equipped with shrapnel charges designed to shred containers. Just a couple extra standard drones.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alright, this kind of shit is usually not a coincidence. I suspect fuckery.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
George Adam Gaydudewicz United States, World War II Draft Registration Cards, 1942
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, the Iranians will NOT be attacking the US mainland at all, because they're really hoping the war ends after the midterms and they won't give Trump any more political capital.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump would really love for Iran to destroy cities in California, because it would incite support for his insane war and remove millions of opposition voters. Doesn't go any deeper than that, it would save him.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I'm pretty sure she has had other veto days too. Kelly Ayotte has done a decent job of presenting herself as a moderate this past year. I'm not sure how much it's what she believes in and how much it's just trying to keep her seat, but it's apparently working out for her.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think we've had a number of Republican governors who can at least present a veneer of doing their own thing that isn't super tied to partisan politics. As for Ayotte specifically, I was in the room when she vetoed a pile of insane bullshit from our Republican state legislature.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can very easily be both of these things. There is no misreading here.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our state legislature is loaded with extremist carpetbaggers and Kelly Ayotte has gained some substantial credibility as a moderate by vetoing a lot of their insane bullshit. It does not redeem her in my eyes, but I guess it does in some. Also, Warmington has had a pretty weak campaign.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It wants the toy
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Looks good, but I'll be the millionth to say it one way or another. This is an all-hands-on-deck moment. Turnout can overcome several polling points and our democracy favors rural voters. We flip the House or we go the way of Russia.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is probably accelerated a lot by the fact that trans girls tend to be huge nerds
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Zelda or Midna treating Link like Stahli treats Bingus would go hard
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's plainly visible in Russia versus Ukraine today. I think there was a reason the USSR centered its nuclear and space programs in Ukraine and it hasn't changed.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably mostly misread the question or clicked the wrong button, but there are some special people out there, and fortunately they appear to be quite rare.
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mushrooms detected
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Diseases are the scammers of the microscopic world
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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This month, Russia paid forty-six thousand casualties for negative eighty square kilometers of Ukrainian land. Good trade, Putin remains a master strategist.
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