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Blaine

@bonispoints.bsky.social
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Lawyer, New Orleans and St. Louis Sports Sufferer

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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Really hope Tulane realizes how big a mistake Will Hall because all the programs momentum is gone
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Talarico get an ad in there while Trump ruins the game audio
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It feels deeply wrong to watch college kickers consistently hit 50 yarders. We used to be a proper country with special teams issues.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Moving guy: “so did you pack it like that?” Me: 🤨
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Clair de lune came on the radio just as I was driving away from the courthouse after my last day and it turns out my car has sprinklers who knew.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Baez is gonna get banned from baseball for competitive integrity. It’s just not fair.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
2 weeks left in my term so now everytime I walk out the courthouse door it plays the sad Hannah Montana transition music
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bowser is the Reba McEntire of giant evil fire breathing turtles.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Preemptively putting this in my top 5 law related movies. Sorry Erin Brokovich
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s been an honor to pausa de hidratacion with you all
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not enough muppets if you ask me
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Battle for the Rag returns! Now to pray the next 4 years of realignment and other chaos don’t ruin it.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There is no graceful way to eat a good peach.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Always a little nerve wracking asking my sister who’s a dentist for advice. In the back of your head you’re always thinking “what if she’s the 1 out of 10 dentist”
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I had to do it
Photo of Jay eating Duke’s Mayo from a jar while Douglas looks on

Pausa de hidratación
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 02/07/2026
What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People from Louisiana and Canada think this is normal and everyone else thinks we're insane.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Still no one using the super secret greatest penalty technique: lacing it straight down the center
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Always funny when a striker has to be like “damn dude that was a really great tackle respect”
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Remember Cash Cab. Uber killed the hope that you’ll get into a vehicle and be thrust into an impromptu trivia game show. It’s sad really.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Need to have my phone off silent so I don’t miss any calls today and some of these notifications make the wildest sounds that prior to now have likely never been heard.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No Word when I write “in opposition to the motion” a better word for opposition is not “contrast”.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So what kind of boxes are the SCOTUS boxes we always here about? Is it just a cardboard box they’re carrying copies around in or is it like a fun box with a design?
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
There’s a slim band of ideal roadtrip weather. You don’t want it to be so bad that it’s unsafe but you also don’t want it to be such nice weather that’s you’d rather be outside than stuck in the car all day. Today is unfortunately very nice weather.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yes that’s the Doobie Brothers
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Running for office with my sole position to make it illegal for ISPs to force you to call to cancel so they can beg you to not cancel.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’d like to meet the person who buys creatine at Home Goods. They stock it so there’s clearly a market for gains and affordably priced fake plants.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
NHL absolutely rigged that
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Herstoric day for horse girls
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cardinals season overall might not great but JJ is giving me hope
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Cool that Elizabeth Prelogar used reddit but Cooley should really treat her better smh.
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From the biglaw community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the biglaw community
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I appreciate that Apple puts the FaceTime group call button in the messages app in a place that’s easy to accidentally hit not because it’s a good place to put it but because it’s fun when someone accidentally hits it and everyone hops on for an impromptu hangout.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My sister’s fiancé is in this clip and I couldn’t be more proud of him. (not the Billikin unfortunately)
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why do appellate courts use such big margins? Where did that come from?
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Love watching Charles Leclerc send it
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a person wearing a helmet and goggles is driving a vehicle .
Alt: Baby Anikan Skywalker operating
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Doing important research things
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I think I’ve become a figure skating stan over the past 2 weeks and the gold medalist skating dressed as a giant panda with Jackie Chan just confirms it.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Jon Bois hockey tweet is forever true.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“What did you do last night Blaine?” Time to try to explain #RexComus and not sound too crazy. The bingo card will prove my sanity.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Love ski jumping just for the lingo and that they all seem like buddies celebrating when their freind did a nose butter double bio 16 or some other string of words that are apparently descriptive.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The ideal grocery haul.
A Dong Phuong King Cake and a jar of kimchi.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My goal is to to be a Temu Elizabeth Prelogar. Not as eloquent or smart but I only eat 2 bananas before any oral argument.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Setting aside the content, impressed that the AI or whoever prompted it got Attorneys General correct instead of Attorney Generals.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Universal injunction on reporters not providing a copy of the complaint when they write about a lawsuit. Law reporters are usually pretty good about it but I’ve looked through 20 articles on the Chambliss v. NCAA lawsuit and not one links the actual complaint. Sports reporters dropping the ball.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Just finished Bel Canto. beautiful book about love, music and life in the present. The kind of book that reminds me how much I love reading.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gonna start a bit in the same vein as attorneys general where it’s request for productions.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
More judges should write footnotes like they’re David Foster Wallace. Just vamp a little.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He is LinkedIn incarnate, the most Cal grad of all Cal grads. He will win the natty and explain what it taught him about B2B sales.
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Blaine @bonispoints.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana gives me Midwest 2019 LSU vibes. Are they as cool? No, no one can be. But they do have that specialness.
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