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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 22h
I heard about this one. They are removing subtext from the game because players find it too confusing. Is it true the screen flashes EMOTION when you are supposed to feel?
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow, this is so cool. Like the new 831 for teens. 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning - I love you, Drinald Trimp!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: The Muppet Show leaks that the Infowars Elf will be replacing Kermit the Frog as host
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell yeah! I totally agree. Coulda used more nude egg rewards, but that's just me
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Excellent lists! How'd you feel about the FFT remake?
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me posting on the internet
Joseph Joestar saying "I just wanted to look cool... While you were watching."
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Man... How is this game still early access? It's been early access for 6 years.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can't wait for Jesus made of cantaloupe in Claude Opus 1000
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
War never changes. Nanomachines have turned the battlefield into Woke 3.0. Woke is canceled and soldiers are falling in love with AI chatbots.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How do I press SHIFT+F4 on my phone
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can't wait to watch Raiden breakdance some metal gears
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm bummed you guys didn't get a review key like some other outlets. I'm trying to decide on buying for steam deck or Xbox... I'd be pre-ordering if the game had your blessing for the deck.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
D looks at least 90% demon. Maybe she can give us some updates on how Tim is doing in hell.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am a Masturbation Consultant and I take great insult to this farce from Joi AI
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh, ladder goat, you so random m.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB3...
m.youtube.com
[Dopefish] Laddergoat aka What Is Wrong With This Guy?
YouTube video by Dopelives
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyone trying to go in on an oil tanker with me?
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Listen, we don’t cotton to freaks round these parts. Scram, weirdo!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I heard Netflix is cancelling GTA 6 completely for a tax write-off
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can curse me up a swear! Diaper biscuits.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yeah, the combat feels like a great idea in this game (especially as an evolution of FF12) but grueling. Too often the tide of battle will shift faster than you can switch paradigms.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm replaying this one now too. On PC you can press the select button your controller to get rid of the minimap. Not sure if it's the same on xbox. Game changer!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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SteamDeckHQ @steamdeckhq.com · 27/07/2026
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'd be ok with this if it meant that Xbox actually supported local installs on Linux machines. Lord knows that would never happen
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson: No More Scamming Adults Into Stars
ALT: Tim Robinson: No More Scamming Adults Into Stars
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I gotta check out the new music from our favorite pedostrian, Drake
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Robbing all the toilet paper from your POOPer / you'll never catch me, just like db COOPer
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I want what Ishmael and Queequeg had
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is a great idea. And then create a public registry showing all the salaries. Call it something like "Guillotine List 2028"
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm confused... In your last intro, the song lyric said "the InfoWars elf has a right to exist." Which is it??
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LIQUID!!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can't wait to see it "rise like a ballistic missile"
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hoping for a call-in from Conner in Des Plaines, Illinois, soon!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late. You snoze, you loze.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't love the Skeleton's policies and track record, but these other candidates just don't have the time in politics needed for my vote...
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Man... That jacket IS sick. Someday I'll get some acronym
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I had never seen this one lol. For any seekers: m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNiY...
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Bonus Email #4: Family Resemblance
YouTube video by HomestarRunguy
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Adam Scott is in this too???
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ok, so we kick things off with some breakneck exposition. Betrayals, quick zooms every frame, spider people prophecies... We break immediately to modern day, 2003
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I haven't watched any of the "bad" marvel movies in the last 10 years. Let's change that. We begin with Madame Web.
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
**PS5 SPIDERMAN 2 SPOILERS** . . . . . Norman Osborn saw Spiderman holding hands with MJ when he find his comatose son... And in the very next scene Peter Parker is holding MJ while Norman storms over his comatose son in the hospital. And then the end scene is him asking Otto to identify spiderman?
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Is it too late for me to get on the Trump administration grift? Everyone is taking all the good spots!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You win this time, Google AI
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Computer, was Peanuts the first example of a "harem" comic?
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It felt good when I heard the music and thought, "wow, what a rip-off of Nier" and then immediately see it's the same musician lol. This is going to be awesome!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It takes a big man to show the respect of two stars in stewardship. Game recognizes game for saving money at Subway
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Triple discount?? Well now I have to get it
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Only 5%? God King Trump can get us a better deal than that!
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Elton @bonezilla.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Leave society Be the lion
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