paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026(Norm Macdonald Weekend Update voice) Officials cited several problems with the proposal, including "Do you know this is Ohio?” 2234
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wait a second. no, wait a minute. hold up, hold the phone, hold your horses too. pump the brakes. everybody be quiet right now. all he did was FALL DOWN. 0110
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the baby when he sees me changing the remote batteries and he wants a lick 0210
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me waking up in bed tangled in my phone charger and CPAP hose 0302
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the ghost of christmas yet to come saying "you've only got like 2 days left to change my man. can you be generous for 2 days? surely you can make it 2 days being nice." 0111
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026representative nancy mace had mostly a mouth for a face she got a tattoo then went number 2 now beans are all over the place 4324
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Making 4yo listen to the new Phoebe Bridgers album with me 0693
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026if i had a dollar every time my 4yo tried to explain this scene to his pediatrician i would have 2 dollars 080
paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026New Toy Story wasn’t that great so I let my son recline all the seats in the back row 0190
