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@bonermcjoy.bsky.social
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18+ not safe for work we hornypost here sir beejhawk convert

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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 10m
the way radar is better pest control than the actual pest control guys they hire out. found another dead roach and went ohh that's what he was playing with behind the couch last night okay
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 45m
what games should one get into if they wanna be a gamer
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 10h
also i'm really intrigued by the narrator and kareem half because of the edits ive seen of them
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 11h
on its face it looks like all the technical flourishes euphoria got but like. polished. no wonder that is his dad
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 11h
god i really need to watch oz
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22h
that multivitamin will work on you :/
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this was followed by beej going ohhhh that's why we say grace i thought it was part of the bit. cackled
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
these authors inject like 2000 layers of symbols into these fics and it is my bread and butter like my goddddd
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and he's not unpacking at all why he put off sleeping with his wife so long nodding nodding
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the concept of atheist bj waiting for marriage because that's what you are supposed to do is so. I'm obsessed. I love you beejhawk writers
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
did not realize hulu was the censored jojo this is fucking hilarious
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sorry these pictures of him just fill one with a longing like I understand hawkeye
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's literally the princess
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
genjinely what ever. what the fuck. what ever
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love queap but sometimes. there is a really big elephant in the room
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you ever get stuck wanting to talk to someone but knowing no one actually gaf
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
readinf this beautiful fic where beej is imagining himself and hawkeye as women while his wife is naked in ths next room over
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
true beejheads know he fucking sucks
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lots of beej fans want him and peg to be an item bro why would you do that to peg. why would you wish him on her
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
have been thinking of this guy all day
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
arguably it is better that you can now shop your series to a bunch of network slots but man some of these old tv shows. the writers were going at it
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think people take for granted just how crazy tv was when everyone was competing for 3 network slots
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
charli xcx wrote persona so I personally would go batshit insane about beejhawk samalbert
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my predictability
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
like sorry I like shitty gay closeted repressed fail husbands as if it's my fault
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
everyone get more dean stockwell'd/mike farrell'd NOW
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm a very nice person so I hold my tongue but sometimes it would be very nice to dig into people i'm realizing. at least we have journals
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh so dean stockwell was always hot. what ever
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they hid queer romance in queap my god
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they hid emotional turmoil the likes of which no one has ever experienced in the single foot fetish beejhawk fic on ao3. if you even gaf
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
beejhawk writers keep finding new and exhilarating ways for beej to come untouched after 2 seconds
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not sure how to fix this
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I come off way too blunt 24/7
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god those two are truly insane batshit crazy about each other in the fucking trenches
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
very fond of how beejhawk writers put them on a very level playing field with the dynamics. good fucking meal. they are both switches and vers it's true
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pillow princess bj hunnicutt
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the concept of hawk making bj wear hawk's dog tags.... insaneeeee
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my insane guys. combusts
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AUGHHHHHHH
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh im sure
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
< guy reading a fic where there is not enough foot yet to justify the tag i'm majorly disappointed
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my hot take is if you aren't even a little into feet grow up. they can be hot what can I say
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
genuinely twisted that people don't even know about the insanely cohesive gay narrative in mash because no one talks about it
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dude im always thinking about his evil pranks i still can't believe the mkultra tweet was just real life what bj does to hawkeye. he's insane
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
new charli album is stuck in my head over this one
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he didn't even leave a note
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got so into bj i'm kinda becoming a trapper hater #SORRY
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bj hunnicutt is the best character ever because he genuinely thinks a normal and well adjusted individual acts like that
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the concept of being a main on pretty little liars and your career was started by gay domestic samalbert episode
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max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't need domestic fics they put quantum leap on tv in the 90s
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