max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 3htrying to figure out who the hell this burner account reblogging from me is 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 6hthey don't tell you this but 23 is for hitting rock bottom and realizing everything you thought was real was chalk and starting over again 111
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't do anything to mh hair when it gets long enough it becomes wavy. which means ive let it get too long 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026quantum leap is a category 5 event i feel like im doing 20000 lines of samalbert cocaine 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026haha. it's cute that people think beej can just go home and have a family 😄 we were not watching the same show 120
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026every day radar falls asleep on my legs and every day I become satan because I have to move him to turn off my alarm 020
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026best part of white lotus s3 is the theme. that slapssssss 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026primetime is an incredible movie and not a single person has a good opinion on what it's trying to say 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026one day we'll grapple with the fact that mad men is not all that 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no gregxit is crazy to me because just about everyone that's read it has also bookmarked it like it doesn't have a ton of traction since succession has been over for years but that's so crazy to me. I CAN write 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wanna move back to the city that inspired raccoon city isn't that something but I miss it bad 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026in college my dad was like a hard-core actual like ship over unlicensed anime from japan and sub it on your own nerd and he still has a few tapes I should watch them sometime 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dp is fucking up my jos so I think I will start collecting the manga.. as I should have done 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've gotta be more shameless actually this is my house 020
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it's just a little funny to make your showtime sequel series a mini commentary on breaking bad i do think of it often 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if they're gonna miscast bones as an old man anyway at least mike farrell still does gay for pay 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026just found out serializd can random pick your watchlist oh i'm using the fuck out of this 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026white lotus posting I completely forgot the gay hotel manager was eating out greg heffley's dad what a jumpscare 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sbr tomorrow after I was looking for issues in the library perhaps god has a favorite and perhaps it is me after all 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what if your dad was arnold schwarzenegger and one of your first major nepo baby roles was the weird incest subplot in a kind of shitty drama. why 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they're talking about a scenario in the mash chat that ive read the fanfic for like 5 times now where beej slips on the maine ice and breaks his leg and gets really flustered about hawkeye nursing him to health.. so beautiful 021
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's in character but even if it were out of character I need these fics where beej is waiting on hawkeye hand and foot man. he has been through enough and it's beej wish fulfillment you must trust me. these are the things he is dreaming about and becoming evil from because he is away from home 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026idgaf if bj has a vicious cruel streak have we considered maybe he is allowed 020
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the way my mom talks about mash is. I really feel like to her i'm like if someone was to me the world's most intense late spongebob fan 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if you threw marvin falsettos and tom wambsgans and any doctor into a blender you would get bj hunnicutt at the end and it's awesome 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026another good beejhawk fic line from last night is this one where beej says something to the effect of i'm attracted to you more than what is generally acceptable in polite society i felt myself clutching metaphorical pearls 000
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026apologizing preemptively to everyone in my life we will be here for a while because bj hunnicutt has me by the balls. and he's too jealous all the time to let go </3 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026reading beejinsecurities abt how he looks and what if we all got shot down 110
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026they weren't lying the mash fics really are on another level. and i'm gatekeeping 010
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026liable to be kinkshamed over beejhawk. let's all get really freaky in the tent we share 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026instagram stop showing me people I know online on my personal insta I don't wanna freak them out 010
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026oh shit I had glimpses but alan alda's singing voice 🤤 021
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026being into the #popular fandom ship again is kinda exhilarating icl 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every time i open something with even a little smell radar is crazy 010
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026no but the beejhawk explicit fic circuit goes insane what if the two most romantic guys on earth were constantly trying to one up each other. FUCK 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026beejhawk fic so insanely good you can never read another breeding kink fic again. I don't even go here 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the concept of being fine with saying beejhawktrap are gay but you suggest bisexual henry and that's a bridge too far 020
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026always a litttle annoying seeing people go "oh this actor wasn't fired they were written off" like that isn't tangibly the same thing on --- ---- 100
max² 🔞 @bonermcjoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm pretty sure grad school gave me a dissociative disorder and I don't think it's gone away I think i'm gonna be hawkeye with the fucking chicken for life 000
