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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk

@bonduhawk.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, educator. Farm boy. U of Iowa master's degree and EdD. #Hawkeyes #Cubs #Colts #Fever Iowan by birth, Hawkeye by the grace of God.

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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 5h
I think the Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to the person, or people, who make it so I don't have to watch another political ad on my television/phone/computer for the rest of my natural life. I loathe them.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I'm done with football for the day.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were opportunities in this one to make it interesting, but we had too many penalties, injuries, turnovers, and gutless calls. It all adds up to a blowout loss.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I agree. My thoughts on this season are going to hinge on Friday night's outcome.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is ZERO reason for this. I have lost a lot of respect for Day today. Bullshit.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not sure we're a playoff team. Way too many issues with the OL, bad decisions by coaching staff, injuries mounting, not a good secondary. The teams remaining look pretty good. Hopefully this performance doesn't lead to a slide, but I'm now VERY worried about Friday night.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are they still throwing downfield? This is some bush league bullshit, man.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're the worst blitzing team of all time, man. So slow.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huh. In a game where you need to have a gunslinger mentality, you actually put that guy in the game and he goes right down the field and scores. Weird.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It pisses me off so much that when Heck does get into games, we just start running the ball. We don't even give him a chance like we did with Hank. It's bullshit.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We just aren't good enough to overcome stupid penalties, injuries, and bad QB play. Oh, and being outspent by $40 million on a bunch of 4 and 5 star guys. We're average to above average on a good day, it seems. Could be a loooooooooong rest of the year.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hopefully we'll be able to field a roster for next week. 🤞🏼
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couldn't have been injured on the roughing the passer no call? No way.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO FLAG? HOLY SHIT
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NOW we're going to run the ball? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welp. Complete garbage.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need to know why we have just abandoned the run. It makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Totally agree. The change has to be made.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET HECKLINSKI IN THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That is an easy throw, Hank. JFC You HAVE to make that pass. COME ON.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Morty: You Son Of A Bitch I'm In
ALT: Morty: You Son Of A Bitch I'm In
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big stop. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, score some points. Please.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When it rains, it pours. My God.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holding. Again. Not called. Again.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think you can afford to punt for the rest of this one (unless you're backed up on your own goalline).
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What is up with the slipping? Do we need different shoes own our home field? Come on.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What. The fuck. Was that? Jesus.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's over anyway. We have no balls. Punting and field goals are not going to win it today.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't take the ball first. Stupid.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ballgame. JFC
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That should have been no gain. Figure it out.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOLDING HOLY HELL
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God dammit. We cannot afford that shit today, guys. Not today.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ostrenga was WIDE OPEN
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Keep going right up the middle, boys.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta have that. (And let's ignore the hands to the face penalty missed)
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iose playing well today.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My son was in the beer band last night. Just missed the camera. LOL
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get loud, North Endzone.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had him. Needed to snap it.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tony not even aware what was happening. Cool.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Squints Takes Off Glasses
ALT: Squints Takes Off Glasses
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LET'S GO BABY
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's the first we've seen the Raider package this year.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And OPI not called but whatevs.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOW WAS THAT NOT PICKED?
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This run defense is good, but not great. The only guy we have that can get outside is Jackson. Everyone else between the tackles.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👋🏼
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Our eligible receiver was absolutely tackled on that route and nothing. Of course.
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Eternal Pessimist BonduHawk @bonduhawk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tim is in his bag right now.
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