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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles

@bonafidevonafied.bsky.social
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Magic Judge, lover of card games, TO, a lil guy just tryna' get by (Use your pronouns for me!)

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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joker pokemon scalper: "you wanna know how i got these zards?"
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How can pee be real if our balls aren't real?
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What're the other NYC gamers up to this evening im tryna leave my enclosure
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm giving away a ticket to **Paupergenesis 2027** to the winner of this event! Come earn the title of the first player registered for North Americas largest Pauper tournament!
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shoutout the secret lair experience of AWS crashing, waiting in queue for 3h, and when I hit 10 min left it becomes sold out :(((
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good luck to the brave warriors of the Zeta queue
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ENOURMOUS thank you to @inklincustoms.bsky.social for, as always, absolutely killing it with the art for my new token!...er, Our, new token! For we are many and we can be anyone! Or anything! And if youre at @cubecon.org this weekend you can find me to bring home a Clona of your owna!
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every time I have to research another tcgs tournament policy for some errant event im involved with i am thankful for magics rules. Even if theyre not perfect nothing could ever be more hostile and repulsive than ygo tournament rules
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Damn those chemical brothers sure can play a fuckin show that was incredible
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So stoked to see My Chem with the greatest romance of my life, @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 30/07/2026
im so tired of my existence being a hot button political topic dog
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Asking my therapist if my being excited for settle the wreckage reprint means I am misanthropic
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yall I love @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social so much, theyre the best, they bought me an AP with one of my all time favourite movie characters and I broke down in tears theyre so sweet
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Robotgirl who purposefully fumbles the TAS only tricks to try and fit in
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Robotgirl who gets dysphoria from being able to do TAS only tricks
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Robotgirl who practices TAS only tricks so she can be called a tool
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Everything reminds me of her...
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 18/07/2026
Femboy is the only gender
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The thing i was gonna do tonight didnt come together and wow is figuring out how to spend a night harder when youre alone and have plans disrupted
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 13/07/2026
if you called a judge on your opponent at Paupergenesis i want to say that i'm proud of you and you should actually do it more often! i think the next big development in pauper should be getting this format super comfortable with Comp REL and holding bigger, more serious tournaments!
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Oh okay ill just shit on the floor then
a sign on a bathroom stall door that reads "please flush ONLY toilet paper"
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
!!! PAUPERGENESIS UPDATE !!! An exclusive Paupergenesis Metal Band T-Shirt will be for sale at the show! Only 90 exist so buy them as soon as the hall opens!
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 09/07/2026
North America's largest #mtgPauper tournament to date, Paupergenesis, is this Sunday July 12! Tune into twitch.tv/NYC_MTG at 9 AM ET for 8 swiss rounds and a cut to top 16 of The People's Format, featuring commentary by NYC Pauper Leauge All-Stars Steven, Phoebe, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social and me!
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nyc_mtg - Twitch
New York City's Premiere Magic: The Gathering Streams
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Friendly work banter includes threatening to shit inside a coworkers umbrella
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"we do love a mustelid"
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Jenn the Judge @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@bonafidevonafied.bsky.social commissioned @inklincustoms.bsky.social art of us for my birthday 🥺
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NYC underscore MTG (Chris) || 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @nyc-mtg.com · 13/06/2026
Tune into the “Times Square Red Lobster Memorial Season 6 Invitational brought to you by the New York City Pauper League“ tomorrow at 11 AM on twitch.tv/NYC_MTG and watch 18 of NYC‘s (and by extension, the universe’s) best #mtgPauper players duke it out for the title of Season 6 Champion!
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nyc_mtg - Twitch
New York City's Premiere Magic: The Gathering Streams
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The final destiny 2 update is here. Finality is a funny thing to come for a game whose last decade has been spent reminding us over and over that finality is not a certainty, that fate is ours to make. And it just, I dunno it feels extra weird post-final shape, when that stagnation was the greatest-
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Everyone has to be nice to my wife @jenn-the-judge.bsky.social today or else the hammer demon visits you (I hit uou in the head with hammers)
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The digital circus finale was very good and cool and im happy to see independent projects by queer creators get major releases like this actually I think it kicks ass
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Brian David-Marshall (Top8Games) @bdm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Praise Vector! We are already funded this morning for my new — FIRST! — TCG project Cataclysm Arcade which features a post-apocalyptic storyworld and is playable from a booster pack. (Plus you gotta see the animation) www.kickstarter.com/projects/cat...
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Cataclysm Arcade TCG
Rip open a pack and start playing!
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Given the recent deluge of dread from so many angles in terms of queer rights, the performative rainbow lighting on borough hall feels more important and less reassuring than ever and thats...hard to grapple with
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Chat is it princess of me to order a drink with cold foam?
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My partner gets really incredulous about the fact ive randomly only ever seen the worst in a series of movies and apparently "only having seen the dark knight rises" means we have to watch batman begins immediately
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Being bad at deadlock is really tragic because I want to play the hotel twink but unfortunately The Baroness prides itself on excellent service and my performance review ain't lookin good
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wife was invented by big sleeby to sell more eepy
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Gonna start chewing the walls of my enclosure to see if theres any nuggets of enrichment hanging out in my walls cuz I cant figure out if I wanna go out and do something or what id even do
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Separation anxiety but for when my wife goes to magic weekends without me
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Picking up 2 people's worth of laundry never feels surmountable until the nice Chinese lady who runs thr laundromat I go to cheers for me when I put both huge backpacks on at once
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sometimes you hope the email finds you well, sometimes the email finds you in real life.
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Damn even the convention centers got genders now
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If anyone at #magicconvegas has a lead on how to get a prismari scarf for me ill love you foreverrrr
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
First hand of first game of SOS limited is a good tone setter for the format
A screenshot of an opening hand on mtg arena containing Wildgrowth archaic, efflorescence, root manipulation, wander off, last gasp, swamp, and library of alexandria
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Few things get me gassed up like a player at my store, who wasnt participating in prerelease,coming up to ask "does wizards send you scripts and world guidelines for your prerelease announcements because your themeing of everything like a class was wonderful" and getting to say "nope thats all me"
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Got to do something nice for a pair of lesbians in the botanical Gardens today so yeah you could say im an ally
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My card got stolen and i gotta say more than anything im disappointed they tried to buy shit like lululemon, like come on at least steal my details to buy something cooler, you're better than that, thief!
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Numbers station but its just the DMV voice calling out appointments
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ive decided the new giant gate subway entrances are good actually cuz I got to see a cop totally eat shit trying to get through one without paying and it knocked his walkie clean the hell off, what a beautiful day in Mamdanis new york
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Vona, Overlord of Rectangles @bonafidevonafied.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Yeah lemme get a twink with extra pronouns
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