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William 🛠

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Chief Joy Officer at Phillip Morris 📍 Minneapolis

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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 9h
Tesla Roadster gore edit
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12h
stop wishing society looked like the cartoon you enjoyed when you were eight years old and take stock of what actually fucking exists and what you can reasonably do with it
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evilcunt666 @k7gendo.itch.io · 12/10/2026
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still thinking about how good Armand Hammer and Quelle Chris were last night
Chalkboard with the bill for the show:
"ARMAND HAMMER
QUELLE CHRIS
OPEN MIKE EAGLE"Armand Hammer performing while silhouetted in red lightQuelle Chris performing on stage with DJ Mo Niklz behind him
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God live rap is so good
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Rocial Seckoning
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tried to do this chronological to when I listened to them, but here's my 9 albums
3x3 grid of albums that define me:
Discovery by Daft Punk
OK Computer by Radiohead
LCD Soundsystem by LCD Soundsystem
Cross by Justice
Diplomatic Immunity by The Diplomats
The Money Store by Death Grips
Passion by Para One
Paraffin by Armand Hammer
Emperor Tomato Ketchup by Stereolab
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You crash out, then you better break the backboard :)
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too Black... too strong...
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been bumping Public Enemy nonstop for two days
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is so powerful it allows us to make even more uncanny training materials than human-made ones
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They give the hardest battles (muscle strains, subaru service, probably the flu) to god's strongest soldiers (me)
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're teaching the kids about Walden Pond when they need to be learning about JDPON!
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if they could change some of the bus lines to service the station for wedge folks. Taking the E line into downtown to catch the light rail would be very annoying
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As an east Bryn Mawr resident, I appreciate having a closer stop, but it is a bizarre location
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My doctor is a gym rat, so he just told me my shoulder pain was because one of my muscles is a weak baby one that's straining the others
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🟢RNGundam @rngundam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mobile Suit Gundam-san (2014) Episode 2 - Amuro Going Through Puberty 01:08.910
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 11/09/2026
But if we're all basically homos, shouldn't we get along?
07:14
S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Job's done
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Exmilitary" by Death Grips still contains many valuable lessons
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nevermind, we eating 😋
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Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
im always saying this
I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've been telling my students this week that people have been trying to cheat since before ChatGPT, ball up top imo
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ESPN needs to have a "No Honey Deuces on the clock" rule for their commentary team
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
watching some tennis
view down the padded divider for photographers at the US Open with the ball boy and clock on the wall and a row of fans, Tiafoe's legssticking straight out in the air parallel to the ground on top of the divider
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's Elder Abuse Night at Arthur Ashe Stadium
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyone got vid of Djokovic puking?
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They're making Tarkovsky woke!!
US Open scorebug that says "ANDREEVA // RUBLEV"
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ESPN Not-So-Unlimited
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All I want for my birthday is a tofu press and a Bo Jackson jersey
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Popcorners charcuterie board
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I wasn't going to watch the US Open until I saw Mr. Beast was promoting it
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saw two people at breakfast wearing NYT Spelling Bee hats? Strange
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reek Tragedies, they're tragedies about how bad you smell
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ladies, is it sus if his favorite movie is Manhunter?
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You think pro pickleballers are concerned about their first serve percentage?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Naomi Osaka is frustrated
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh great, my Jungian shadow's back
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Can't believe they're letting Ted Lasso coach again after he mutilated and ate all those people last season
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My cat is hostile to paramours
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Vulcan 🌙 @vulcanmoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
finished some spreads
sketchbook spread of four murasame from zeta gundam. page completed in teal an purple highlighters.

on the left are sketches of four in various whimsical poses, the teal and purple colour placements alternating between each. on the right is a cut out of four from her figure box.sketchbook spread of four murasame from zeta gundam. completed in colour.

a cut out of four from her figure box is surrounded by various drawings of her. she looks distressed in most, though there is a close up of her smiling.
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The narrative engine hums along more quickly than I remember from high school, like the creature is birthed in the first six chapters in order to get into the more interesting philosophical questions regarding its creation
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Reading Frankenstein, this Mary Shelley lady is going places!
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Are you bringing the soundboard with you?
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I finally saw The Odyssey today, and I really appreciated your letterboxd review of it! Very insightful
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My "to-read" bookshelf right next to my bed
Blue four shelf bookshelf stuffed with books. There are simply too many books on it.
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My bookshelves are a ???? flag tbh
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Magician's Nephew... you mean Sky Blu of LMFAO?
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William 🛠 @boithorn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Porter Robinson
A picture of a older man trying to look like a young adult. It is captioned "A 36-year-old who looks 17"
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