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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 1h

"can you just text me the confirmation info?"

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 1h

People are going to freeze to death this year when they're forced to choose between fuel oil and other necessities

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 3h

Sure, why not? This is definitely what we all needed

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13h

Meanwhile, across the Harbor, Jellyfish is probably paying like 30-50% more for coordinator roles with nearly identical titles

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 18h

The number of companies that are essentially "banks that happen to do something else so that they can get you to bank with them while avoiding a lot of bank regulation" is but one alarming economic indicator

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 18h

I occasionally have to use it for work. today when I pulled up Twitter a pop up was like "hey you should get our Twitter credit card" and I'm not sure I could imagine a better sign of brain rot than "I got the Twitter credit card"

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 18h

Oh that's ok. Those are only two of the 40 busiest airports in the US. I mean Bush is just a hub for United 😬😬

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 18h

The data science role is also offering a salary too low for the skill set they want, but I still can't get over how horribly low the Orioles think they can pay for these coordinator roles

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 19h

"I require you to have multiple years of experience, but I'll pay you less than your first job"

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 19h

These are entry level salaries for roles that require multiple years of experience. Unserious nonsense

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 20h

I mean part of this is that there are fewer MiLB games in fewer places than there used to be with the removal of short-season leagues. I know that was in 2021, but they are serving fewer markets now. There's less reason to be excited about something that isn't close to you

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 22h

I'm sorry for your loss. It's like keeping a member of the family

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Great point. Plus it sounds like that means the Archbishop was doing his job well and didn't really need to be known

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yeah there were like 3 or 4 small towns I drove through this weekend and they each had a place that was exclusively skills games

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social Is it true that Rob Manfred will push for a thousand-year lockout if the World Series matchup Brewers-Rays?

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A true backup uses more than one storage medium. Saving something to a single cloud region isn't a true backup. At minimum, you need to leverage multiple geographic regions that have ~250 miles of physical distance between them

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Always save something you care about a lot to multiple mediums. Saving to a single cloud isn't any better than saving to your desktop

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Man sometimes I think I had my shit together as a 24 year-old platoon leader doing whatever I could to care for my soldiers and then I learn something like this I really feel like I should've known

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Check on your friend who totally has a hot Russian girlfriend. He probably hasn't heard from her in two days since Ukraine bombed the Yandisk data center and I'm sure he's worried about her safety

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And by some coughing I mean "can someone check on that man hacking up a lung?" coughing

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I was in northeastern PA this weekend and I was really surprised that each small town had a place that was literally just skill games and nothing else

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I currently have minor congestion, some coughing, and a voice that sounds like when Marge Simpson's sister gets a cold. So yeah I think it's going around

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And losing the influence you need to make it worth bribing you??

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I feel like Rob Manfred will push for a permanent MLB lockout if we get a Brewers-Rays WS

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To be fair, she was dumb enough to marry Stephen Miller so

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A lot of people forget: they pay the other guy to play the game too. Sometimes they're just really good

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Ah, the OLE fake to third, throw to first"

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I honestly didn't know there was an Archdiocese of Military Services, and many of my Soldiers were Catholic

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What if they were right to start Quinn Ewers over him?

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ok but you just know Columbus is about to become part of a 6 part Fox News special investigation called "Cancelling Christopher" because what else are they gonna do, talk about the economy? Right before the election?

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Listen no argument here. My perspective is teams win super bowls with elite talent that creates mismatches. An NFL tight with (basically) Olympic speed is a literal nightmare for coordinators

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Speaking of big tall fast: I'm assuming you think Nyck Harbor does not declare this year?

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My favorite irony of the day is that NOAA's National Water Center is in Tuscaloosa, AL

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My MAGA focus group felt betrayed by tariffs, high gas prices, and inflation. I asked if there was any way Republicans could win back their support, and they replied only if they could prove that the pain had fallen harder on Black people.

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I keep tossing this around in my head and I think I agree. My only hesitation is the owners essentially treat the CBT as a cap, so the players are sorta dealing with a cap without the benefits of a floor or proper revenue sharing. But I don't trust MLB at all to "solve" for that so

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Shane Glass @shanecglass.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's 2056. Humanity has thriving colonies on Mars and the Moon. We have defeated climate change. AI systems are so efficient that energy is available in a massive surplus. And yet, somehow, drying a towel and duvet together creates a knot so tight that untying it is one Hercules' labors.

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This might be the dumbest thing he's ever said, other than when he moaned "oh yeah baby, just like that" to a couch

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I like that he's admitting what has been obvious for decades: to Republicans, "socialism" or "communism" basically means "whatever I hate." It's been an extraordinarily successful bit of propaganda too. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Beautiful

Stereotypical Yankees fans about to fan interferencely catch ball

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh, you mean this one that I literally scrolled past to respond to this skeet? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ bsky.app/profile/alex...

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I guarantee at least one person on their governing board was like "hey I've been hearing a lot about this AI lately. Could we get all of this informational artificially?" and the actual researchers were like "welp now we have to make it wildly clear"

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I used to play in "Reserved for Zeppelin navigation" sorta

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Plus they have the benefit of Yoshinobu Yamamoto upgrading from very good to prime Satchel Paige for the last 2 Octobers

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Anderson Cooper's Stunt Double @boinkofscience.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In 20 years these will be the people wondering why their kids went no contact

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