lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 17/09/2026put me in any polytunnel greenhouse I will completely change the vibe 000
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 28/08/2026sad story, girl marry gir;fend then so sad she cant kiss gf because she not gf now,, she runs to bottom of the world and wife say okay we kiss now and it too late because girl is already too sad like this if you cryed 😭 moral: you can kiss wife 0140
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 18/08/2026at the swim-up dive bar where all the regulars are wrinkly; i saw a guy drink someone under the table they drowned :( 051
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/07/2026if you are attacked by a dangerous wild animal such as a shark or leopard, just be yourself 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/07/2026I am become bad hospitality horse, collapser of age of bronze 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 23/07/2026with Jira, Confluence, Bitbucket and Trello at my fingertips every day in the office is a 'LAN party' 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 21/07/2026instead of counting one mississippi two mississippi i simply use a prestige chronograph at a depth of 100 metres 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 15/07/2026here in rural england we have to climb up on the tallest hill or church steeple and blast hyperpop and noise music, often for many days 0100
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 15/06/2026sad story, girl marry gir;fend then so sad she cant kiss gf because she not gf now,, she runs to bottom of the world and wife say okay we kiss now and it too late because girl is already too sad like this if you cryed 😭 moral: you can kiss wife 140
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/06/2026trying to get the hostage taker to demand pizza but he just wants to let us go :( 112913
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 06/06/2026just got back from the land of milk and honey and they said that when you were there you only drank the milk and in a way that made people uncomfortable 092
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/06/2026they are refusing to let me back inside the space station because of my recent comments 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/05/2026you are the only person here to mail me a sweet treat so this carries weight 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 10/05/2026if anything the failure to meet my need for chocolate pudding reflects badly on all of you 100
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/05/2026Synecdoche, New York takes place during instrumentality and the third impact so the correct viewing order is 1-24, First half of EoE, episode 25, Synecdoche, New York, episode 26 and then the second half of EoE 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 05/05/2026heres the thing about make the forth of may be with you - i dont believe in that shit and i dont want to see it 020
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 28/04/2026don't believe in violence this geezer said he was assaulted, na, didn't 'appen, 'es makin' it up 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 23/04/2026I'm seeing her in the mirror more and more, at first it was just glimpses but now I see her fully standing there behind me 040
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 21/04/2026i feel as though i have an innate understanding of bushido and that ought to be respected 031
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 03/04/2026[looking at the pale blue dot suspended in a sunbeam] Booo! Hisssss!! 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 26/03/2026the big wet boys, big rotund pale wet boys that are slapping flesh together just yonder, making a big ruckus with their bods, normally i'd be in favour but today it's grating 030
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 20/03/2026it's kind of a rogue like but you take over from another player somewhere in the world who also just died in their game 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/03/2026yeah the wifi or any form of networking was what i had the most difficulty with on mine 010
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 18/02/2026just imagined an AI service called mentat(dot)ai for me to hypothetically be annoyed at, searched it and it was real 230
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 09/02/2026i wrote a poem on the side of a fallen tree between the moss and lichen and gently rolled it down the hill, into the river and out to sea. i followed it using GPS and EU GALILEO satellite positioning systems as it disrupted shipping and forced bulk carrier AMBROSE DESTINY to take evasive action 050
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 11/01/2026whenever i open a command line terminal i am afraid that i am going to be eaten by a grue 040
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 09/01/2026A+++ EBAYER, MUSCULAR, STRIKINGLY HANDSOME YET GENTLE FACE.. IF I COULD JUST BE HELD BY YOU .. 110
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 20/12/2025too right mate, fuckin gagging for a pint, havin a bit of a flutter on this one down the bookies, 2-nil I reckon, then down the pub 000
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 27/11/2025finished the game earlier today and agonised over the decision, it's almost as if this had themes and wanted to make me feel things 0190
lady wardriva @bog.beauty · 20/11/2025daily handbag carry: opera gloves sunglasses a little derringer cigarillo holder three cigarillos each marked with a man's name 030
