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More drama than Eastenders 😂

Hi Bruce, I reckon 3 could possibly be the best on the flight 😂

Hello! Are you doing ? How was Christmas?

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You can spend the flight brainstorming with Johnson, 😂😂

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I learned a lot, and not just about toasters.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Can John help Mary find her voice again? Can Mary help John come to terms with his sexuality before Brandon goes to Tijuana without him. From the producers of Everything Everywhere all at once…. Mary goes Quack

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Coming this fall. After a freak golfing accident, Mary (Laura Linney) wakes to find the only word she can say is quack. John (Oscar Isaac) is the therapist sent to help. But John has his own problems, Brandon (Lukas Gage) wants them to come out of the closet and make their relationship public…

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Oh come on, that’s just childish. We’re better than that.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Crazy like Gnarls Barkley? or Crazy like MJ just showed up to your house in his PJs with a bottle Jesus juice ?

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Meanwhile, at the Whitehouse ‘bring a bottle’ party, looks like Mr Trump’s VIP guests are waiting to be buzzed in.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

I don’t even know how I got here?!

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I’ve finally reached an age where my main hobbies include: - standing up too quickly to get a nice head rush. - complaining about how everything was better in the old days (it was) - playing Russian roulette by eating food past its use-by date. That’s Rock n’ Roll 🎸

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

😂😂😂😂 sorry about that !

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The worst part is that it’s absolutely true. 😂😂

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Humanity: We invented the car, the plane, space travel, manipulation of electricity, advanced computing, key hole surgery, cloning, advanced genetics… Also Humanity: We have a dedicated kiosk at Vienna International airport for all the people who thought they were flying to Australia.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

That is a thing of beauty 😂😂 genius!

Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Guarantee if you’re over the age of 40 you’ll hear the music in your head.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Vladimir Putin can confirm that Donald Trump does NOT in fact give the best back rubs, he is NOT the best masseuse in the world ever, and the global Masseuse committee did NOT name him masseuse of the year 1992, despite any claims to the contrary.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Well, that’s a start at least. Here’s a brain teaser for you while you get started for the day. Would you rather have long floppy fingers that struggle to hold things or feet that actually fit a pair of clown shoes?

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

So, what’s on the agenda for today ?

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

….and now we play a little game called Chihuahua or cupcake?

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Did the same myself about three weeks ago. I guess it was wall to wall filth. Better off out of it.

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Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

To be honest all I learnt from the Oval Office interview is that JD Vance isn’t equipped for international politics. Losing his temper way too easy & makes decisions while angry makes him vulnerable. Given that Trump is nearly 80, is a worry for an ill equipped understudy.

Not sure where you are going with that train of logic. 😂 I’ve only mentioned twitter once since joining here. I’m sure Twitter isn’t missing me, but who isn’t nostalgic for the good old days

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Did wonder whether Dortmund might be a possible banana skin for Barca on the way to the final. 😂😂 half envisaged a Dortmund Vs Bayern semi-final.

Some close games on there, what do you reckon ? Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich final ?

I’m sure they’re here, but thus far all I’ve seen is discussions on gardening, knitting, football, and who do we think is going to die on Eastenders… no spoilers 😂

Oooooh a gardening feed sounds lovely

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Aye I can understand that. But twitter is utterly vile right now. Think the 30 day thing is still a thing.

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😂😂 that is a possibility of course.

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He’s definitely one of the better ones.