Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It was dad’s idea to get a new front door. The salesman had been very persuasive, extra security, triple lock, finger print recognition. It’d only been a week since the install, but could Harriet get the fucking thing to lock, no she couldn’t ! Guess I’ll be here all morning, thanks Dad. 130
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Coming this fall. After a freak golfing accident, Mary (Laura Linney) wakes to find the only word she can say is quack. John (Oscar Isaac) is the therapist sent to help. But John has his own problems, Brandon (Lukas Gage) wants them to come out of the closet and make their relationship public… 110
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Oh come on, that’s just childish. We’re better than that. 000
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Meanwhile, at the Whitehouse ‘bring a bottle’ party, looks like Mr Trump’s VIP guests are waiting to be buzzed in. 000
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I’ve finally reached an age where my main hobbies include: - standing up too quickly to get a nice head rush. - complaining about how everything was better in the old days (it was) - playing Russian roulette by eating food past its use-by date. That’s Rock n’ Roll 🎸 130
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Humanity: We invented the car, the plane, space travel, manipulation of electricity, advanced computing, key hole surgery, cloning, advanced genetics… Also Humanity: We have a dedicated kiosk at Vienna International airport for all the people who thought they were flying to Australia. 2153
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Guarantee if you’re over the age of 40 you’ll hear the music in your head. 050
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 07/03/2025….and now we play a little game called Chihuahua or cupcake? 040
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 01/03/2025To be honest all I learnt from the Oval Office interview is that JD Vance isn’t equipped for international politics. Losing his temper way too easy & makes decisions while angry makes him vulnerable. Given that Trump is nearly 80, is a worry for an ill equipped understudy. 110
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Finally deactivated my twitter account after 15 years. It’s currently just full of right wing Americans cheering excitedly for WWIII and the best seats in the house to watch Europe destroyed. That’s not great for my mental health. Sorry to see it go, that’s where we are I guess. 4404
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally ? 171
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Me and my best friend, Kirby Stankhorn, have started a line dancing trio. We’ve only been going a week, but I think we look pretty decent. 000
Reposted by Boff MoatmanTripe Marketing Board @tripeuk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A big welcome to @annil.bsky.social - our 1000th Bluesky follower! Thanks also to those who've switched channel to follow us here - many thanks. Still plenty of free seats on the tripe train! 2256
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Lovely stuff, not my words, that’s what Shakin’ Stevens said 020
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Even the wisest of men (I am not one of those) enjoys some silliness now and again. But I am an Environmental chemist that works for the UN (over the last 25 years) on global pollution, long term pollutants that cause cancer & birth defects. Gotta have somewhere to blow off steam. 201
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Glasses are expensive aren’t they. 😂😂 Also water is wet, and Bears do Infact poo in the woods. 140
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Hello familiar faces 😂😂 this already feels much nicer and more civilised. 5151
Reposted by Boff MoatmanJ.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I got in trouble in magic school. I wrote a really good paper, but didn't give proper credit to the hot lady mage whose work I referenced. Folks, you gotta cite your sorceress 1123215
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024@northernscum.bsky.social this all feels very 2017 😂 which weirdly is quite nice. 130
Boff Moatman @boffmoatman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024A friend once told me that I have a very vivid imagination, which I thought was a weird thing to say to me and my pet unicorn when we were in the middle of trying to perfect the rhubarb punch for the end of the world Mardi Gras. 0145