iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

- Is there something wrong with me? - Yes, honey. - Then what should I do? - Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball, and release it at an appropriate time!

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

my tits and my heart are for good dogs 'n you're one comment away from gettin' a muzzle. shush.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i am not fucking made for these temps. oh my god. i know i can make myself cooler 'n whatever but that doesn't mean i should have to turn into a fucking refrigerator full-time! i HAVE a job, man. ... darb keeps fucking clinging to me too. like a fuckin' kicked puppy. yeesh.

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THE WITCH. @shiftingmound.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

we're still on the sandwich thing?

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

don't know if that's a fight i should get invested in. last time i got into anything about food ava was talking about how she cuts her sandwich and i thought someone's head was coming off. not 'cuz of her, mind you. that said...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

/ there's only one way out with regard to pizza posting and it's just eating whatever's put in front of me. if i order for myself i just pick toppings randomly

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

how many monsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? three. one to screw it in, 'n two to one but he might not wanna turn on the lights...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

new megafucker with cheese just dropped at the royale steakhouse. i'm getting soooo fucked tonight.

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xix. THE SUN @metalcrushers.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

TEMP PINNED. WRITTEN BY ELI :) #undertalerp / #deltarunerp

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

kissing someone for proof of anything is gay, man, even if it's kissing a woman as a guy

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

/ oh yeah hey I have a shitton of futuresoul characters the world has yet to see. um. one like and you can see them. if you have already seen them because snowy showed you you can see them anyway :)

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

... alright the emo guy with the summon didn't help. i guess i'm just fucked on that front. fair enough.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

/ really struggling not to laugh at "or a mothhusband, i don't judge" at work

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

so is it just the one mothman or do they have, like, mothwomen and mothchildren? or moththeys. feels kinda chauvinistic...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

/ uhhhh. murder. assault. torture. kidnapping. selling weapons to felons and/or without conducting background checks and also doing so without a license to carry. fraud. hostile takeover of a city? is that even a real crime

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

right. okay. let's see. waffle batter... caramels — second layer of batter so i don't fuck up this waffle iron forever... liquid smoke... [ she slams the iron closed - some runoff spills out almost instantly, which true to the bit she winds up swiping up and eating. ] ... this is gonna suck ass.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

in times like this we gotta turn to the last bastion of positivity we have. ... homer simpson's patented space age outta-this-world moon waffles. [ "times like this" must just mean breakfast. ]

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

/ oh i gotta fix this later "why am i always looking at the stars?" links directly to the next line. same speaker. Dumb Ass

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

oh, yeah, right. the only last resolution is to let myself look more... normal to humans more. mostly so i can aurafarm throwing icicles around and shit, but. i ain't really had much a reason to before, since i'm around a lotta people who already can tell...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

already fucked up my resolution. 2027's gonna be my year...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

shouting this at mauve's until the dilf manager drags me out by my hair

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

( ...that's scary. i dunno. )

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

/ i am only responding directly to my gf please understand. that said it has been wonderful getting to be part of this section of rp and youve made wonderful writing partners, and more importantly friends. its a pleasure to know you all and i hope that we can continue being oomfs hereafter. ty all.

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Fukua. @schmeebop.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

// she was born four months ago in a test tube. shes like this

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

... reminds me, as a kid, i was chasin' a laser pointer dot and i straight up tackled someone so hard they busted an arm because it was on their chest. good times. total stranger, too.

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POPPY! @handle.invalid · 26/12/2025

temp pinned. penned by richie

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

... just watched darby fall to his knees over a beautiful woman. classic.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

... does she know the "breaking in and stealing food" part is usually the part only one guy does and not how it's celebrated normally.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

wish she could- take... no, that's not quite right, is it. mn...

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

you hostin' a meal this holiday? make sure to microwave your utensils so you can have 'em toasty for your guests.

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there's nothing sacred here. @keepdancingalone.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I think it's good that he died.

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

( oh, i've seen how this ends. i'll get the tissues. ) ( ...and a clean shirt. )

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hann🌹 @bodylikeaweapon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

oh, shit, all the kids are comin' outta the woodwork for christmas break. ... maybe i should redownload fortnite. christmas noob stompin' is the last thing capitalism can still do for me.

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A TRAGIC CLOWN. @lesserbells.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Fuck you all and fuck me as well. Merry Christmas. Check your bathroom now.

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MIKI. ✨ @illbehumanafterall.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

(quietly, to herself) and zendaya is miki...

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